Just wondering...

[jezzaz]

Actually, more than just writing stories, the key is to answer your e-mails.

Some of these men are lonely. I can't tell you how many men tell me that I'm the only writer who has ever responded to their e-mail. That's sad.

I answer every e-mail I receive unless it's nasty.

Whenever I post an incest story, I receive 200-300 e-mails the first two days and I answer everyone of them.

For every 1,000 e-mails I answer, I get one fan who wants me to write them story for a small fee. For every 10,000 e-mails I answer, I get one fan who wants me to write them a series of stories.

Never do I solicit anyone using Literotica. My rule is they must write me for me to solicit them.

I could write a book from just the e-mails I've received. Some of these fans have amazing stories. The best e-mail I ever receive was from an American woman living in Dubai as an oil executive and who lusted over her son. She wanted me to write a series of stories where she and her son are royalty travel through time.

I wrote the Queen and Prince Together for Ever.

With every e-mail she sent, she was afraid her government would discover her incestuous secret. She finally stopped writing and paying me. I think I wrote 5 chapters. Maybe one day she'll contact me again.

Some women "lusted after her son"? Jesus wept, there are some people out there who have fundamentally the wrong idea about parenthood. Oh. My. God.

I think I'd be scared about people discovering that secret too, if I had it. Why? Because IT'S WRONG.

Yeah, ok, if it's incest fans who are buying you stuff, then yeah, I think I'm doing ok. I'll be fine in my $70 Costco chair

And I respond to every email I get too No one has offered to buy me a car yet. Now though, hearing that story, I'm kinda glad

But then the only person who asked me to write something gave me such a stupid set up in the first place that there was no way I was going to do that. Not and publish it, that's for sure.

 

[sr71plt]

One wonders what part of Freddie's claim to be running a story-writing service for significant profit doesn't smell to high heaven to you and match his history of wild-ass claims.

This is performance art, hon.

 

[sr71plt]

lowphat? lowphat? My goodness, has lowphat stepped in it and run away again?

 

[JKendallDane]

Freddie and pilotplop pissing in each other's Cheerios. Now THAT is performance art!

Well, performance art in a junior high, "my dick is the biggest" ~ "no mine's the biggest" kind of way.

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[sr71plt]

And of course backbiting Dwayne has to come from out in the blue to make it three. Got to have his attention.

Literotica seems to be infested with carrion trying to bite off more than they can chew.

 

[lowphat]

lowphat? lowphat? My goodness, has lowphat stepped in it and run away again?

No, my son just got engaged, so I was celebrating.

Do you really think your childish antics keep me on the edge of my seat? Not hardly, you aren't that good at insults, or fictional writing

 

[sr71plt]

No, my son just got engaged, so I was celebrating.

Do you really think your childish antics keep me on the edge of my seat? Not hardly, you aren't that good at insults, or fictional writing

Nope, that's not a citation of your Smashword holdings. Can't compare if you won't share. And you seemed so smug about having something I didn't have (or thinking you did).

 

[lowphat]

infested with carrion

You need a dictionary Bro, because that's pathetic. How do dead animals infest a place? Are they zombie cows or something?

 

[sr71plt]

You need a dictionary Bro, because that's pathetic. How do dead animals infest a place? Are they zombie cows or something?

Nope, you're still avoiding carrying through on the dig you thought you had on me on Smashwords. Are you ashamed of your Smashwords holdings? You seemed so proud of them when you were suggesting I didn't have any.

You always make these nasty statements and then can't back them up.

 

[lowphat]

Nope, that's not a citation of your Smashword holdings. Can't compare if you won't share. And you seemed so smug about having something I didn't have (or thinking you did).

Show me where I claimed to have more books online than you? You beat a dead horse that doesn't even exist. You twist my words (Not even very well) and then you think you're proving to the forum I'm an asshole? You've never proved anything. You've never shown a pay stub for sales, do you even have any real reviews on smashwords? How many favs do you have on smashwords? You must have hundreds right? Or at least fifty or sixty?

Nope, eleven . . . yeah, you're the king My barbequed pork fried rice recipe did better than that on smashwords.

 

[sr71plt]

Show me where I claimed to have more books online than you? You beat a dead horse that doesn't even exist. You twist my words (Not even very well) and then you think you're proving to the forum I'm an asshole? You've never proved anything. You've never shown a pay stub for sales, do you even have any real reviews on smashwords? How many favs do you have on smashwords? You must have hundreds right? Or at least fifty or sixty?

Nope, eleven . . . yeah, you're the king My barbequed pork fried rice recipe did better than that on smashwords.

You're just slinging poo, lowphat. You're not backing up your Smashword assertions. Who do you think you're fooling? Cite your holdings for comparison.

(By the way, are you only at Smashwords? You're not at Amazon, Allromanceebooks, B&N, Kobe, etc. too?)

