KifferMullin

[KillerMuffin]

Did I miss the trend? I hope I haven't missed the trendy. I try so hard to be trendy and it would be just so awful if I missed the trend. What was the trend anyway? I forgot.

 

[Ambrosious]

ROTFLMAO!

You are a fascinating young lady.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Frivolous flattery will get you everywhere, and anywhere, and would you like to skip dinner and just jump in the sack?

 

[Ambrosious]

Man cannot live on bread alone. In other words, YES!

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

You are a fascinating young lady.

That is a great line. Wish I'd thought of it.

 

[Ambrosious]

Nitelight

Don't you?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Here we are in the sack, you're about to send me to paroxsyms of orgasmic ecstasy the likes of which I've never seen, and you stop to talk to Nitelight. Well fine. *pouts* Should I be petty and tease you with my feet and never let you touch them, or should I give into my own gratification and stick my toe in your mouth. At least that way you wouldn't be talking to Nitelight in the middle of it. HUhmph.

 

[Ambrosious]

KillerMuffin

I'm sorry, what was that, I was talking to Nitelight. Now as for the toes thing. Either way and I win.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Here we are in the sack, you're about to send me to paroxsyms of orgasmic ecstasy the likes of which I've never seen, and you stop to talk to Nitelight. Well fine. *pouts* Should I be petty and tease you with my feet and never let you touch them, or should I give into my own gratification and stick my toe in your mouth. At least that way you wouldn't be talking to Nitelight in the middle of it. HUhmph.

Tie him to the rollbar, and tease him alittle before you give in to pleasing yourself.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh what a lovely idea MackDaddy! I'm glad you thought of it.


Ohhh Ambrosious!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

What?!

And is it my eyes or is this thread called KillerMullin?

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's your eyes sweetie. This thread is called KifferMullin.

Oh, I um, have this problem with the KC lights on my truck. Would you mind helping me with them? I need to tie you, I mean them onto the rollbar securely. That way I can have my wicked way with you, I mean I can drive through the mud and muck and they won't fall off. Pretty please?

 

[Ambrosious]

Kiffer! You kill me.

Lights? They go up here, right?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Almost, just a little wider. Perfect, now hold still while I tie your hands, I mean the lights to the rollbar.

 

[Ambrosious]

<assuming a moronic look>

O.K. Like this?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smiling brightly* That's perfect! You aren't allergic to edible massage lotion are you?

 

[Ambrosious]

Not one bit!

 

[Ambrosious]

You left me out here ALL NIGHT?!

Damn...just damn.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I kissed and licked and sucked and nibbled and bit and made you cum pretty much all night. But you were bitching about the Johnny Cash playing from the trailer next door instead of Van Halen. I took the shotgun out of the gunrack and went to take care of the problem, but they were all having sex and it was just too gross. They used condoms. Ewww. Only weird people do that. Right bro?

 

[Ambrosious]

Well that explains THAT, I think.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I just had a Brain fart ...I had to flame my troll

 

[Ambrosious]

Wife

Uhhh...OK punkin.

That child ain't right.