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as long as we're talking about things that make me feel sexual...

This movie. (the picture is a link) I actually get excited just THINKING about Wonder Woman. It's like, she's not just a character, but she's an idea. She's strong and beautiful and wise and everything I want to be... and this is actually HER. not like, a movie where they do their best to represent her, but the actual idea. The thing that makes me excited and proud to be a woman.

I can actually masturbate to this trailer, but not the way you think... I'm not getting turned on by what I see, I'm getting turned on by how it makes me FEEL. Wonder Woman makes me feel like I can do anything.
 
I vanished for a long time. I had to spend a while bedridden towards the end of my first pregnancy... not a lot of time, just the last month or so. You'd think i'd spend MORE time online, but somehow being in the hospital combined with hosting a parasite the size of a large melon kept me from feeling all that sexual.

and then, of course... there's the experience of actually spawning a human and caring for the little shit machine. I really didn't feel very sexy at all, especially since i hadn't felt so out of shape in my life. I'm don't know that what I felt was postpartum depression, but a lot of women I've talked to describe the experience differently. I had a strong sense of... inadequacy, I think? like, I didn't really know what I was doing as a mother, and I had this distinct sense that I had less control over myself and my body and my life than I can ever remember having..

My husband, as usual, is a god damned superhero. No one has ever made me feel as sexy as he makes me feel. I don't know if this is the route to take for ALL husbands, but what really made the difference was him stepping up sexually. I think I spent the better part of march in a constant state of post-orgasm aftershock. It was like having sex with me became his CALLING, and it made me feel sexy again. I doubled down on yoga and running and on my krav maga classes, and I have, as of this week, gotten my pre-baby body back...

which is really what's making me come back to lit, I think. I feel sexual again. I have sexy thoughts that I'd like to share :) I just wanted to give a shout out to the love of my life for fucking me back into a healthy state of mind again :)

You've been missed. Welcome back.
 
Congratulations on the baby! Glad to hear you're doing better now... (wait, you ARE doing better now, right?)
 
Congratulations on the baby! Glad to hear you're doing better now... (wait, you ARE doing better now, right?)

I mean YES? (thank you for asking, btw)

I'm physically back to the way I was... mostly. I worked out constantly during my pregnancy, thank god, so I didn't lose it so far that I couldn;t recover it. But, I mean, I had a baby. I'm never going to not have had a baby again; it does things to you. not big things, but little things. peeing just works differently now.

But if I'm going to be honest answering that question? the big thing is just that being a mom fucks your whole head up. I love this little goober more than I've ever loved anything in my entire life. it's so intense it's scary. like, I would 100% murder every single one of you without hesitating to protect the little one. And the thing is... I don't REALLY know my baby yet. like, *I* perceive a personality, but I know a lot of that is me projecting. Having such insanely intense protective instincts toward a person that isn't even really a person yet... I know this is a chemical thing. I know that there are hormone bombs going off in my brain... and i can feel them twisting my emotions into some weird sort of mutant emotions.

These are the things that scared me the MOST about being a mom; the idea that my own brain chemistry would get distorted.

And of course, my actual life is changing so much. Thankfully I work in a job that's totally fine with me bringing the baby, or nursing at my desk, or whatever. But like, tinder dating is almost completely gone. I might be able to hook up with friends and lovers occasionally, but it's completely in the back seat now. My husband who (I don't know if you guys know this or not) has never actually lived with me is in the process of moving in. Of all the parts of my life that could get sacrificed in order to take care of our offspring, it seems like the one taking the biggest hit is our penchant for random casual sex. I can't remember the last time I had sex with anyone (besides my husband) without planning it like a week in advance.

So am I better? Absolutely. Am I back to normal? yea... i'm just having to get used to my new normal.
 
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Wait. You're saying that having a baby interfered with your sex life? Why hasn't anyone ever mentioned that?!?

Sorry, I shouldn't get sarcastic with hormone bomb girl, I realize. :D That's cool about your job though. That's a luxury to get to bring your baby in with you.

Regarding hormones - as you know, there's a ton that goes on both during pregnancy and post-pregnancy. Sometimes depression can hit or just total frazzled-ness, and pressure from yourself and/or others that you shouldn't eat/drink anything that contains trace amounts of A, B, C, or D and you should breastfeed always/never/only in private.

One of the things that bothered my ex when she was pregnant is when random strangers (mostly older women) would feel entitled to just come and put their hand on her belly and ask her personal questions. Good times.
 
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Not looking to get political at all. It just never occurred to me that The president might actually be in a Femdom relationship until I saw Melania smack away his attempt to hold her hand. It actually explains a LOT.
 
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I know it is intensely creepy for me to be oggling an 18-year-old girl, but honestly I feel like I'm not saying anything out of line when I finally admit just how intensely I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Please come enjoy her Instagram with me. I'll be the one furiously masturbating.
 
And just in case, like me, you need a few slabs of Man in your masturbation sandwich, enjoy this video of Mark Hunt's home gym sending him off to his next fight with a Haka. Also Jason Momoa is in there. I can tell, because my ovaries are twitching.
 
Sooo ... are you using two devices or just alt-tabbing? :p

in this case I just open them in different windows and resize them so they don't cover each other up, but multiple devices is a lot of fun too.
 
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I know it is intensely creepy for me to be oggling an 18-year-old girl, but honestly I feel like I'm not saying anything out of line when I finally admit just how intensely I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Please come enjoy her Instagram with me. I'll be the one furiously masturbating.

I went to her Instagram account and did happen to hear some fevorish rubbing and a bit of moaning. I must admit that many senses were stimulated and the entire experience was fairly arousing.
 
And just in case, like me, you need a few slabs of Man in your masturbation sandwich, enjoy this video of Mark Hunt's home gym sending him off to his next fight with a Haka. Also Jason Momoa is in there. I can tell, because my ovaries are twitching.

Nice to hear the Kiwi's are having such an effect on your ovaries..!
 
Nice to hear the Kiwi's are having such an effect on your ovaries..!

actually, since both Mark Hunt and Jason Momoa are Hawaiian, I'm going to guess this is a Samoan Haka rather than a New Zealand one. not that I'm picky :)
 
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