Kinkster In the Kitchen, Chef In the Bedroom

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Man with mixed priorities seeks woman who likes a good tossed salad.

Hobbies include milling around hospital out patient rooms and guessing people’s illnesses, using those weird little decorative soaps, and not pointing out that people rarely use the Oxford comma, even though it is pet peeve of mine.

What am I looking for? Preferably 30 or older, but exceptions can be made if you blow me away. Not looking for supermodel, although I would consider you if you are, but do request that you be HWP, a little extra is good too. Pervy minded and potties mouthed ladies move to the front of the line.

Me: 49 yo guy who holds the door open for you and slaps your ass as you walk by. 6”2”, 200 lbs, blue eyes, and greying hair. I have a sense of humor that borders on dark at times. My language can be a bit crass, but I do tailor it to my setting and audience when required.

I probably won’t go down in history, but I’ll certainly go down if you’re the right woman.

I hope to hear from the lovely ladies of Lit. Pics available through KIK.
 
I'm just going to bump this, since I snort-laughed at the subject line :D
 
I was going to say something snarky about the subject line, but I thought the better of it :eek:

Instead, I'll give a friendly bump to you as I wish you luck hoping the weekend will bear fruit for you.
 
I was going to say something snarky about the subject line, but I thought the better of it :eek:

Instead, I'll give a friendly bump to you as I wish you luck hoping the weekend will bear fruit for you.

I like snark as long as it’s all in good fun.
 
Shameless Bump!

I LOVE IT!

Your post is witty and fun! Points given for imagination and that slap on the ass when I walked past. :D
 
Awwww, thank you. Your kind words forced all the blood to rush to my head and blush...😉

LOL Just showing appreciation for the witty post!

Are you really good in the kitchen?
What about other rooms throughout the house?
:D
 
LOL Just showing appreciation for the witty post!

Are you really good in the kitchen?
What about other rooms throughout the house?
:D

I make a mean French toast, ribs that fall of the bone and melt in your mouth, and tacos to die for.

I’m not sure which room I do my best work in. I was hoping one of the lovely ladies of lit would help me figure that out.
 
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