Javagirl2008
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The boos rained down at the MTV Music Awards last week for Kanye West, who remains one of the most talented lifeforms in music. However, as West has shown in the past, just because you're a dog one day, it doesn't mean you can't come back and reclaim your number one spot. Here are five ways Kanye Cheddar can find love again in the cold pop world.
5. Appear on the remix of Empire State of Mind with Jay-Z
It's the hottest record in music right now and the inevitable remix is dawning. There's already one floating around cyberspace featuring a verse from Nas, but why not do a bit of damage control and get Kanye to drop a verse about his award's show gaff? And you know what would make the remix really epic? Get Beyonce to sing the hook.
4. Donate a song for the climax of next week's episode of Glee
Did anyone else like how Single Ladies came off last night before the final play of Glee's football game? You have to be hard-hearted not to fall for Glee's formula. Maybe they could use Love Lockdown before Rachel finds love at the prom.
3. Make a video on Funny or Die
Just look at that freaking Zach Galifianakis video! Everything on this site is hilarious, and the celebrities always come off like nice people just having fun. If Kanye wanted to reboot his image, nothing better than making fun of himself -- especially if Will Ferrell will appear in the clip.
2. Get all Dave Chappelle with everything
After Chappelle freaked out from his level of fame, and thought his white friends were laughing at his race jokes a little too heartily, he ditched his Comedy Central money and hid out in Africa, before engineering a comeback on Oprah, Inside the Actor's Studio and stand-up clubs in L.A. Of course, this would require Kanye taking a little time off -- which K'naan recommended recently for his friend -- but everyone loves the disturbed genius, and what rap fan wouldn't freak out to see Kanye rip it old-school style in a small club?
1. Produce a record for Taylor Swift
When Kanye last bum-rushed an award's show, he ended up hiring So Me, the director he dissed, to make his next clip. Not only did this connect him to Daft Punk and, in turn, a visual backdrop for his entire Glown in the Dark tour, it also showed how Kanye, above everything, is smart. Now, Taylor Swift is hardly the visionary of the Ed Banger crew, but in the day's of Auto-Tune, surely she could do a chorus or Kanye could give her a beat. Here's a clip of Taylor Swift rapping. On second thought, maybe he should just pull a Chris Brown and go on Larry King.
The boos rained down at the MTV Music Awards last week for Kanye West, who remains one of the most talented lifeforms in music. However, as West has shown in the past, just because you're a dog one day, it doesn't mean you can't come back and reclaim your number one spot. Here are five ways Kanye Cheddar can find love again in the cold pop world.
5. Appear on the remix of Empire State of Mind with Jay-Z
It's the hottest record in music right now and the inevitable remix is dawning. There's already one floating around cyberspace featuring a verse from Nas, but why not do a bit of damage control and get Kanye to drop a verse about his award's show gaff? And you know what would make the remix really epic? Get Beyonce to sing the hook.
4. Donate a song for the climax of next week's episode of Glee
Did anyone else like how Single Ladies came off last night before the final play of Glee's football game? You have to be hard-hearted not to fall for Glee's formula. Maybe they could use Love Lockdown before Rachel finds love at the prom.
3. Make a video on Funny or Die
Just look at that freaking Zach Galifianakis video! Everything on this site is hilarious, and the celebrities always come off like nice people just having fun. If Kanye wanted to reboot his image, nothing better than making fun of himself -- especially if Will Ferrell will appear in the clip.
2. Get all Dave Chappelle with everything
After Chappelle freaked out from his level of fame, and thought his white friends were laughing at his race jokes a little too heartily, he ditched his Comedy Central money and hid out in Africa, before engineering a comeback on Oprah, Inside the Actor's Studio and stand-up clubs in L.A. Of course, this would require Kanye taking a little time off -- which K'naan recommended recently for his friend -- but everyone loves the disturbed genius, and what rap fan wouldn't freak out to see Kanye rip it old-school style in a small club?
1. Produce a record for Taylor Swift
When Kanye last bum-rushed an award's show, he ended up hiring So Me, the director he dissed, to make his next clip. Not only did this connect him to Daft Punk and, in turn, a visual backdrop for his entire Glown in the Dark tour, it also showed how Kanye, above everything, is smart. Now, Taylor Swift is hardly the visionary of the Ed Banger crew, but in the day's of Auto-Tune, surely she could do a chorus or Kanye could give her a beat. Here's a clip of Taylor Swift rapping. On second thought, maybe he should just pull a Chris Brown and go on Larry King.
