FlamingoBlue
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Which do you perfer??? Ass or Arse????
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Kiss my ass (arse), mother fucker....
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Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Depends on whos it is.
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Its situational really.
If I was "getting some" I would prefer ass
If I was "kicking some" I would prefer ass
If I wanted to sound rustic, quaint or english I would prefer arse
In reference to, or using horse or as a modifier it is interchangeable
Although you could use either in relation to "bite my". Locally it is usually "bite my ass" or "bite me arse"
If I wanted to kiss one or engage in sexual congress with one it would be ass.
You can have a "nice" one of either variety.
I feel like an (you choose) for going this far in answering this thread.
Lets enter the realm of scatalogical mindlessness next and ask do you prefer shit or shite
If I was "getting some" I would prefer ass
If I was "kicking some" I would prefer ass
If I wanted to sound rustic, quaint or english I would prefer arse
In reference to, or using horse or as a modifier it is interchangeable
Although you could use either in relation to "bite my". Locally it is usually "bite my ass" or "bite me arse"
If I wanted to kiss one or engage in sexual congress with one it would be ass.
You can have a "nice" one of either variety.
I feel like an (you choose) for going this far in answering this thread.
Lets enter the realm of scatalogical mindlessness next and ask do you prefer shit or shite
KillerMuffin
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It depends, whose ass/arse do I get?
Isabella Thorne
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Butt ...
Flamingo darling ... you are making an ass of yourself again LMAO ...
.. oh please forgive me Blue luv ... i couldn't resist .. you know how your naughty tart gets, baby ...
are you going to spank my bum luv?
Flamingo darling ... you are making an ass of yourself again LMAO ...
.. oh please forgive me Blue luv ... i couldn't resist .. you know how your naughty tart gets, baby ...
are you going to spank my bum luv?
Bushido71XS
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Wizard said:
Ditto......
Isabella Thorne
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ooooooooooo those cyber vibes are hotttttttttt
mmmmmm ... yes i am getting cyber vibes .. now ...
Flamingo my darling .. i will bend over your knee now my luv and you can pull down my panties ... spank me .. spank me .. spank my naughty bum .... i am such a naughty girl .. and you know it .. don't you Blue? <kiss kiss baby>
mmmmmm ... yes i am getting cyber vibes .. now ...
Flamingo my darling .. i will bend over your knee now my luv and you can pull down my panties ... spank me .. spank me .. spank my naughty bum .... i am such a naughty girl .. and you know it .. don't you Blue? <kiss kiss baby>
FlamingoBlue
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Okay, Izzy....
So I get on the 401 and take what exit to get to your place?
blue
So I get on the 401 and take what exit to get to your place?
blue
Being an Aussie, I guess I am now and always will be an "arse" man (But spell it ass). I've tried to say ass a few times, but it's pretty painful to hear an Aussie attempt an ass when arse is on the tip of their tongue.
Same with bastard. (Barstard in Aussie). And Grass (Grarss in Aussie). I just can't say "ass" words. Sounds too fucking stupid - (See those Aussie wankers in Baywatch and Jag for details.)
MADDOG
Same with bastard. (Barstard in Aussie). And Grass (Grarss in Aussie). I just can't say "ass" words. Sounds too fucking stupid - (See those Aussie wankers in Baywatch and Jag for details.)
MADDOG
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Ass, arse, butt, what about rump?
Earthmuffin
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Depending on the day, the mood, the chaos in life:
Move your ass.
Are you sitting on your butt waiting for it to spread?
Watch out, you'll get your arse in a sling!
And....Tushy, tushy, tushy!!!
Move your ass.
Are you sitting on your butt waiting for it to spread?
Watch out, you'll get your arse in a sling!
And....Tushy, tushy, tushy!!!
Isabella Thorne
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Butt I love your ass ..
Don't lose your ass baby ...
There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.
As they went along they passed some people who thought that
it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was
a real shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The
two decided that maybe they both should walk.
Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was
stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so, they decided that they both should ride.
They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that may be the critics were right, so they decided to carry the donkey.
As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The Moral Of The Story:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.
Don't lose your ass baby ...
There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.
As they went along they passed some people who thought that
it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was
a real shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The
two decided that maybe they both should walk.
Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was
stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so, they decided that they both should ride.
They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that may be the critics were right, so they decided to carry the donkey.
As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The Moral Of The Story:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.
Isabella Thorne
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More Ass-inine Fun!
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that the preacher settled on a donkey instead. The preacher figured, since he bought the animal, he might as well race it. To his great surprise, the donkey did quite well and came in third place. The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline:
Preacher Shows Ass
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again, and this time the animal won first place.
The paper said:
Preacher's Ass Out In Front
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The newspaper printed this headline:
Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass
This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give the animal to a nun in a local convent. The next day, the headlines read:
Nun Has Best Ass In Town
The Bishop fainted. When he came around, he informed the nun
that she would have to dispose of the donkey. The nun seaarched, finally finding a farmer willing to buy the animal for ten dollars. The paper stated:
Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks
They buried the Bishop the next day!
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that the preacher settled on a donkey instead. The preacher figured, since he bought the animal, he might as well race it. To his great surprise, the donkey did quite well and came in third place. The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline:
Preacher Shows Ass
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again, and this time the animal won first place.
The paper said:
Preacher's Ass Out In Front
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The newspaper printed this headline:
Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass
This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give the animal to a nun in a local convent. The next day, the headlines read:
Nun Has Best Ass In Town
The Bishop fainted. When he came around, he informed the nun
that she would have to dispose of the donkey. The nun seaarched, finally finding a farmer willing to buy the animal for ten dollars. The paper stated:
Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks
They buried the Bishop the next day!
