kARAOEKE (SP)

[Guest]

carson you bitch...
i sang my heart out for you and you never noticed...
you...
you ...meglamaniac! pppfffffttttttt

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*grabs microphone*



I saw him dancin' there by the record machine,
I knew he must have been about seventeen.
The beat was goin' strong playin' my favourite song.
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me,
Yeah me, and I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was
With me. Yeah me - singin'

I love rock'n'roll
so put another dime in the juke box, baby.
I love rock'n'roll
so come on take your time and dance with me.

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name,
That don't matter he said 'cos it's all the same.
I said can I take you home where we can be alone -
Next we were movin' on and he was with me, yeah me,
Next we were movin' on and he was with me, yeah me - singin'

I love rock'n'roll
so put another dime in the juke box, baby.
I love rock'n'roll
so come on take your time and dance with me.

I said can I take you home, where we can be alone,
Next we were movin' on and he was with me, yeah me,
And we'll movin' on and singin' that same old song,
Yeah with me - singin'

I love rock'n'roll
so put another dime in the juke box, baby.
I love rock'n'roll
so come on take your time and dance with me.
I love rock'n'roll
so put another dime in the juke box, baby.
I love rock'n'roll
so come on take your time and dance with me.

*rocks out to guitar solo*

I love rock'n'roll
so put another dime in the juke box, baby.
I love rock'n'roll
so come on take your time and dance with me

*bows*

Seventeen huh?

Pervert.



Q_C

 

[carsonshepherd]

Seventeen huh?

Pervert.



Q_C

Errrrr. I meant 18?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Errrrr. I meant 18?

"Amos And Andrew"

Nicholas Cage (Amos): (grinning, gold tooth on display) She looked eighteen to me...

Great line; perfectly delivered.

Q_C

 

[rgraham666]

(Grabs the mike)

God save the Queen!
We mean it, maaan.

Hack, cough, wheeze.

Nope, you can't be punk past 30.

 

[carsonshepherd]

(Grabs the mike)

God save the Queen!
We mean it, maaan.

Hack, cough, wheeze.

Nope, you can't be punk past 30.

Oh my god. Because my 31st birthday is in like 2 weeks. Rob, what do I do now?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

(Grabs the mike)

God save the Queen!
We mean it, maaan.

Hack, cough, wheeze.

Nope, you can't be punk past 30.

Shit! I'm 27. I'd better live it up while I can.

Ahem.

Time for some Chili Peppers.

"Just one note could make me float, could make me float away.
One note from the song she wrote could fuck me where I lay.
Just one note could make me choke, one note that's not a lie.
Just one note could cut my throat, one note could make... me die.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my Aeroplane;
It's my Aeroplane..."

Q_C

 

[carsonshepherd]

Q_C check the lyrics thread....

 

[Dar~]

little rump shaker she can really shake and bake
she's got skillz
watch her slippin and a slidin' working booty left to right
she's got skillz
she can work it to the left
work it to the right
she wants to get a little freaky tonight
she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

she shammies up my jammies and she'll do me all night long
she's got skillz
in the mornin' when i'm yawnin' she gives me a sticky bun
she's got skillz

yum yum eat 'em up think i'm in luck because
she wants to lick me like a lollipop
she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

skillz
girl has it goin' on
she's got skillz
work her booty all night long
she's got skillz
makes me wanna scooby doo
she's got skillz
makes me want to zoom zoom zoom

she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

yum yum eat 'em up think i'm in luck because
she wants to lick me like a lollipop

she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

little rump shaker got the flavor that i like
she's got skillz
little cutie with that booty, think i'll take her home tonight
she's got skillz

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Q_C check the lyrics thread....

Did I get them wrong?

Q_C

 

[rgraham666]

Oh my god. Because my 31st birthday is in like 2 weeks. Rob, what do I do now?

Deal.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did I get them wrong?

Q_C

No....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Deal.

I can still be punk rock though, right?

 

[CharleyH]

OH the songs are BAD, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart and Cindie/Cindy Lauper, "I write the songs" 24 -7 is PAINFUL - Believe me, I hear it as I write

 

[rgraham666]

I can still be punk rock though, right?

You can, but you look kinda silly.

Have you seen Billy Idol recently?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

OH the songs are BAD, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart and Cindie/Cindy Lauper, "I write the songs" 24 -7 is PAINFUL - Believe me, I hear it as I write

I wouldn't even know those songs, save for a few. Um.. What's that one song by Rod Stewart that goes something like: "You're the one who was in love with someone else..."?

Q_C

 

[Quiet_Cool]

You can, but you look kinda silly.

Have you seen Billy Idol recently?

Nope. Thought he was dead...



Q_C

 

[carsonshepherd]

You can, but you look kinda silly.

Have you seen Billy Idol recently?

I think I'm on the very edge of looking silly. Cause I just went on a beer run and didn't get carded. It's okay though. I stopped caring if I was cool years ago.

 

[rgraham666]

Actually, he played in Toronto recently.

The man hasn't come to terms with the fact that the '80s are over.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Actually, he played in Toronto recently.

The man hasn't come to terms with the fact that the '80s are over.

Why should he? people still pay to see him.

Doesn't change the fact the White Wedding and Rebel Yell were fucking cool. Course I was only in elementary school at the time...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why should he? people still pay to see him.

Doesn't change the fact the White Wedding and Rebel Yell were fucking cool. Course I was only in elementary school at the time...

I was just talking about him the other night...Small world...

 

[rgraham666]

Why should he? people still pay to see him.

Doesn't change the fact the White Wedding and Rebel Yell were fucking cool. Course I was only in elementary school at the time...

True enough. P.T. Barnum had it right.

I liked Eyes Without A Face myself.

 

[logophile]

Dancin' With Myself was a great song!

 

[yui]

lTS ALL THE NASTY!!!

Seriously, under me are, no offense YUI ( dated a gal who ADMITTED Asian families have no less than three in-house KARAOKE MACHINES at any given time) BUT MAN shut ROD STEWART UP and importantly, stop trying to sing it! It's Easter And NO, I DO NOT THINK YOUR SEXY!!!

Sad tales, bad tales, complaints and funnies welcome Easter or otherwise

Charley, my cabalistic one, you should hear the way Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy" is performed in Tokyo…or in Hong Kong.

I don't own a karaoke machine, if it helps vindicate the Asian population. I have performed karaoke in a booth, never in an open bar. I don't sing very well, but if I've had enough to drink, I can do a wicked rendition of "Similar Features" by Melissa Etheridge.

 

[Belegon]

Course I was only in elementary school at the time...

*sigh* and you're worried about getting old....

bitch


I got ten years on ya youngster. How much you wanna bet that if you lay on my hands I can benchpress you?