killing characters

No, it's because they are tired of your one-note sambas and your whining--they even say so. :D

You are the only one that talks about the Samba because you're jealous of the fact you couldn't come up with anything that complex.

As for whining? "I'm surprised at how much death and violence there is on a sex site" is not whining it is a statement.

I used to wonder why someone like you with as much success as you claim to have had (never mind your super secret agent background) would waste time on a free site.

I know now and have for awhile it is because you need to attempt to feel superior. I don't see any other of the excessia authors who post here pounding their chests and saying " look at me" just you.

Hell Selena KItt could legitimately brag til the cows come home and never does.

Not you though. Little people need to talk big.

You're a joke Pilot and your "reality sucks" cracks should be aimed at yourself in the mirror because no one else here has a problem with their lives to the point they need to attempt to prove themselves to others.

You prove yourself every day Pilot. Prove yourself as a jealous, petty, insignificant little man.

You are jealous of me. Jealous of the fact some poor little blue collar bastard can stand up to you and has more talent than you could possibly fathom.

You are a poser, you have to research blow job to see what one is. Your stories are as explicit as those old cinemax softcore "emmanuel" movies

Your violence as graphic as a schoolyard fight, and your scary vampires are ore pathetic than Twilight.

And your little green "E's"? Well ladies and gentlemen for those not in the know, a green e means "editors choice" it simply means the editor personally liked the story. Half the green e's given out don' even have hot ratings. They simply appeal to the editor's tastes.

And how does Pilot get his green E's? Well the same way my dog scores pieces of bacon at breakfest; by sitting beside me looking up at me with his tongue hanging out pathetically going "please, please, please. You are a boot licking fraud.

Hell there was a thread asking about stories about soft swinging. You asked what a soft swing was. You should have googled that and saved embarrassment. There is not an erotica author out there who doesn't know what a soft swing is.

Tell you what Pilot why don't you hop into your unmarked black sedan and have the secret service escort you down to Providence. Come meet me. Tell me to my face I whine, tell me to my face I'm an asshole, question my character.

I would love to see you talk your smack face to face. I mean I'm sure you wouldn't be afraid. I mean Haven't you been trained to kill people with a ball point pen? Don't want me? Go find Elfin, or Estragon, or JBJ. Go find Carlus Magnus, or snooper whatever the hell their name is. GO find Scouries or Freddie. Come sling your cowardly garbage in person.

You won't you'll keep typing your snippy remarks and hide behind your little green smiley's.

Your a fraud, and a fool, and an internet coward. The ladies here are towice the man you are.

Now follow your pattern and in your next post claim you didn't read all this. Lie to yourself again.
 
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Sigh, didn't lovecraft and SR have their own catfight thread the last time I checked?

About the actual thread, I just realized that I do a lot of terrible things to my characters, living and dead. One of my characters, he was emasculated, and then he blew his own head off. I had a mermaid who was tied up so her upper body was out of the water. She suffocated while obtaining third-degree burns from the sun.

Those are the most grusome deaths, but my live characters aren't doing so hot either... a werewolf who gets his foot caught in a trap, countless rapes, a merman who is caught in a floating net and gets severely burned and dehydrated, torture, zombie attacks, mutilation, drug dependence, etc.

I'm a horrible person :D
 
Sigh, didn't lovecraft and SR have their own catfight thread the last time I checked?

About the actual thread, I just realized that I do a lot of terrible things to my characters, living and dead. One of my characters, he was emasculated, and then he blew his own head off. I had a mermaid who was tied up so her upper body was out of the water. She suffocated while obtaining third-degree burns from the sun.

Those are the most grusome deaths, but my live characters aren't doing so hot either... a werewolf who gets his foot caught in a trap, countless rapes, a merman who is caught in a floating net and gets severely burned and dehydrated, torture, zombie attacks, mutilation, drug dependence, etc.

I'm a horrible person :D

We did he ran from it. He failed to respond to my last post then lost my challenge of neither of us responding to each other.

I wanted to prove that he can't leave me be, but I could ignore him. I figure if he could ignore me you people would be spared.

He lost that challenge after he took my bate in a snuff thread therefore turning me loose upon him and his pretentious fraudulent self.

Blame him.
 
As the duly elected spelling sheriff it is my duty to point out that it's "effect" and "bait" in this instance. Thank you, move along now, show's over.
 
As the duly elected spelling sheriff it is my duty to point out that it's "effect" and "bait" in this instance. Thank you, move along now, show's over.

So, what you're really saying is that your dick is bigger. :D
 
Thanks everyone for your wonderful suggestions. I truly appreciate them. They've given me the best ideas. :rose:
 
So, what you're really saying is that your dick is bigger. :D

At least he has one, and a pair of balls and I'm willing to bet a spine as well. You should try locating those things on yourself. Although you may need map quest in your case.:rolleyes:
 
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