Ken's Corner

[Ember Faye]

Yes I am...and damn proud of it!

one of the reasons i adore you
*grins*


had me laughing with the SW one hon
you're so good at bringing a smile to my face and making me spew my drink on the monitor with laughter



es hon

 

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one of the reasons i adore you
*grins*


had me laughing with the SW one hon
you're so good at bringing a smile to my face and making me spew my drink on the monitor with laughter



es hon

Awww : pulls out the "Sad'' theatre face, momentarily wearing the mask, and wipes away a fake tear:

:smiles: Seriously I do appreciate that....I know who I am and there isn't any use in trying to change the story in any which way. Not only would it fuck up my life but it would also screw around with those that know me. :hugs her tightly:

As corny as it sounds, one of the greatest gifts we can give one another is a smile. (And not just that- post sex, I am in bliss and feel like I am on the most potent drugs around- kinda smile....although they-re good to give too.) Hopefully that's all that's been spewed on your monitor before. grins and winks, with a wicked flicker shining momentarily in his eyes:

es and licks hon

 

[Ember Faye]

Awww : pulls out the "Sad'' theatre face, momentarily wearing the mask, and wipes away a fake tear:

:smiles: Seriously I do appreciate that....I know who I am and there isn't any use in trying to change the story in any which way. Not only would it fuck up my life but it would also screw around with those that know me. :hugs her tightly:

As corny as it sounds, one of the greatest gifts we can give one another is a smile. (And not just that- post sex, I am in bliss and feel like I am on the most potent drugs around- kinda smile....although they-re good to give too.) Hopefully that's all that's been spewed on your monitor before. grins and winks, with a wicked flicker shining momentarily in his eyes:

es and licks hon

babes...you know i absolutely LOVE you the way you are. i've told you this time and time again
i don't ever...EVER want you to change!

and wouldn't you just like to know if that's the only thing that's landed on my monitor
hehehe

es babes
we'll have to catch up soon

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

babes...you know i absolutely LOVE you the way you are. i've told you this time and time again
i don't ever...EVER want you to change!

and wouldn't you just like to know if that's the only thing that's landed on my monitor
hehehe

es babes
we'll have to catch up soon

I know and I greatly appreciate that. Don't take this the wrong way, but I would have to tell you to go to hell if you wanted me to change. That goes to anyone trying to change another into their personal likeliness.

Actually I don't seem to mind, but the health inspector overheard me and he's getting a little suspicious...wondering about something leaking and soaking everything up....:shrugs:

Take care sweets....talk to you soon. es

 

[Ember Faye]

I know and I greatly appreciate that. Don't take this the wrong way, but I would have to tell you to go to hell if you wanted me to change. That goes to anyone trying to change another into their personal likeliness.

Actually I don't seem to mind, but the health inspector overheard me and he's getting a little suspicious...wondering about something leaking and soaking everything up....:shrugs:

Take care sweets....talk to you soon. es

i don't take it the wrong way
i know exactly what you mean...cuz i'm the same damn way!

ok...just a quick hello and grope
(trying to speed through and get to everyone before i have to go )
heheh

luv ya babes..take care and i'll ttys!

 

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i don't take it the wrong way
i know exactly what you mean...cuz i'm the same damn way!

ok...just a quick hello and grope
(trying to speed through and get to everyone before i have to go )
heheh

luv ya babes..take care and i'll ttys!

Well was just clarifying, because sometimes here people don't always get what someone is meaning. (One thing I don't like about online chatting, you need to type what you say, then at times type something like j/k or :sarcastically saying: just to make sure no one misinterprets ya....then again you get to know someone and you can guess what they mean....it's more of an initial conversation where that can be a problem.)

:blinks and grins, giving a grope back: Good to hear you enjoyed yourselves. :smirks and winks: ttys babes

 

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FYI for those of you that just ''love'' telemarketers.

