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Cruise Buys Sonogram Machine for Katie



NEW YORK - Tom Cruise has made an unusual purchase for his fiancee Katie Holmes — one that will let them see the development of their baby. "I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise says on ABC's "Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005," to air Nov. 29 (10 p.m. EST).


Excerpts of the interview are published in the latest issue of People magazine, on newsstands Friday.

The 43-year-old actor said the couple will do their own sonograms, which show fetus development with ultrasound waves. Cruise said he will donate the machine to a hospital after the baby is born. Sonogram machines range in cost from $25,000 to $200,000.

Holmes' pregnancy was announced in early October. The couple, who have been dating since April, became engaged in June.

"We are gonna get married next summer or early fall," Cruise told Walters. "We don't have a date set yet."

Cruise said he didn't know if the baby is a boy or a girl. He has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman. It will be the first child for 26-year-old Holmes.

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[Guest]

i read that yesterday. yannow...i thought scientologists were against all that medical stuff...was i wrong?
besides, there is a real danger from using a sonogram machine too often. hrm.

i feel no shame for the people of south park who did a parody of him in one of their last episodes. what a damn hoot!

 

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i read that yesterday. yannow...i thought scientologists were against all that medical stuff...was i wrong?
besides, there is a real danger from using a sonogram machine too often. hrm.

i feel no shame for the people of south park who did a parody of him in one of their last episodes. what a damn hoot!

I missed that one...shit.

I have no tolerance for this man...I hope her hormones kick into overdrive and she stabs him.

 

[Guest]

I missed that one...shit.

I have no tolerance for this man...I hope her hormones kick into overdrive and she stabs him.

but only after she makes him admit that hes gay.
i would so love to make him take valium and interrogate him under the guise of humanity.

hrm... but that takes so much energy.

 

[Alessia Brio]

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but only after she makes him admit that hes gay.
i would so love to make him take valium and interrogate him under the guise of humanity.

hrm... but that takes so much energy.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

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Jesus H. Christ on a Harley!

Let's heat and scramble all those developing cells ...

Can you say...mutant?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Can you say...mutant?

That baby will be the new head of the church of scientology.
From now on all new members are required to have webbed fingers and toes, as well as the requisite third tit (if female) or third eyeball (if male).

 

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That baby will be the new head of the church of scientology.
From now on all new members are required to have webbed fingers and toes, as well as the requisite third tit (if female) or third eyeball (if male).

but they will hug it and squeeze it and he will hold it out over a balcony to show the fans....

 

[Guest]

but they will hug it and squeeze it and he will hold it out over a balcony to show the fans....

erm
i think this has been done...relative maybe?

 

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erm
i think this has been done...relative maybe?

distant alien mutant cousin.

 

[Guest]

distant alien mutant cousin.

i knew there was some relation. so glad you have the family tree.
i wonder if the fetus will wear veils in utero

 

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i knew there was some relation. so glad you have the family tree.
i wonder if the fetus will wear veils in utero

No, but the sonograms will be shown with that little black bar over the right places.

 

[Guest]

No, but the sonograms will be shown with that little black bar over the right places.

and not the left places?
damnit, i feel so very cheated.

 

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and not the left places?
damnit, i feel so very cheated.

You should be, your kids aren't freaks....well, not fully.

 

[Guest]

You should be, your kids aren't freaks....well, not fully.

im working hard to change this.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

This is just further proof that Cruise is just dumb as a box of hammers.

 

[Guest]

Amazing.

I hope they do not damage this kid in utero. I've read that there is a real danger in overdoing sonograms.

So their doctor was against this, then? So that's why he bought his own? Or do they even go to doctors?

 

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im working hard to change this.

You're a good mom.

 

[Guest]

You're a good mom.

i try. and with lessons from you, im sure ill acheive some sort of saint hood for my behaviour.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Amazing.

I hope they do not damage this kid in utero. I've read that there is a real danger in overdoing sonograms.

So their doctor was against this, then? So that's why he bought his own? Or do they even go to doctors?

I didn't hear anything about doctors or motivations behind why they felt the need to do it on their own. Also, considering what a fucking freak he's been about other women's depression meds, I can't imagine they'd overdo it on the sound waves.

 

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i try. and with lessons from you, im sure ill acheive some sort of saint hood for my behaviour.

Just keep up with the ridiculous stories and public humiliation and you'll be fine.

 

[Guest]

I didn't hear anything about doctors or motivations behind why they felt the need to do it on their own. Also, considering what a fucking freak he's been about other women's depression meds, I can't imagine they'd overdo it on the sound waves.

People with more money than sense.

I have good sense. Well, much of the time, anyway. He oughtta send some of that money MY way.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

People with more money than sense.

I have good sense. Well, much of the time, anyway. He oughtta send some of that money MY way.

You're rich in naughty thoughts and the will to act on them.
Consider yourself wealthy where some will never be.

(And bring your fine ass over here and share the wealth.)

 

[yui]

or third eyeball (if male).

And the Third eye shall be Blind. And these words the third eye blind child shall speak:

I close my eyes and I see a freak
I think it's me and I'm afraid to speak


Oh! Wait! My bad! That's already been done. Very sorry!