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[TheJestersAdvocate]

but it at least sounded cute and funny...right???
heheh

Mmmmmm....ty baby! i love when you do all those things to me

i'm good
nothing much exciting going on. same ol same ol

sorry you're so busy (again) hopefully you'll get a nice relaxing break soon

Hehe...yea it was.

Well I am glad I am not just doing those things for my own pleasure. : grins:

I hear ya....just got bumped up the ladder at work....which thankfully now means I will have reasonable hours to work. (WOOO-HOOOO)
Take care of yourself hon and have a good Valentine's Day.
:hugs and kisses:

 

[Ember Faye]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HON!!!​

that's great news hon! wooohooooo!!! more party time on Lit now?? maybe?? *perks* hehe

thank you babes!

 

[bearlee]

Hehe...yea it was.

Well I am glad I am not just doing those things for my own pleasure. : grins:

I hear ya....just got bumped up the ladder at work....which thankfully now means I will have reasonable hours to work. (WOOO-HOOOO)
Take care of yourself hon and have a good Valentine's Day.
:hugs and kisses:

Congrats I generally fall down ladders

And thanks for the kind words about Dawn and I as a couple-much appreciated

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HON!!!​

that's great news hon! wooohooooo!!! more party time on Lit now?? maybe?? *perks* hehe

thank you babes!

From the looks of it...yes....just as soon as my body adjusts back to a shedule, been tossed around alot...and not in any of the pleasurable ways.
You're quite welcome babes....take care es es

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Congrats I generally fall down ladders

And thanks for the kind words about Dawn and I as a couple-much appreciated

Thanks, Lee.....heh, yea mostly fall down myself, but I dust myself off and climb back up....or at least get high enuogh, then throw barrells down at anyone that tries to get up and save the princess.....erm...nm, thinking of Donkey Kong.....:rolls eyes at myself:

You're quite welcome for the kind words.....only said them because they are very true....no sense in bsing that kind of stuff.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

And some knock knock jokes.....because I want to

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I know it's you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A talking pig.
Pigs can’t talk.
Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
I’m allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten?
Yes, I’m sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think it’s for you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You’re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You’d think I miss it, but I don’t

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes. .

 

[bearlee]

Thanks, Lee.....heh, yea mostly fall down myself, but I dust myself off and climb back up....or at least get high enuogh, then throw barrells down at anyone that tries to get up and save the princess.....erm...nm, thinking of Donkey Kong.....:rolls eyes at myself:

You're quite welcome for the kind words.....only said them because they are very true....no sense in bsing that kind of stuff.

 

[Ember Faye]

From the looks of it...yes....just as soon as my body adjusts back to a shedule, been tossed around alot...and not in any of the pleasurable ways.
You're quite welcome babes....take care es es

awww

*would like to be tossed around by you* heheh



so hon...what do you think about this new Lit set up?
some things i love, and other things i absolutely LOATH
but..i've already been pissed off enough today/eve...so..not even going there

missin ya hon
need to catch up soon
es

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

awww

*would like to be tossed around by you* heheh



so hon...what do you think about this new Lit set up?
some things i love, and other things i absolutely LOATH
but..i've already been pissed off enough today/eve...so..not even going there

missin ya hon
need to catch up soon
es

It's allright....well no it's not....but hell it's something that I gotta go through to get the moolah. Thankfully for the next few weeks....right now anyways...I am going to be getting quite a good amount of ot....at reasonable hours....(wooo-hooo)

:smirks and grins, liking that idea very much myself.....rubs chin and gets a wicked and mischievious look in my eyes: Muahahaahahaha

Eh....iffy right now, haven't had much time to really check it out.....so far there are some things I am annoyed at, but maybe if enough people complain about them they'll get changed.....noticed that the pics open up into another window now instead of staying in the same page. (I've accidently closed the page too many freaking times last week when I came back and saw the "New" Lit.) I will just have to wait and see the other surprises from it when I get enough time to chat.


