Kill it with a shoe.

[parodyluvr75]

Another Fata vanity thread.

http://www.uksafari.com/spiders.htm

I figured she should know who she is smashing.

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://www.buglife.org.uk/sites/default/files/pictures/Garden%20cross%20spider%20(Araneus%20diadematus)%20©%20Steven%20Falk.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

About that shoe thing...

Good luck with that!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5d96e44dc0422eb71b1d676f554cd578/tumblr_neffulTNuB1rg4xulo1_500.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fata is a whiz with a shoe, countless spiders have fallen under her boot heel.

 

[cjh]

The singer Katie Melua has had a spider extracted from her ear after it took up residence for a whole week. Melua revealed her close encounter with the arachnid on her Instagram account, complete with pictures.

The singer said she had been bothered by a rustling sound in her ear and went to the doctor, who used a micro-vacuum cleaner to remove the creature. The 30-year-old Georgian-British singer believes the spider – identified as a member of the Salticidae or jumping spider family – had found its way into a pair of earbud headphones.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/nov/02/katie-melua-finds-spider-living-in-ear

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/nov/02/katie-melua-finds-spider-living-in-ear

How big are her ears?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

http://www.wallpapers4desktop.net/_ph/4/2/420771921.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hit Delete bro!

 

[dolf]

awwwwwwwww!!!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hellooooooo!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/025c5b45684de525cb4b614dc9cd64be/tumblr_n3b12rQGfq1qdlh1io1_400.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Burn in hell shitheads. Especially you Doctor Cuntface for posting worst gif ever.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.desibucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/I-Wuv-You.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Burn in hell shitheads. Especially you Doctor Cuntface for posting worst gif ever.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d325ad9c8ac5af485928f9266afac98c0338d4564835f362e4a475929348357.jpg

You know you love it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did you read the article where the spider was living in the lady's ear?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did you read the article where the spider was living in the lady's ear?

Nope.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/4c3/ebf/d8d/resized/misunderstood-spider-meme-generator-hello-my-name-is-davey-the-misunderstood-spider-nice-to-meet-you-ahhhhhhhhh-9402b0.jpg

 

[Amy_K]

Did you read the article where the spider was living in the lady's ear?

Was that the one where the spider laid eggs, and some of the babies chewed through the ear drum?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nope.

You should it's educational.

 

[Fata Morgana]

For fuck sake. Now I have to Polyfilla my ears.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Here he is:

 

[parodyluvr75]

For fuck sake. Now I have to Polyfilla my ears.

If that's like foam rubber, I don't recommend it. They love nesting in foam rubber.

 

[Amy_K]

If that's like foam rubber, I don't recommend it. They love nesting in foam rubber.

They grow 3x faster.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm not spiderist, honestly. But some of them are just so shatteringly vulgar.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Spiders hitting on Fata would really send her screaming, I don't mind spiders and I'd run screaming.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm not spiderist, honestly. But some of them are just so shatteringly vulgar.

Now that is bloody hilarious. I fucking hate Weatherspoons.