Keeping it Classy with MWP

[Qky75]

Yep, everybody else's will be full...

Oh fine. I've had lots of practice as a teenager. Bring your sock here and I'll fill it for you.

 

[Fred6969]

I bought a bunch of stuff I need (like socks and an egg slicer) and I'm filling my own stocking this year...

Will you do the most Christmassy thing, and wear the socks while using the egg slicer?!? I mean, it'd only be right.....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You need an egg slicer?

Yes... I have two... the teenager told me my second one is subpar and I need another one the same as "the good one"

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I could see a potato masher or a cheese grater… (IYKYK )

The cheese grater was last year

 

[Qky75]

Yes... I have two... the teenager told me my second one is subpar and I need another one the same as "the good one"

Holy Tupperware you have TWO?!?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Will you do the most Christmassy thing, and wear the socks while using the egg slicer?!? I mean, it'd only be right.....

You might regret putting this idea in my head

 

[Fred6969]

You might regret putting this idea in my head

One can only hope!!

 

[CX726577]

You might regret putting this idea in my head

Only the socks

 

[MatMacL616]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and vote for just the egg slicer…..also, as the parent of a teenager whose genuine skill in the kitchen is only surpassed by the complete and utter destruction left in his wake whenever he cooks, I’d like to submit to the group that perhaps the “subpar” egg slicer comment goes directly into the “thank you for your time but GTFO, we are not taking feedback at this time” bin.

 

[trinething1ns]

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I mean, if you’re stuffing your own stocking anyway, why not have fun with it?

Pocket vibe, a nice candle, a bunch of really good chocolate, and a few handfuls of those little “single serving” bourbon and wine bottles?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I mean, if you’re stuffing your own stocking anyway, why not have fun with it?

Pocket vibe, a nice candle, a bunch of really good chocolate, and a few handfuls of those little “single serving” bourbon and wine bottles?

I did also get myself good bubble bath, a lighter for my bathroom candles and chocolate

 

[Liquor_Starfish]

I bought a bunch of stuff I need (like socks and an egg slicer) and I'm filling my own stocking this year...

Nothing says romantic Christmas gift like an egg slicer!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[naughty_stories]

Yes... I have two... the teenager told me my second one is subpar and I need another one the same as "the good one"

Because the teenager is a connoisseur of fine kitchen tools

 

[naughty_stories]

On the fifth day of Christmas undies, my true love gave to me… his nice list!!!
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And because it’s also MM…

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That's always very nice...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Because the teenager is a connoisseur of fine kitchen tools

To be fair - the one she’s talking about IS a piece of shit and doesn’t cut all the way through. It was probably 50 cents at the dollar store

 

[Mooface]

You might regret putting this idea in my head

as long as it is just the socks and the egg slicer there will be no regrets unless the egg slicer slips

 

[Mooface]

So wait... team naughty is just my normal daily attire?? That seems boring!

i would think team naughty would be like crotchless panties or something like that

 

[Monsterbudca]

On the fifth day of Christmas undies, my true love gave to me… his nice list!!!
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And because it’s also MM…

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Wow

 

[EctoJohn]

On the fifth day of Christmas undies, my true love gave to me… his nice list!!!
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And because it’s also MM…

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So very nice!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yesterday was hard… so damn hard! And then… I saw this

It’s Christmas Eve…You got this!
Or as my kiddo would say
“SLAY QUEENS”​

 

[oldnotdead47]

Hope you have a great Christmas Princess

 

[dickstocky1234]

Yesterday was hard… so damn hard! And then… I saw this

It’s Christmas Eve…You got this!
Or as my kiddo would say
“SLAY QUEENS”​

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Rise from the ashes!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It’s TT!!!

 

[Liquor_Starfish]

It’s TT!!!
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Two beautiful globes inside a snow globe! Nicely done! Merry Christmas Eve.