King Kong vs Kinky Kong

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

I'm sooo glad I don't watch…

television.

 

[S-Des]

OK, I've been waiting for an excuse to post this. Quite possibly the funniest porn in history. I have no idea what the rest of the movie entails, but here is a link to it. I can't possibly describe it (I'm not nearly that good a writer), but it's titled Pteradactyl Porn, so you can probably guess.


Edited to add.....Well crap, it doesn't seem to be working at the moment (although the still image is pretty hysterical...I'd love to have been in that pitch meeting).

 

[TE999]

WTF?

ROFLMAO!

I thought reptiles were cold blooded.

This has gotta be a first.

I'll bet Ed Wood's really pissed off right about now. He coulda' used this story line.

Peace.

 

[slyc_willie]

A Flippin' Flappin' Fuck

Okay, Question One: How could the 'actress' even pretend to be turned on with the guys waving their arms like that?

And, Question Two: How could the studs keep an erection in such a ridiculous scene?

Oh, that's right . . . 'here, honey, do a line . . . ."

LOL!

 

[slyc_willie]

It all makes me wonder. 'Twas Booty killed the Beast?

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Sign of the times. Show some tits and ass, and SOMEBODY'll watch it.

 

[S-Des]

Okay, Question One: How could the 'actress' even pretend to be turned on with the guys waving their arms like that?

And, Question Two: How could the studs keep an erection in such a ridiculous scene?

Oh, that's right . . . 'here, honey, do a line . . . ."

LOL!

I'm thinking Viagra (or they are much more professional then I could be ).

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm thinking Viagra (or they are much more professional then I could be ).

To be more 'professional' would make them an erection-sporting zombie.

Hmm . . . think I just answered my own question.

 

[TheEarl]

OK, I've been waiting for an excuse to post this. Quite possibly the funniest porn in history. I have no idea what the rest of the movie entails, but here is a link to it. I can't possibly describe it (I'm not nearly that good a writer), but it's titled Pteradactyl Porn, so you can probably guess.


Edited to add.....Well crap, it doesn't seem to be working at the moment (although the still image is pretty hysterical...I'd love to have been in that pitch meeting).

What

The

Fuck?

The Earl

 

[rawr_rae]

What

The

Fuck?

The Earl

Ditto. Eek!

-Rae

 

[RogueLurker]

OMG, Des ... that's just so damn ... damn ... I'm at a complete loss for words.

What the hell was up with that puppet thing in the corner?

I'm going to have to go wash my brain now ... these are images I have no interest in keeping.

 

[ElizabethWest]

As usual, I should have heeded the above warnings. I can't believe I just watched that.

I'm reminded of the Sleestacks from the Land of the Lost. I wonder if the Marshalls ever saw that kind of action.

I think I need a shower now to remove the slime.

 

[rgraham666]

As usual, I should have heeded the above warnings. I can't believe I just watched that.

I'm reminded of the Sleestacks from the Land of the Lost. I wonder if the Marshalls ever saw that kind of action.

I think I need a shower now to remove the slime.

Need some company?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Need some company?

Rowrrrrr!!! Get the soap and meet me in five minutes!

 

[rgraham666]

Rowrrrrr!!! Get the soap and meet me in five minutes!

On my way.