just thought i would say bye!

[Gatorboy]

Not that most of you even know who I am. Ive been around since april and only have a little over 100posts, which should tell you I dont say too much. I have come to realize that there are a lot of twisted sick individuals out there that come to this site and post nothing but shit, just to see what kind of reactions they can get out of people. I guess that is the reason I am leaving. Yeah! You won! Another person has left!

BUT, then there are the rest of you. The ones that come here and whether it just be something humorous or actually do have something heartfelt and important to say. You are the ones that have kept me coming back to these boards for so long. You have allowed myself and many others to share in your joy and your pain, and for that I thank you.

Anyways, I know this thread will fall to the wayside pretty quickly. I just wanted to say thanks to those who have made this site enjoyable. For those who have made it unbearable, aww nevermind, you are not worth it!!

Wait a sec! Since this is my last post, I guess I will. To all of you stupid ass, low life, half-witted (it takes two of you to come up with a whole one), sick fucks, I say KISS MY WHITE, HAIRY ASS!! To the rest of you sexy, beautiful people, I wish nothing but beautiful, happy, stress free days for the rest of your lives. OH and great sex too!!
Take care,
gatorboy

 

[Guest]

And I thought I was a cry baby!

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah!

 

[Siren]

Dont leave me GatorMan

 

[Renegade]

See you around Gatorboy. I never got a chance to post with you but it's always sad to see someone leave because of the jerks at a site(not just this site but any site). Hopefully the owners of this site will wise up and make it so guest posters cant post since 99% of the time they just post crap like the Eric Lindros guy here. Take Care.

[Edited by Renegade on 10-11-2000 at 01:19 AM]

 

[GuyJD]

I WISH YOU WELL GATORBOY

Although I don't know you, I am sure that you will be well missed in Literotica Land. And by the way, I hope that I am not one of the assholes that provoked you to abandon the Literotica BB. Take care.

 

[Lasher]

YAY! Just what the board needs, another, "OH, I hate you people So I'm gonna leave... But here's one last chance to beg me to stay" thread. Talk about bullshit. Looks like Eric Lindros hit it right on the head (Please, somebody get that, LOL!), if the little cry baby wanted to leave, he woulda left. Instead he's gotta bore us with this pathetic cry for attention. *Yaaaaaaaaaaawn*

Btw, Renegade, who the fuck are you?? I just saw you've got 900+ posts and I don't even recognize your name. WTF are you contributing to the board?? At least the Trolls are entertaining, and I know who they are, LOL.

 

[Renegade]

I'm the fucking guy that posts at the Role-Playing board most of the time but I also post at the General Board more often lately. Nice to meet you.

 

[Lasher]

Renegade, are your posts on the Role Playing board any good?

 

[Guest]

Oh my...

Let us not paint all unregistered user with the same brush. Ther are reasons that some of us choose not to register for the board [paranoia perhaps] and the fact that we don't have 1000 posts next to our name does not mean that we haven't made 1000 posts, nor does it mean that we are all assholes or that our opinions are worthless. Look at Lasher for an example of a user who is registered, has millions of posts, and yet a lot of people still think he's a bit of an angry lad.

I'm not mad about your statement about unregistered users, I would just hate to have to register to use the board. I bet there are more people like me too.

 

[Renegade]

Lasher, I think they are pretty good and most of the people who read them agree that they are. It depends because sometimes I get lazy and dont post as in detail as I'd like but alot of times I am told I do a good job of moving the story along in the threads.

 

[Sammyjo]

Yeah, what Lasher said...and the sad thing is, the begging has already begun. Oh well....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

um...no

renegade is a wonderful writer, i hate when people are assholes. i came in here to see who was leavin, and now im leaving this post because im disguisted.

 

[Ramlick]

Gatorboy is simply an alternate persona for someone else on this board who's concerned about appearing to have too many posts, probably another member who's posted on this very thread.

Yep. Some of 'em live here. Sick shit, huh?

 

[Silverlily]

Renegade, are your posts on the Role Playing board any good?

Excellent actually. I've had the extreme pleasure of playing with him many times, experiences I will remember fondly.

Renegade sweetheart, thank you!

