KillerMuffin, a Smegma question if you please

[Todd]

I have read throughout my time here your distaste of a man with Smegma. And other statements to the effect that most if not all men get it.

Smegma, dick cheese if you will.

How the hades does one go about culturing it?

I can not for the life of me get any to form, even going on a 5 day 4 night wilderness camping trip where being clean is not on the top of the priority list.

Is there a certian activity that promotes Smegma growth. So far it seems as I am immune to Smegma Culture and reproduction.

so Is that a good thing or a bad thing Killer Muffin?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, do you have a foreskin?

 

[Todd]

Well, do you have a foreskin?

Yes, and its fully convertable as well, that is it pulls back right off of the helmut leaving a nice circumcised look

 

[KillerMuffin]

Leave penis hiding in your foreskin as much as possible and never wash out the interior. You'll have cultivated a nice patch of dick cheese in about a month. The older you get, the easier it is to grow dick cheese. It helps if you leave your cum in there after you masturbate as well.

I'm almost afraid to ask...

Why in tarnation do you want dick cheese?????

 

[Todd]

In its natural flacid state it spends most of its time is spent in foreskin hiding mode, as you suggest.

However as you suggest , a month without washing sorry, can't go that long a weekend vacation in the woods is about as long as I can go I like to be clean.

i don't really want dick cheese I just thought something might be wrong with me cause the way int he past you talked it was like a instant forming over night sensation, and I never ever recall ever having any.

I thought something might be wrong with me, not being able to produce it was all.

I knew you were the expert so you were my goto gal.

 

[fgarvb1]

KillerMuffin and Todd my two most favorite posters.

you two never stop surprising me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Toddykins, the only reason I know so much about smegma and dick cheese is my former profession at exercise jock and all around duty body for a small horse racing outfit which ran a string of mostly male horses, including three stud horses. It was NOT always pleasant.

They were quarterhorses, too. Go like greased lightnin for the first quarter mile, then you galloping all out and granny and her walker passes you by. I called them my low tank crotchrockets.

 

[Todd]

Ok, thanks Muffikins.

Just all your threads about the subject had me afraid that something might be wrong with me for not contracted the Smegma condition.

Thank you for relieving my fears

 

[KillerMuffin]

Worry about it when you're 80, in a nursing home, and the nurse whose stuck with dick cheese duty for the week comes to clean out your foreskin. I hear tell they call 'em Smegma Queen when they're stuck doing it. Apparently the old guys adore it, though. Just something to look forward to.

 

[Shale]

More on Smegma

I've encountered quite a few uncut men here in Miami Beach. Even when they are meticulously clean a slight smell of smegma can be discerned if your nose is put right behind the glans when the prepuce is slid back. Some men are embarrased that they have this odor, I find it a bit of a turn on. I have encoutered men whom you could smell across the room when they pulled back the skin. Not quite a turn-on in most cases.

Many people don't realize that women also create smegma under the hood of their clit. Stick your nose in there and you can smell it, though usually not as pronounced as it is a smaller area than a mans glans.

As for those 80-year-old men in the nursing homes. I encountered a smegmalith while cleaning one who probably hadn't been cleaned in my lifetime. Yes, almost anything in the body can calcify, including untended smegma under a forskin. At least when it turns to stone it doesn't have an odor.

 

[Angel]

Re: More on Smegma

Yes, almost anything in the body can calcify, including untended smegma under a forskin. At least when it turns to stone it doesn't have an odor.

-gag-