Kelly Clarkson

xxxl24

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just looking for a story about kelly clarkson. Anyone have suggestions please let me know.
 
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How About An Incest Story With Kelly.doing Her Dad,brother Or Uncle.and Or Male Cousin.
 
I guess I wonder if anyone thinks of Kelly Clarkson as sexy or sensual other than teenage girl fan clubbers?
 
Teenage guys you silly. ;)

No seriously, they tend to get woody when the 60 year old teacher bends over and her skirt rises, I've seen it. :rolleyes:
 
emap said:
Teenage guys you silly. ;)

No seriously, they tend to get woody when the 60 year old teacher bends over and her skirt rises, I've seen it. :rolleyes:

Teenage boys can get woody when they merely spy a cucumber. That doesn't make Kelly Clarkson especially sensual or sexual, though, I don't think. :D
 
Well OK you got me there, though I happen to think she is cute. Though I usually want to run over to her and give her a makeover, I mean her outfits and makeup tend to be not so good looking. :confused:
 
No seriously, they tend to get woody when the 60 year old teacher bends over and her skirt rises, I've seen it.

Teenage boys can get woody when they merely spy a cucumber.

The gays might get a hard on from a cucumber, but you have a great point.

I got hard ons so easy when I was a teenager, I never understood why impotence was bad. I thought, man, any relief from this would be great. I would get erections just sitting in class three rows over from a chick I liked. I would be walking down the street about a block behind a girl with a nice butt and be fighting off a stiffy the whole time. Was insane. I was always so petrified someone would notice. Sometimes after class I would need to sit there for a few minutes pretending I was rearranging the papers in my folder waiting for a hard on to go down. Slow dancing scared the hell out of me, I had to totally put my mind elsewhere (or so I thought). Obviously in retrospect, it would have been great to have gotten one and rubbed it all up on the girl but I was such a gentleman and embarrassed about those kind of things.

Now, I'm far from impotent, but also far from the instant easy boner of a teenager and I really wish I could get that back. It so rare to have to actually fight one off these days. When it happens that way, it does bring back the good old days. Youth is wasted on the young as they say.
 
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"No seriously, they tend to get woody when the 60 year old teacher bends over and her skirt rises, I've seen it."

They should get together.
 
renard_ruse said:
"No seriously, they tend to get woody when the 60 year old teacher bends over and her skirt rises, I've seen it."

They should get together.

At a psychiatrist place. I don't find any of these teenage pop stars interesting really. There are only two girls I find attractive, except one is unnatainable and another lives in Slovenia.
 
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