Just wanted to let people know about this, in January telemarketers will be able to call your cellphone. To prevent this, simply call 1888-382-1222 from the phone line (cell phone, house phone, whatever.) and follow the directions. Make sure to call from the phone line you want blocked.

 

[Ember Faye]

Well was just clarifying, because sometimes here people don't always get what someone is meaning. (One thing I don't like about online chatting, you need to type what you say, then at times type something like j/k or :sarcastically saying: just to make sure no one misinterprets ya....then again you get to know someone and you can guess what they mean....it's more of an initial conversation where that can be a problem.)

:blinks and grins, giving a grope back: Good to hear you enjoyed yourselves. :smirks and winks: ttys babes

i know exactly what you mean
and i think you and i know each other well enough that we know when we're playing and whatnot...
sheesh...been what? over a year now??
damn...how time flys!

come chat me up soon hon
been a while...need to catch up again!

es and lix

 

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i know exactly what you mean
and i think you and i know each other well enough that we know when we're playing and whatnot...
sheesh...been what? over a year now??
damn...how time flys!

come chat me up soon hon
been a while...need to catch up again!

es and lix

My sentiments exactly. It's been about a year and a half or so.

I'll make sure to chat you up (as well as do other things to ya)

es and lix and hugs

 

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Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.
While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we''re told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.

Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens." In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.

A spokesman for Christmas, Inc., declined to say whether a takeover of Kwanzaa might not be in the works as well. He merely pointed out that, were it not for the independent existence of Kwanzaa, the merger between Christmas and Chanukah might indeed be seen as an unfair cornering of the holiday market. Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful."

 

[Ember Faye]

My sentiments exactly. It's been about a year and a half or so.

I'll make sure to chat you up (as well as do other things to ya)

es and lix and hugs

*grins and gropes your ass as my tongue slides up your neck to your ear*

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*grins and gropes your ass as my tongue slides up your neck to your ear*

:jumps slightly at the grope, then shivers in pleasure as I feel your tongue, the small hairs on the back of my neck rising as I let out a barely heard groan: :twitch twitch:

((not fair....using the old ear trick....shame on you ))

 

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Early Xxx-mas pics

I wanted to get these posted while I had the chance...since you never know what's going to pop up. (Well in these pics, it doesn't take much thinking to find out what will.... ) Enjoy!

 

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Another....

 

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Sporting holiday colors and the cap of my fav football team 12-1....a very fucking good year for them....hope they don't dissapoint and drop the ball at the end of it all.

 

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[Ember Faye]

:jumps slightly at the grope, then shivers in pleasure as I feel your tongue, the small hairs on the back of my neck rising as I let out a barely heard groan: :twitch twitch:

((not fair....using the old ear trick....shame on you ))

*grins wickedly*
what can i say....i'm in a spriteful mood
hehe

fuck the hat and the football shit
*straddles you, taking the hat off your head so that i may run my fingers through your hair as i lean in to kiss you deeply...pressing my crotch down a bit more on yours, i feel something begin to stir in your pants* why, mr ken...is that for moi??
*grins as i reach a hand down to get a better feel*

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*grins wickedly*
what can i say....i'm in a spriteful mood
hehe

fuck the hat and the football shit
*straddles you, taking the hat off your head so that i may run my fingers through your hair as i lean in to kiss you deeply...pressing my crotch down a bit more on yours, i feel something begin to stir in your pants* why, mr ken...is that for moi??
*grins as i reach a hand down to get a better feel*

Nothing wrong with that one bit, hon....nothing at all. :grins:

I liked that hat....mmmm....but Iam willing to cope with an exchange....: grins and kisses you back deeply, pressing myself back up into you, smirking, as I feel the dampness between your thighs rubbing into my stirring member: Tis better to give then to recieve....and yes, that is for you, Ember :shifts, eyes closing some as a low murmur escapes my lips, feeling your hand reach around as I lightly caress your shoulders with one hand and your breasts with the other:

 

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