I've been missing you too hon.....take care and have a good rest of the weekend.....we'll catch up soon. :hugs and es

 

[bearlee]

It's allright....well no it's not....but hell it's something that I gotta go through to get the moolah. Thankfully for the next few weeks....right now anyways...I am going to be getting quite a good amount of ot....at reasonable hours....(wooo-hooo)

:smirks and grins, liking that idea very much myself.....rubs chin and gets a wicked and mischievious look in my eyes: Muahahaahahaha

Eh....iffy right now, haven't had much time to really check it out.....so far there are some things I am annoyed at, but maybe if enough people complain about them they'll get changed.....noticed that the pics open up into another window now instead of staying in the same page. (I've accidently closed the page too many freaking times last week when I came back and saw the "New" Lit.) I will just have to wait and see the other surprises from it when I get enough time to chat.


I've been missing you too hon.....take care and have a good rest of the weekend.....we'll catch up soon. :hugs and es

Yeah, I hate the new Lit!!! Well, actually, after the first week now, I really don't mind it. Bastards

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Lol great joke Lee.....just curious how do you get that button to appear?

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Yeah, I hate the new Lit!!! Well, actually, after the first week now, I really don't mind it. Bastards

Yea, it's been weird getting adjusted to the new Lit.....but it does have it's benefits, for me anyways, I don't get logged out when I let the page stay still.....for either housecleaning....or erm....other purposes......nonetheless...still bastiches....could have sent out a freaking manual for this blasted thing

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Ha ha ha

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Some more ha ha ha

An alternate version to the "Three Little Pigs"

There once was a big bad wolf, who was roaming around mighty hungry when he came upon a house built of straw and looking into one of the windows, he could see a nice big juicy looking pig strutting around inside. So of course the wolf goes up to the home and blows it down, but the pig retreats to his nearby friend's house, which is made of wood.

As the wolf catches up, he can't believe his luck, he thought he'd have to settle for one big but thanks to the cowardly act of the first pig he'll now be sated by a small feast of the two pigs. Once again the wolf approaches the house and easily blows it down. Though before he can claim his prize, the two pigs retreat to thier other friend's house, which is made of brick.

At first the wolf is frustrated, being denied his well earned meal, then realizes, when he gets rid of this home, they couldn't possibly have anywhere else to go and he would have 3 pigs to eat from....one he could save for later and make those little finger sized ham sandwiches he enjoyed so much.

As the wolf was approaching this last obstacle, suddenly out of nowhere, 3 black SUV's pull up, and a team of guys come out, proceeding to give the wolf the beating of his life. Before he can even struggle to get up, the guys pick him up, toss him into the back of an SUV and take him to the docks, where they put a bullet in the back of his head, then throw him in the water.

Now the straw and stick pigs are looking at each other in disbelief and as they turn to the brick pig, who's just getting off the phone. They both look at each other once more then at the 3rd pig and ask "What the hell was that?"

"Oh'' says the brick pig very calmly, "That was my uncle, the guinea pig."

 

[Ember Faye]

*pounces and huggles you*

funny jokes babes
always love your funnies


hope you're well hon
((((K))))

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*pounces and huggles you*

funny jokes babes
always love your funnies


hope you're well hon
((((K))))

Thanks, it's always good to haveanice laugh now and again. Been dreadfully busy and dealing with connection problems lately....the damned wire manages to wiggle out of it's plug now and again....don't you hate it when that happens? :winks:

Doing better now that, the wire is fixed....tugged snuggly in it's plug and I'm off for the day resting and relaxing.
:hugs: and es

 

[bearlee]

Whatever

Have a nice weekend Ken

 

[Ember Faye]

Thanks, it's always good to haveanice laugh now and again. Been dreadfully busy and dealing with connection problems lately....the damned wire manages to wiggle out of it's plug now and again....don't you hate it when that happens? :winks:

Doing better now that, the wire is fixed....tugged snuggly in it's plug and I'm off for the day resting and relaxing.
:hugs: and es

DAMN THE WIRE!

oh...wait...I was thinking of: "DAMN THE MAN!" from Empire Records
heheh


you know...I'm really gonna have to spank your behind! You never come talk to me anymore! *pouts*


I know I know...you're a busy boy...yada yada yada
hehe

es to you sweets
take care, be well, don't work too hard...all that other stuff *smirks*

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Have a nice weekend Ken

Thanks Lee....have a wonderful weekend yourself.....good luck with the 50 or however many contests you've gotten yourself into. You're doing great in all the ones I saw.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

DAMN THE WIRE!

oh...wait...I was thinking of: "DAMN THE MAN!" from Empire Records
heheh


you know...I'm really gonna have to spank your behind! You never come talk to me anymore! *pouts*


I know I know...you're a busy boy...yada yada yada
hehe

es to you sweets
take care, be well, don't work too hard...all that other stuff *smirks*

lol....nah damn the wire works too.