 

[Guest]

Hey, since I'm kinda new here, could you good people explain something to me?...

If Gatorboy posted his tearful goodbye yesterday... why is he listed as a Current Active User right now???

Being new here, I wonder if I'm missing something.

 

[Patryn]

Lasher, I'm on just enough pain killers right now to say this. Blow it out your ass. Seriously. I don't care what fucking icon you put in front of your post, you're STILL a pretentious, overbearing asshole. I didn't see anything at all whiny about Gator's post. He was stating his reasons for going, and acknowledged people he wanted to. I didn't get "beg me to stay" out of any of it. Do say goodbye to your friends when you leave a party, or do you just walk? Well, I might be asking the wrong guy, but most of us say goodbye.

Fucking asshole. And we're all supposed to think everything you say is just peachy? I'm sorry, I never did, I do not now, and chances are very slim that I ever will.

 

[Renegade]

Thanks!

Just want to say thanks, real fast, to Lava and Kitten Eyes for their kind words about my writing. I realy appreciate it.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

no prob

how could we resist this smile? --------> ???

 

[Lasher]

Well, well, well... If it ain't the pot calling the kettle black....

Lasher, I'm on just enough pain killers right now to say this. Blow it out your ass. Seriously. I don't care what fucking icon you put in front of your post, you're STILL a pretentious, overbearing asshole. I didn't see anything at all whiny about Gator's post. He was stating his reasons for going, and acknowledged people he wanted to. I didn't get "beg me to stay" out of any of it. Do say goodbye to your friends when you leave a party, or do you just walk? Well, I might be asking the wrong guy, but most of us say goodbye.

Fucking asshole. And we're all supposed to think everything you say is just peachy? I'm sorry, I never did, I do not now, and chances are very slim that I ever will.

Gee Whiz, did ya get kicked in the knee or something there, Patryn?

Anyways...

As for the whiny part, Welll.... Sweet 'ol Gatorboy said:

I have come to realize that there are a lot of twisted sick individuals out there that come to this site and post nothing but shit, just to see what kind of reactions they can get out of people. I guess that is the reason I am leaving. Yeah! You won! Another person has left!

It's not exactly "Boo Hoo", but it's pretty fucking close. There's definitely a tear or two there. Guess you musta missed that part, eh Patryn? I'm sure it's tough to see straight when you're whacked outta your mind on pain killers.

Oh, and then there's that long list of people he acknowledged. It's ok, don't scroll back up, I'll post it for ya. Ready?? Ok... Here's all the people Gatorboy said good-bye to...





Ummmmmm...... Did you catch all that? I know, I know, you're probably thinking that the drugs are fucking with your eye sight again, but the fact is he didn't say good-bye to anyone, cause he was to busy whining about all the mean-assed rude fucking people like you, Patryn (sure, he didn't come out and say it was you, but we all know better).

And the fucking pain killers must really be doing a number on ya, cause there ain't no fucking icon posted with that either (although I made sure to use one with this post just to make you happy).

Not your day, is it?

The fact of the matter is, if someone hates the way the board has become and doesn't want to post here anymore, they go away. The don't make some fucking grandstanding post and then go away, they just fucking leave. And then a few weeks later someone says, "Gee, this board sure has been peaceful since that bitch Patryn stopped posting..." or, "Hey, remember that bitch, Patryn? Whatever happened to her? Ya know, she never had a fucking thing to say that was worthwhile to anyone. God, we're all so much better off that she doesn't post anymore..." That's how ya know someone left.

People start threads like this cause they want attention, and they want everyone to know they want attention. It's everything I said in my first post, and maybe when you get off the damn painkillers you'll figure that out. Probably not, but we can only hope.

Oh, and btw, it's proper form to start a new thread when calling me a fucking asshole. You've been skulking around here long enough to know that. It's even better if you can do the thread title in all caps, but I guess it's not entirely necessary.

Just don't let it happen again, ok? Thanks.

 

[Patryn]

See, now what are you doing, exactly? I'm sure there would be some who wouldn't cry too many tears if you left, either. Or Naked Hunny, or Whisper, or DCL, or any number of people. Point is, we all have someone who doesn't like us, whom we annoy, whatever. That's just life.

