I want that sitting on my head
sitting on my head
sitting on my head
if it is said enough times
IT WILL HAPPEN
then my life will be error free
and full of love and crunchy butterflies.
yumm
Wrappers and snacks line the weathered couch
And tummies growl with full un-ease,
But Kdog sleeps with four paws in the air
And his bitch watches videos of bellydance sleeze.
When suddenly, the doorbell disturbs the night
And they look at each other with surprise
As the door swings open and there stands Farah
In short skirt, smiling with 'that look' in her eyes.
She grabs the bitch and rubs him solid
While kissing up and down his crown.
Then on all fours, she bends in a ludicrous way
That would make a Vestal Virgin frown.
So true to his form, our boy offers some oil
A warm lube to speed the night home.
But naughty Farah, ass up, waves the tube away,
"Give it to me rough and recite a tome."
As you can imagine, our dog was beside himself,
Quite literally outgrowing his pants.
But while reciting Browning's "Evangeline," he smiled and said,
"Dream or not, Oh Farah, let's dance!"
My VD day was so boring that I didn't even notice this thread.
I have to admit, if anything mentioned in this thread had happened to me (including that strange looking dog), I would have had a much better day. What really happened was that I bored myself nearly to death.
Thanks for the (much) better VD day than I actually had.