Kan a Dom Get Arrested?

Absolute_Kaos

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I mean like if I kick my stoopid Girlfriend in the face can't I just claim it was sex play?
 
Are Subs Worthless?

Subs, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Subs, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Subs, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
Ohhh, Subs, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives
Subs means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes

Well you know the rest :)
 
kaos has come... hobbiton will never be the same...

Subs, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Subs, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Subs, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
Ohhh, Subs, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives
Subs means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes

Well you know the rest :)

lmao at least change the tenses you absurd hobbitcocked scrub

i got this shit on lockdown and now *gazes deeply into palantir* ur alredy ded...
 

nonono! c'mon, let's do this up proper, mate.

blimey, kaos, slap a bobby up the backside and report to thread for king and country, wot? oi've been rogering your mum so long oi've gone native i 'ave.

'ad to take a lorry from her bum to her twat i did.

your muvver is so massive that when she sits down the sun can never rise on the british empire.

jk rowling sat in london town trying to come up with a name for a character in her first book and she looked up at your mum and typed "hairy twatter" wivout even finking about it.

when the godzilla movies was released in the Uk everyone assumed they was just 'ome videos of the kaos family taking holiday at the beach and flipped the telly right off again.
 
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