Katy Perry Blowjob Terrorist

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25 year old Tom a newly promoted Naval Lieutenant is flying from, Charlotte to LA, from which he’s to fly to San Diego. He was on leave but has been called in to his post at the USS Ronald Reagan.

On the airplane he’s bumped up to first class after a flight attendant sees his uniform. He’s directly across from a famous type singer (Katy Kerry, Jessica Simpson like person).

They don’t chat other her saying hie, and him responding with the same, before putting his head into his tactical manual. This will be his first mission flying a fighter.

She gets off the airplane with a her entourage, but forgets her Ipad. He tries to get it to her but she leaves before he can. He goes to the airline desk to see if they can get it to her. Their he finds out his flight is delayed by a few hours. He finds a number in the ipad and makes a call where it is decided that he will drop the Ipad off at her house.

He get there and she convinces him to stay a little longer, after a half an hour he is ready to leave to make sure he doesn’t miss his flight.

She seduces him with a blowjob, they have sex and he falls asleep with her cuddled into him. He wakes up five hour later to find out that the fleet and his ship were attacked and completely obliterated by Iran sponsored terrorists.
 
25 year old Tom a newly promoted Naval Lieutenant is flying from, Charlotte to LA, from which he’s to fly to San Diego. He was on leave but has been called in to his post at the USS Ronald Reagan.

On the airplane he’s bumped up to first class after a flight attendant sees his uniform. He’s directly across from a famous type singer (Katy Kerry, Jessica Simpson like person).

They don’t chat other her saying hie, and him responding with the same, before putting his head into his tactical manual. This will be his first mission flying a fighter.

She gets off the airplane with a her entourage, but forgets her Ipad. He tries to get it to her but she leaves before he can. He goes to the airline desk to see if they can get it to her. Their he finds out his flight is delayed by a few hours. He finds a number in the ipad and makes a call where it is decided that he will drop the Ipad off at her house.

He get there and she convinces him to stay a little longer, after a half an hour he is ready to leave to make sure he doesn’t miss his flight.

She seduces him with a blowjob, they have sex and he falls asleep with her cuddled into him. He wakes up five hour later to find out that the fleet and his ship were attacked and completely obliterated by Iran sponsored terrorists.

An entire fleet was obliterated? How exactly does that happen? Then explain to me how it happens because of a blowjob.

That's one hell of a thermonuclear blowjob, partner.
 
An entire fleet was obliterated? How exactly does that happen? Then explain to me how it happens because of a blowjob.

That's one hell of a thermonuclear blowjob, partner.

I never said and the summary doesn't indicate her or his blowjob having anything to do with naval fleet at San Diego being obliterated.

It was a coincidence him bringing her the IPAD. She was great-full because it had unreleased tracks on there that would have cast her millions if someone else had found it, and sold it online.

I do plan a war with a country(not to be named), but the point is if she hadn't seduced him, he would be dead. The story revolves around a modern pearl Harbor.
 
Oh I already named the country(Iran), I actually explained everything. i honestly don't get the above question any more. Like I said the blowjob and GREATER SEX did not cause the attack and world war 4.
 
Oh I already named the country(Iran), I actually explained everything. i honestly don't get the above question any more. Like I said the blowjob and GREATER SEX did not cause the attack and world war 4.

Wait, when was WWIII?
 
Wait, when was WWIII?

The on going Korean war (there's just been a cease fire for decades.) the cold war (Vietnam etc) the two Iraq wars Afghanitsan war on terrorretc etc. Some consider all these wars together to be world war 3. So I'd just jump to calling it ww4.
 
The on going Korean war (there's just been a cease fire for decades.) the cold war (Vietnam etc) the two Iraq wars Afghanitsan war on terrorretc etc. Some consider all these wars together to be world war 3. So I'd just jump to calling it ww4.

No one, NO ONE, considers those wars together to be World War Three. Find me a source. The very fact that you can distinguish all of those wars by the single nation in which they occur, except for the vague collection of wars called the War on Terrorism, is a rather adequate counter-argument to your claim.
 
No one, NO ONE, considers those wars together to be World War Three. Find me a source. The very fact that you can distinguish all of those wars by the single nation in which they occur, except for the vague collection of wars called the War on Terrorism, is a rather adequate counter-argument to your claim.

Here's the thing, a story is my interpretation. An author is a overign ego doe not need to surrender to political correctness.
 
Gee, I don't know. I remember a phrase from the classics.

"The face that launched a thousand ships."

Maybe it should be...

"The blowjob that launched WWIII."
 
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