Kinda Fonda Wanda

[sirhugs]

No real story idea here.
Just love the potential title, but other than a desire for Wanda I don't have much.
Who is Wanda?
Who is the protagonist?
Is it a voyeur story?
Is the "fondness" unrequited or rewarded?

 

[OnlyHappyEndings]

Voyeur at first. Wanda is a co-worker/supervisor at your first job. She's older, not really that attractive. But there's something about her that has guys chasing her. Maybe it's her commanding presence and her sense of style. You're curious about what she gets up to, you hear things secondhand, once she has too much to drink and confesses something mildly shocking.

Years later you see someone who looks familiar. She's not so well dressed, not so commanding. She's not down and out but not the hot commodity she used to be. But your old crush draws you to her and she is overjoyed to see someone from the old days. After a few drinks you're at her place and she shows you the full range of her repertoire. Not the hottest lay you ever had but the one you'll remember forever.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Wanda wanted a magic wand
A wand that made her quake and tremble
Her hair was golden blond
Her desire was more than mental

Prospecting was a difficult task
Benefits for battery or flesh
Anything would beat a flask
Bullet or Gilgamesh?

The choice was hard
The choice was long
They both took part
Both a massive dong

And so Wanda was satisfied
All her tremors subside
Deftly flesh and battery applied
There's no need for divide

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Wanda Fonda, spawn of Jane.

She's as close of a copy that she reprises Barbarella