Wyldfire
Apalachian American
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"Thanks but no thanks, Daisy Duke," he waved dismissively. "I'm not gonna be 21 for a long, long time. At least chronologically. And I've been off Waffle House cuisine since I understood that Bloodhound Gang lyric."
He pointed a thumb back over his shoulder. "You know, you totally just assaulted Federal property back there. And that Chase lady-- there are lesbians who don't love their wives as much as Chase loves that car. I should probably be rearranging your surprisingly nice teeth right now just to make sure I stay on her good side. But you could, ah-- make nicey-nice-- save me the trouble of trashing Tara O'Hara, here."
That was it! Little boy prick wants ta be rude, he can get rude. Jo had been playing nice. She'd shown him hospitality. He chose to be rude. Fine. His loss and his teeth he was going to be picking up. "Ya know fer someone who's supposed ta represent a symbol as respected as what yer wearin on yer chest ya got a mouth on ya." The look in Jo's eyes had changed. Not hospitality anymore. Not even cold. The look in her eyes were a storm coming. The tone in her voice was tight.
"You Fed type's are all the same. Egotistical. Superiority complex in the making," she stalked in SuperBOY's direction. "Get th hell outta MY house and offa MY family's property. Don't worry StooperBOY I'll be right behind ya. Once we're clear a my home we'll see who's teeth is gonna be in th dirt."
Jo's eye's began to glow. "GET. MOVING. NOW. BOY!"