Awww...like I said in your thread...it's not by my choosing. : turns around and moons you, shaking my behind from side to side:

I know.....just when I think I can get out....well not work as much as they've gotten me to....they keep dragging me back in.... take care and I hope you feel better soon sweets.

 

[Ember Faye]

lol....nah damn the wire works too.

Awww...like I said in your thread...it's not by my choosing. : turns around and moons you, shaking my behind from side to side:

I know.....just when I think I can get out....well not work as much as they've gotten me to....they keep dragging me back in.... take care and I hope you feel better soon sweets.

I know babes
just come chat me up whenever you have the free time. you know I'm always around

DAMN THE MAN!
(hehe..I love that movie )

hope you had a good weekend..besides all the working and being busy
*tons of hugs and smooches for you hon*

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

I know babes
just come chat me up whenever you have the free time. you know I'm always around

DAMN THE MAN!
(hehe..I love that movie )

hope you had a good weekend..besides all the working and being busy
*tons of hugs and smooches for you hon*

I will make sure to do that....got off for the next few days...so I'll have time to chat and do fun stuff....yay!
Eeeh...yea..good weekend working....heh, not too bad....actually the busiest day was today, had a huge set-up to take care of for the college's charter day....im sure there's a lot of ''happy'' faces with all the parking spots that were taken up.....oh well, not my problem, I'm off-duty. heheh.
After work this morning went down to the firehouse for a bit...and just as I was about to leave, we get a call...which turns out to be a falsely reported auto accident....so no fun doing that....but on the plus side, no was was hurt....(Oh joy. :smirks: )

Take care babes, and I will talk to you later. :hugs: and es

 

[Ember Faye]

I will make sure to do that....got off for the next few days...so I'll have time to chat and do fun stuff....yay!
Eeeh...yea..good weekend working....heh, not too bad....actually the busiest day was today, had a huge set-up to take care of for the college's charter day....im sure there's a lot of ''happy'' faces with all the parking spots that were taken up.....oh well, not my problem, I'm off-duty. heheh.
After work this morning went down to the firehouse for a bit...and just as I was about to leave, we get a call...which turns out to be a falsely reported auto accident....so no fun doing that....but on the plus side, no was was hurt....(Oh joy. :smirks: )

Take care babes, and I will talk to you later. :hugs: and es

glad no one was hurt


I'll be waiting

*tight hugs and lotsa kisses for you hon*

 

[bearlee]

I will make sure to do that....got off for the next few days...so I'll have time to chat and do fun stuff....yay!
Eeeh...yea..good weekend working....heh, not too bad....actually the busiest day was today, had a huge set-up to take care of for the college's charter day....im sure there's a lot of ''happy'' faces with all the parking spots that were taken up.....oh well, not my problem, I'm off-duty. heheh.
After work this morning went down to the firehouse for a bit...and just as I was about to leave, we get a call...which turns out to be a falsely reported auto accident....so no fun doing that....but on the plus side, no was was hurt....(Oh joy. :smirks: )

Take care babes, and I will talk to you later. :hugs: and es

So, you're a fireman? Hey, glad you have a few days off-have a really nice weekend guy

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

glad no one was hurt


I'll be waiting

*tight hugs and lotsa kisses for you hon*

Don't like to make it sound like I want someone to be hurt...but it sucks when we don't get to tear something inanimate to pieces...hehe....it's a great stress reliever to go and smash down doors and break windows and all that fun stuff....and it's nice to also do my civic duty and protect the community (AND BREAK STUFF TOO!...heheh)