Kegels

[Rubyfruit]

Are a lot more fun and entertaining with a finger up your twat.

Discuss.

 

[Secret Kate]

I prefer to flex mine

when it's a hard throbbing cock inside! But a finger is nice too!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh yes, a hard cock gives the best workout for sure, but I like the challenge of gripping one thin finger.

 

[Kitte]

The Kegalmaster...I think I would prefer a cock.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Be careful though. If you do 'em too hard with a vibe in there, you'll kill it.

 

[Lancecastor]

I like my Kegels with lox and cream cheese and a glass of mimosa.

 

[Kitte]

I like my Kegels with lox and cream cheese and a glass of mimosa.

Sounds a little fishy to me

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'll be impressed when you can crack an egg with Kegels and not get any shell in the bowl.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sounds a little fishy to me

Oh...Kegels...I thought she said Kasha.

Nevermind!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll be impressed when you can crack an egg with Kegels and not get any shell in the bowl.

I'm working on that one, Bob. Want to come hold the bowl for me?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm working on that one, Bob. Want to come hold the bowl for me?

Now that would be an interesting omelet

 

[TWB]

I think a hard boiled egg as a kegel-propelled projectile would be most interesting.

 

[kidthor]

Are a lot more fun and entertaining with a finger up your twat.

Discuss.

...I don't even know what kegels are...I just like it when you talk dirty...

 

[crysede]

Are a lot more fun and entertaining with a finger up your twat.

Discuss.

True - but this makes it hard to do them while posting: I hate typing one-handed, and it's annoying to have to lick my finger clean before typing out every message

 

[cg_allstar]

Oh yes, a hard cock gives the best workout for sure, but I like the challenge of gripping one thin finger.

Or, for a real challenge, try a pen or pencil. Or for an Olympic-style challenge, Hanns' dick. Practically microscopic that one is. Problem is, no woman would touch him, not even for the gold medal.

 

[Kitte]

Re: Re: Kegels

True - but this makes it hard to do them while posting: I hate typing one-handed, and it's annoying to have to lick my finger clean before typing out every message

Get the virtually indestructible keyboard...you can get any kind of liquid on it and it doesnt matter...not that I know anything about one handed typing or typing with wet fingers

 

[TWB]

Re: Re: Re: Kegels

Get the virtually indestructible keyboard...you can get any kind of liquid on it and it doesnt matter...not that I know anything about one handed typing or typing with wet fingers

Weren't you having trouble with yours?

I think you might be able to do kegels on it and type at the same time.

 

[Kitte]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Kegels

Weren't you having trouble with yours?

I think you might be able to do kegels on it and type at the same time.

Hmmm.....

Hey have you seen my crayons?Im feeling like doing some drawing....

 

[TWB]

My ass you are.

 

[Kitte]

My ass you are.

Exactly!

 

[calypso_21]

Every time I think of Kegels I think of the machines at the gym that work your inner and outer thighs. I developed some nice shapely quads when I worked it. Thankfully I had a friend who would stand before the machine as my legs spread out and then in again because of course the facility faced the machine out onto the track that everyone used. I didn't always have my friend there That was when the work out got real fun. I never managed to get much done then...with the machine that is.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Make me horny.

Okay, I admit it.

Sometimes I avoid them because they're so fucking distracting.

Leave it to doctors to tell you to focus your attention on your vaginal muscles without telling you how to deal with the ensuing desire for sex.

So, wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, if kegels are involved, I lose track and start to think about masturbating.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this girls.

 

[superlittlegirl]

You eat Kasha too?! I thought I was the only weirdo who loved it. Do you make yours with the egg or without?

Oh...Kegels...I thought she said Kasha.

Nevermind!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Kegels

Make me horny.

Okay, I admit it.

Sometimes I avoid them because they're so fucking distracting.

Leave it to doctors to tell you to focus your attention on your vaginal muscles without telling you how to deal with the ensuing desire for sex.

So, wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, if kegels are involved, I lose track and start to think about masturbating.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this girls.

You're very much not alone in this Ruby. Doing Kegels always makes me horny.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm still trying to figure out the ping pong ball trick. Not the shooting of them, but the choosing of the color to be shot. I'm still not sure how that is done, but I know kegals are involved.