Kazakhstan is Just 15 Minutes from Anchorage

[Kazakhstan]

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Exxon Valdez great ship! Still in service today!

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We celebrate because Exxon Valdez registered in Kazakhstan!

We don't care about little oil spill in Alaska!

 

[Kazakhstan]

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"I can see Kazakhstan from my front porch!"

- Sarah Palin

 

[Hypoxia]

Just 15 minutes as the ICBM flies, right?

Who shoots first?