KillerMuffin, I serenade thee...

[InternationalFunboy]

Once in a lifetime is how often you come across a piece of work, nay a piece of art that so encapsulates the soul, the mind, the luminous radiation of another human being so completely. I've admired you from afar until now.

From me to you, KillerMuffin......number one with a bullet, and a kiss, I give you....

Muffinale

 

[The_old_man]

AWESOME


A true tribute to the Killer.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Funboy... you are my new idol. I will now worship you.

After I eat uh... a muffin.

 

[Starfish]

It is almost disturbing how this film noir relates to the subject of the muffin.



Brilliant and Moving. Simply moving.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

The doors to Iglesia De Funboy are open to one and all....I've attached a copy of the idol to be worshipped at your leisure, please send 20 bones american for each prayer you wish answered.

Old Man......it has been along time since I seen you 'round these parts....thanks for the recognition, ya old coot!

Just kidding...............pops.

Dilliramadingdong.....there is only one idol that is really worthy of the adulation and that is Billy Idol.....from Generation X to Adam Sandler movies...a class act to be revered by all.

But this is all about the muffin after all, I mean, how can you not like muffins?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

It is almost disturbing how this film noir relates to the subject of the muffin.



Brilliant and Moving. Simply moving.

Isn't it perfect for her? I mean I feel I know her so well and that's the only reason I would post this......I feel close to her. I think in another life, another time, we could be lovers.

HOWEVER, you and I can be lovers right now so saddle up starfish and let's see that 'quality squish'...
This may very well be the droid you're looking for....

 

[Starfish]

I like helping others find thier pasts.

Maybe we could have a threesome to see if that connection can be verified.

 

[fgarvb1]

I like it!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Sure StarfEESh.....just don't forget your batteries, I take 4 double-As......juice me up and I'm in your's and the muffin's hands 'till the breaka breaka dawn.

fgarvb1 - a thousand blessings on you my child. May the Bootsie be with you.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

It's time for phase two of my love-in.....I call it:

"C'mon, eat me"

 

[Rubyfruit]

You rock, Funboy.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You rock, Funboy.

It's not me, but the religion that rocks Ruby. Feel it.... I want you to feel Bootsie deep down in your personal area....I'm simply the finger that lingers.....the ambassador of rump shakin'......your ticket to ride on the flip side. All hail KillerMuffin, Bootsie be with you. For we will serve no dong that is not long......may 100 orgasms make you quake.

Shalom.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Funstud....you are the epitome of quality squish. You are the hottest chick I've ever went down on.


Your ode to the Muffster makes me weak kneed. Which is different from bowlegged.

 

[Debbie]

A wonderful tribute to KM.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

SimplySouthern! Are you saying that I have a vaginer? I have no troubles with dressing up to be the hottest chick you'll ever suck off, but I draw the line at the allegation that I have quality squish downstairs and not the glorious, golden rigid member that I wave like a lance at a medieval jousting match. I'll be your bitch in shining armour, but RESPECT THE COCK!

Debbieeeeeeeeeeee...............debbie debbie debbie. Don't I owe you some coitus? Why yes of course I do....you and lilKinx both....we were going to have group coitus but if you'd like a piece'a me all to yourself perhaps we can work something out. I'm glad you like my obvious gushing over our own sweet KillerMuffin...with that I'd like the launch the third and final installment of the Iglesia De Funboy Killermuffin Woo Project...The Muffin Tree

 

[Rambling Rose]

You sick fuck. And to think you are only two states away. I could be there in time for breakfast...

Can we have muffins? Everyone likes muffins...I'm apple cinnamon!

[edited because I couldn't decide what flavor muffin I wanted to be]

 

[lilminx]

Debbieeeeeeeeeeee...............debbie debbie debbie. Don't I owe you some coitus? Why yes of course I do....you and lilKinx both....we were going to have group coitus but if you'd like a piece'a me all to yourself perhaps we can work something out. I'm glad you like my obvious gushing over our own sweet KillerMuffin...with that I'd like the launch the third and final installment of the Iglesia De Funboy Killermuffin Woo Project...The Muffin Tree

I love The Muffin Tree- is that a message about KM? Should we not talk to her, lest she kill us?

Hmmm.... I'm not certain, but I think you're referring to me as "lilkinx"- I like your variation of my name, in case I didn't already tell you that. However, if Debbie gets you all to herself for a period of time, then I need to have my own time slot for you as well. As Mensa mentioned in another thread about me: "Lilminx- does not share well with others".

 

[Guest]

please notify KM about the flashing colors b4 she bloody well dies

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You sick fuck.

PROVE it.

Of course we can have muffins......right after I have le juice biscuits du jour......or should I say 'du your'? ;-)

Sweet Kinxie...I think we shall have no troubles in dividing me up..put me up on the chopping block for all to see.

oh my...I sound like a ho. Am I a ho? You people are trying to turn me out...

Oh Bootsie..I pray. Keep me safe and sane in the face of this temptation which has been put before me and keep me on the path that leads straight and true to the Queen of all Muffins. The pistol packin' poo na na...that makes me croon like Sha na na.

Peas be with you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Color me jealous. The Muffin gets two tributes from the always sexy Funboy while my delicious fruits are starting to whither on the vine.

It's not fucking fair!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd. You're crazy. How in the heck did you find this? Whatever possessed you to find this? It's, it's, it's so muffiny.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

OH mY GOD oh my god oh my god...Ruby...she was just here! She was here.....oh she's simply a dream.....

I was just standing here and she walked by and said something about muffins and then she was gone! She FLOATS when she walks like an angel! I wanna have her baby.
oh Bootsie give me strength.....



And don't you worry Ms. Fruit, I've got my eye on ya'll...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Er, IFB darlin', are you okay?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm ...uh..heehehe..doin' great are you fine, how uh... Are you doing ok? Me fine..me.... I mean I'm fine.

Allright, I have to go.........uh.......shave my ....POODLE. That's it..
See ya on the flip side!





(oh man....'see you on the flip side'? jeez, I'm such a dork....she must think I'm a whacko....way ta go. I don't even have a poodle.)