Karaoke sex

[Garnate]

You're using the microphone wrong.

 

[Ishmael]

You're using the microphone wrong.

No I'm not. It's the sound of the ocean.

Ishmael

 

[pointless]

so, jerking off to porn basically.

 

[Garnate]

No I'm not. It's the sound of the ocean.

Ishmael

Oh just tell EVERYONE how cavernous my vag is.

 

[Ishmael]

Oh just tell EVERYONE how cavernous my vag is.

Thank God for that 2x4 strapped across my ass.

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

Thank God for that 2x4 strapped across my ass.

Ishmael

Wish I could say the same for Timmy. He will be missed.

 

[Not Normal]

You're using the microphone wrong.

Is there supposed to be a picture here?

You know I love me some microphone porn...

 

[Disgustipated]

The gross level in this thread tho.

 

[Garnate]

Is there supposed to be a picture here?

You know I love me some microphone porn...

Here you go!

http://thai-pix.com/tgp/Asian-porn-stars/HC-ss30-01a/Thai-Pix-ss30-01a-003.jpg

 

[Garnate]

The gross level in this thread tho.

I showered.

 

[Ishmael]

Wish I could say the same for Timmy. He will be missed.

Will he ever surface again?

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

Will he ever surface again?

Ishmael

It's not looking too good.

 

[Not Normal]

Here you go!

http://thai-pix.com/tgp/Asian-porn-stars/HC-ss30-01a/Thai-Pix-ss30-01a-003.jpg

HAHA!

 

[Ishmael]

I showered.

No sign of Tim........yet?

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

No sign of Tim........yet?

Ishmael

It's not like I didn't try! Looked pretty fucking awkward with me squatting in the tub like that.






Yep, I made this thread really gross.

 

[Ishmael]

It's not like I didn't try! Looked pretty fucking awkward with me squatting in the tub like that.






Yep, I made this thread really gross.

Maybe it's his hand I feel in that cavernous vag?

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

Maybe it's his hand I feel in that cavernous vag?

Ishmael

You're fooling yourself if you think he's the only one up there.

 

[Emerson40]

You're using the microphone wrong.

I hear gripping it good and tight in one hand, smacking the top a few times with your palm, and saying "soup, soup, testicles, this thing on" into it, will ensure a solid rendition of Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

 

[Ishmael]

You're fooling yourself if you think he's the only one up there.

Sooooooooooo, that's why you have the reputation of having a snapper.

Ishmael

 

[thør]

Sooooooooooo, that's why you have the reputation of having a snapper.

Ishmael

She's Cinderella.

 

[Ishmael]

She's Cinderella.

You saw that movie too?

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

I hear gripping it good and tight in one hand, smacking the top a few times with your palm, and saying "soup, soup, testicles, this thing on" into it, will ensure a solid rendition of Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

Do NOT make me use my glass snapper on you. Unless you like that sort of thing.

 

[Ishmael]

Do NOT make me use my glass snapper on you. Unless you like that sort of thing.

That thing has teeth????????? Do you have an alt?

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

That thing has teeth????????? Do you have an alt?

Ishmael

My alt has no teeth and uses anal beads like a pro. And she's a steal at $1.50!

 

[Ishmael]

My alt has no teeth and uses anal beads like a pro. And she's a steal at $1.50!

Did you adjust for inflation?

Ishmael