DfrntLovin
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I hate when Saturdays over...
LOL I'm such a goofball. Here we go...
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After seeing this one it's a great start to a slow Sunday morning sweetie...![]()


Good morning Gorgeous!![]()

I love boyfriend beaters. Not sure why but I think they are just sexy as HELL. On women that is. LOL Sometimes really hot on men.![]()


Better if you were here.
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goodness here we are again first thing in the morning...When I have two more hours to sleep!![]()
'LOL' I figured you got up to see me---![]()

'LOL' I figured you got up to see me---![]()
Your shorts reminded me. I completely ripped the ass out of my favorite jeans Sat night. They weren't even that tight anymore! Just very well worn. I like to shop for jeans at consignment shops because they are already well worn. Like my jeans soft and worn. Anyway I had a very tiny hole at the top of the backpocket didn't think a thing of it. All day long at work I was cleaning (our office is reorganizing and I am managing a move) so I WORE them to work all day long! I get home get ready to soak in the tub bent over to pick something up and my whole ass cheek ripped out.
All I could think of was thank you God for not letting this happen at work. I work with a whole bunch of men who would never EVER let me live that down.
Now I'm mad my favorite jeans are kaput. Oh well.It was pretty funny.
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Your shorts reminded me. I completely ripped the ass out of my favorite jeans Sat night. They weren't even that tight anymore! Just very well worn. I like to shop for jeans at consignment shops because they are already well worn. Like my jeans soft and worn. Anyway I had a very tiny hole at the top of the backpocket didn't think a thing of it. All day long at work I was cleaning (our office is reorganizing and I am managing a move) so I WORE them to work all day long! I get home get ready to soak in the tub bent over to pick something up and my whole ass cheek ripped out.
All I could think of was thank you God for not letting this happen at work. I work with a whole bunch of men who would never EVER let me live that down.
Now I'm mad my favorite jeans are kaput. Oh well.It was pretty funny.
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Your shorts reminded me. I completely ripped the ass out of my favorite jeans Sat night. They weren't even that tight anymore! Just very well worn. I like to shop for jeans at consignment shops because they are already well worn. Like my jeans soft and worn. Anyway I had a very tiny hole at the top of the backpocket didn't think a thing of it. All day long at work I was cleaning (our office is reorganizing and I am managing a move) so I WORE them to work all day long! I get home get ready to soak in the tub bent over to pick something up and my whole ass cheek ripped out.
All I could think of was thank you God for not letting this happen at work. I work with a whole bunch of men who would never EVER let me live that down.
Now I'm mad my favorite jeans are kaput. Oh well.It was pretty funny.
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You should have taken a picture for me--
sorry about your jeans though--![]()
Duct Tape![]()
My luck I'd duct tape my jeans to my ass. OUCH.Maybe I will take a picture! Oh yeah and of course I was wearing a thong. Oh GOD that would have been awful. ROFLMAO One time (at work) I had a new button down top on (which is always a challenge) and I was sitting there talking to someone and one by one my buttons just started falling off. I looked down (nothing was exposed) so I'm holding my shirt together looking for someone to help me and got safety pins from anther woman with an office. First she tried to hand me a sewing kit I"m like what should I do with that? LOL
Of course word got around... Heard about it all day long. The next day. The next week. LOL
I think I'd like having you at work------[/QUOTE
ROFLMAO Unlike Janet all my wardrobe malfunctions are purely accidental. I'm supposed to make an impression with the big wigs that come in. Not THAT kind of impression. LOL![]()
I think I'd like having you at work------[/QUOTE
ROFLMAO Unlike Janet all my wardrobe malfunctions are purely accidental. I'm supposed to make an impression with the big wigs that come in. Not THAT kind of impression. LOL![]()
You would always make a wonderful impression gorgeous!![]()
Oh now THAT's a look. LOL What are you doing up?My luck I'd duct tape my jeans to my ass. OUCH.

Tape from the inside...Oh and yet another reason to keep things shaved in there![]()
hmmm I could still wear them at home.... Will think about that one... Luckily my ass isn't THAT hairy thanks! LOL





Your shorts reminded me. I completely ripped the ass out of my favorite jeans Sat night. They weren't even that tight anymore! Just very well worn. I like to shop for jeans at consignment shops because they are already well worn. Like my jeans soft and worn. Anyway I had a very tiny hole at the top of the backpocket didn't think a thing of it. All day long at work I was cleaning (our office is reorganizing and I am managing a move) so I WORE them to work all day long! I get home get ready to soak in the tub bent over to pick something up and my whole ass cheek ripped out.
All I could think of was thank you God for not letting this happen at work. I work with a whole bunch of men who would never EVER let me live that down.
Now I'm mad my favorite jeans are kaput. Oh well.It was pretty funny.
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I, for one, am glad of that
Just backing through your thread and saw these two gems:
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Great pose, now lose the undies and lean back a bit
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Very nice as well, again bending away from the cam would have yielded a tastier shot
This may take some time![]()