Kfc

[TigerClaw]

I stopped off at KFC on the way home tonight. Not in a very good mood. Had a Motorcycle cut in from behind as I was changing lanes in front of a MAC truck. Two others cut me off before I finally made it close to home. I just could not get an inch anywhere. So, by the time I made it to KFC I was not in a good mood.

I walk in to order dinner and found I didnt have enough money. Being I didnt know where the closest ATM was I asked where can I find the nearest ATM.

<The Clerk turned to the menu as I spoke and said>

Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<turning back to me, he continues>

With Chicken?????

For a split second I was going to be sarcastic but at the moment I wished i could have ordered the chicken while at the ATM. It struck me as being hysterical. I turned and walked out with out saying a word. I would have cracked up had I said anything.

After getting my money from the ATM I did return and place my order. It wound up being a pleasant end to a miserable ride home.

So, has anything funny happened to you unexpectantly???

 

[lovetoread]

Well there was this one time at bandcamp....

Heh..

 

[QuickDuck]

Funniest KFC moment.

Me: hi there, i would like a 3 piece feed please
15 year old: I'm sorry, we are out of chicken
Me: Oh, well I will get a fillet burger
15 year old: No, we are out of chicken.
Me: errr..... chips?
15 year old: Ok.


second funniest....

Walked in by myself to place an order for a group of friends waiting at home.

Please keep in mind that since it was fairly late at night, I was the only customer in the place.

Me: Hi there, can i get 20 pieces of chicken, 6 cheese and bacon fillet burgers, 2 zinger burgers, 30 nuggets, and 5 large chips with extra chicken salt.
15 year old: take away?

and this point, i looked around to see if i had an army standing next to me that i was expected to feed... in the end I just decided that i must be really hungry

 

[MsTerious]

Well there was this one time at bandcamp....

Heh..

Hey, that's from Buffy!!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Hey, that's from Buffy!!!!!

Nope, American Pie.

Greatest movie of all time.

 

[TigerClaw]

Buffy, Buffy....... BUFFYYYYY!!!!!!!

No Buffettes in this thread thank you very much......


The only Buffy for me is the original movie.

Would really like to see her in person after those playboy shots......



Come get the demon out of my soul Buffette.....

 

[TigerClaw]

ok, enough of the buffettes

any other fast food thoughts here?

 

[lobito]

kfc is nothing like they were "when we were kids" People actually took pride in their jobs and quality back then. They wore their hairnets and hats the right way, their pants didn't hang to their fucking knees. BLAH BLAH BLAH, you get the picture.

 

[freakygirl]

4pm and I'm in drive thru..

Kid: Yeah?
Me:I'd like to order a 20 piece meal. Half original half extra crispy.
Kid: Yeah?
Me: Yeah
Kid: ok. You want 3 mashed potatoes and 2 gravies?
Me: No
Kid: No:
Me: Yeah
Kid: Yeah?
Me: No
Kid: Could you come inside. I don't understand you.
Me: No. I'm naked and can't come inside.
Kid: No?
Me: Yeah
Kid: Yeah?
Me: No
Me: Enough of the stupidity. 20 Piece meal with half original chicken, half xtra crispy. 2 potatoes, 1 gravy, 1 baked bean, 1 mac and cheese and biscuits
Kid: No
Me: Huh?
Kid: we are out of chicken.
Me: How long until more is done?
Kid: We aren't cooking anymore. We close at 7.
Me: It's 4pm.
Kid: Yeah?
Me: Yeah
Kid: Oh. In that case 10 minutes for more chicken.
Me: Ok.
Kid: Yeah?
Me: Yeah

I finally got my chicken and went home and fed my kids.

I can't drive by KFC without chuckling now.

 

[Ransom]

Joe Pesci was right when he said, "they fuck you in the drive thru". If I could get Jennifer at our KFC to fuck me in the drive thru or anywhere for that matter it would be OK. However, Joe is eluding to the fact that many times you don't exactly get what you ordered. McDonalds must teach their employees to put your fries in upside down because I swear they do it every time. There have been a few times we have gotten more than we asked for and many more times the
order has been screwed up, but most of the time they get it right. My experience with Shoney's must have not been an isolated case. It seems every time we went there the service and lack of food choices worsened. Well, it finally caught up with them and all Shoney's in our area are now closed. Then there was the story about the bees buzzing around the donuts at Dunkin Donuts one morning......but we won't go there.

 

[TigerClaw]

Mcdonalds ....

I used to invest in McDonalds until they up'd the investment cost to a 100 dollars a pop. They just seem to want to piss their customers off.

 

[freakygirl]

I still have some stock in McDonalds from when I was married.

Atleast I think I do.. I'll have to ask.

Thanks for reminding me

 

[snoozebutton]

Those are hilarious lol.