KillerMuffin: My "Jack Handy" Thoughts on This Piece of Work

[TN_Vixen]

Once, I was walking down the street and saw a woman peering into a store window, and all the sudden her skirt blew up around her hips and I saw her tight brown ass and her thong snuggled comfortably betwixt her cheeks and I thought... I want to lick that spot"


............. that's all.

 

[KillerMuffin]

That was you?

After the skirt blew up, I was incredibly embarrassed and quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed. A few yards away along the sidewalk stood a lovely vision in red with a lingeringly wet look in her eyes.

I thought about perhaps inviting her to a brief respite of coffee and conversation.

 

[TN_Vixen]

the light flush on your cheeks made you so much more endearing to me and I invited you to sit with me at a sidewalk cafe.

Ok, this is beginning to sound less and less like Jack Handy and more and more like an Intentional Seduction from "Silk Stockings" I'm slightly embarassed.

 

[Problem Child]

Once I saw two women on the street, and the blonde one was bent over looking very closely at the other woman's butt.

I thought, wow, maybe she lost her contact lens in that woman's asshole.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Once I saw two women on the street, and the blonde one was bent over looking very closely at the other woman's butt.

I thought, wow, maybe she lost her contact lens in that woman's asshole.

Nonono.. she just had a very assholeablescent, y'know what I mean? Intriguing, yet so totally satisfying. I was hooked.

 

[KillerMuffin]

<--- has no bloody idea who the hell this "Jack Handy" critter is.