That's all you've done in this exchange is sling poo and all I've done is challenge you to back up your assertions.

 

[lowphat]

You're just slinging poo, lowphat. You're not backing up your Smashword assertions. Who do you think you're fooling? Cite your holdings for comparison.

(By the way, are you only at Smashwords? You're not at Amazon, Allromanceebooks, B&N, Kobe, etc. too?)

That's all you've done in this exchange is sling poo and all I've done is challenge you to back up your assertions.

I haven't slung shit. You walked into this thread and called us liars.

Yes, I'm at Smashwords, Barnes and Noble, and about fifteen others. Nope, not at Allromance, and don't want to be. Not at Amazon, because I like keeping my money rather than giving it away.


Now you did claim to have all these accolades at Smashwords, so prove it buddy, show us the money, I mean hundreds of books? You must be raking it in, right?

You don't back up anything you say, so why are you climbing up my ass?

Tell you what, you post ten stories on Lit in ten days, and I'll do the same. Let's see who gets the better scores and the most views. They must be original, and at least 4,000 words.

Now put up, or shut up . . . .

 

[Sammael Bard]

You don't back up anything you say, so why are you climbing up my ass?

You could shut him up by posting links to your said author(s) pages from the websites.

Go on. Do it.

 

[lowphat]

You could shut him up by posting links to your said author(s) pages from the websites.

Go on. Do it.

He already knows them, but he'd never admit it. He even gave me shit for advertising my Smashwords books here, because I was a noob, LOL. Yeah, I bought this user account, that way I could be here first.

What's wrong with my challenge?

As far as me proving something? show me where I said I've published more books than him. You seem so sure I said it, so prove it, otherwise shut the hell up Bard.

Go on, prove it Mr. Moderator, I dare ya.

And pilot could shut me up by proving he's an actor, a model, a spy, a supersonic pilot, and a diplomat LOL. I mean he claimed it, so why does he get a free pass? Because you like him? Whoopty fuckin doo.

 

[Sammael Bard]

He already knows them, but he'd never admit it. He even gave me shit for advertising my Smashwords books here, because I was a noob, LOL. Yeah, I bought this user account, that way I could be here first.

I don't care where and when you showed it. If you have such an account, it only takes a minute to locate the page and post the link. In a debate/argument/accusation, hard facts work, spinning tall tales don't.

But you're not doing it, are you?

What's wrong with my challenge?

As far as me proving something? show me where I said I've published more books than him. You seem so sure I said it, so prove it, otherwise shut the hell up Bard.

Go on, prove it Mr. Moderator, I dare ya.

Only if you could read and comprehend English, you troll.....

Where have I said that you have to prove your published quantity to him? He's challenging you for being a published Author. And you can prove it by posting the links to your page.

No wait, you won't do that, will you?

Pilot knows...he won't admit...waaahh

 

[lowphat]

Well don't run away Pilot, I'll write ten incest stories under my Trip Dalton account, and you can write ten under any category you want.

 

[lowphat]

Sure I will.

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/TripDalton

 

[Trip_Dalton]

Now shut the hell up Bard, and let's see if pilot has any balls at all.

And no, I'm not posting my other Smashwords accounts, so don't even ask.

 

[lowphat]

Now shut the hell up Bard, and let's see if pilot has any balls at all.

And no, I'm not posting my other Smashwords accounts, so don't even ask.

Yeah, I'm with him. Oh wait, I am him. Now who stepped in it?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Sure I will.

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/TripDalton

See? It wasn't so hard, was it?

You could've saved yourself a few posts and a bit of headache.



Carry on.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And of course backbiting Dwayne has to come from out in the blue to make it three. Got to have his attention.

Literotica seems to be infested with carrion trying to bite off more than they can chew.

car·ri·on /ˈkerēən/ noun

noun: carrion

the decaying flesh of dead animals.


How exactly does it happen? Flesh eating dead flesh, I mean.

 

[lowphat]

See? It wasn't so hard, was it?

You could've saved yourself a few posts and a bit of headache.



Carry on.

Yeah, the neutral mod, what a great guy.

Only if you could read and comprehend English, you troll.....

You called me a troll you fuck nut. Piss off . . . .

 

[Sammael Bard]

car·ri·on /ˈkerēən/ noun

noun: carrion

the decaying flesh of dead animals.


How exactly does it happen? Flesh eating dead flesh, I mean.

And pray tell how Donna Leon taught English to soldiers for 25 years.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1155839

 

[Sammael Bard]

Yeah, the neutral mod, what a great guy.




You called me a troll you fuck nut. Piss off . . . .

Truth sucks, doesn't it?

 

[lowphat]

Truth sucks, doesn't it?

Do you even know what an internet troll is? Nevermind, you'll just come back with some moronic joke you can't back up. And looky how pilot vanished as soon as I challenged him, what a surprise that is.