He was just trying to get attention? Says who? You? And you're lord and master of the BBS, now aren't you? Of course you are, I forgot, how silly of me. Can you ever forgive me? *smirk*

Why did you feel any need to comment on it at all? If you think he just wanted attention, why did you have to jump in and give it to him? To stir shit, that's what you do.

You say you know who the trolls are. Big fucking deal. I have my suspicions, as I'm sure everyone does. Hint: It's not me. Why would I say what's on my mind under my own name one minute, and use a fake the next? Because I know you're a little slow, Lasher, ol' bud, I'll give you the answer. I wouldn't because I have no reason to. But isn't it strange how you disappear, the trolls show up, then the trolls leave and you appear? Hmm....kinda takes the guess work out of that one.

I have plenty worthwhile to say, when I think a topic is worthwhile, and I don't reply to threads that "are just people wanting attention". When I fuck up, I admit it, and when I feel I've been needlessly attacked, I say so. Somebody pisses me off, they know about it, and if I have experiences related to someone's topic, I post them. Tell me what you, almightly Lasher, consider worthwhile, and I'll be sure to adhere to it. That'll be about the time pigs fly, might I add.

If you've made some attempt with your last post to piss me off or hurt my feelings, I'm afraid it didn't work and that you'll have to keep trying. But I'm sure you'll have no problem with that, as you can't leave anything alone until you have the last word.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who's Gatorboy?

 

[Lasher]

And you're lord and master of the BBS, now aren't you? Of course you are, I forgot, how silly of me. Can you ever forgive me?

I guess I can let it slide this time. Just don't let it happen again.

You say you know who the trolls are. Big fucking deal. I have my suspicions, as I'm sure everyone does. Hint: It's not me. Why would I say what's on my mind under my own name one minute, and use a fake the next?

Interesting.

I never even hinted at a specific person being the trolls. Yet whenever this subject is brought up, you get awfully defensive, don't you?? Hmmm... Hmmm... Hmmm...

The odd thing is, it's pretty obvious there's not one single person posting all the troll posts. And it's awfully damn easy to figure them out most of the time just by reading the post. Guess that just makes me more observant than most. Oh, well...

Btw, if you go back into Literotica History, used to be that there was a lot of funny shit that was posted on this board under guest names (You might remember this, Patryn, Deborah says you were Raven then. She's usually dead on when it comes to pointing out things like this, but we'll give ya the benefit of the doubt). I guess when the board population was a lot smaller (and more intelligent), it wasn't such a big deal like it is now. Everyone knew everyone and it was more or less done in fun. But I guarantee ya that everyone that you would recognize as an old-timer or whatever you want to call'em has posted under the occasional guest name. If it's so important to you to point fingers on that particular subject, you're gonna need an awful lot of hands to do it....

Why did you feel any need to comment on it at all?

If you're gonna start worrying about what motivates anyone to post anything, sooner or later your head's gonna explode (especially if you start thinking about Sparky or bobtoad!).

Tell me what you, almightly Lasher, consider worthwhile, and I'll be sure to adhere to it.

I had a feeling you were gonna miss the humor in that part of my post. Well, hell, who am I kidding? You pretty much miss the humor in everything. I still got a chuckle or two out of it. That's what's important, right?

when I feel I've been needlessly attacked, I say so.

I think it's very interesting that you have the right to reply to personal attacks, but I don't.

If you scroll back up to my original post, I don't remember saying a single word about you there, Patryn. In fact, unless you're name is Gatorboy, or you've posted one of these types of "Wah, Wah I'm Leaving" threads...... OHHHH... Wait, you did, didn't you?? And yet here you are... Is that the nerve I struck on this one?? Hehehe... Now this finally makes a little bit of sense. Did you whine and beg for attention in your little "Wah, Wah..." thread?? I don't remember the details, but I'm SURE you don't want to see it that way...

Anyways... Back to what I was talking about here. I just think it's absolutely hilarious that you missed the circumlocution of you're statement I quoted above. I mean, really, both of your posts on this thread are just chock full of hypocrisy and circular reasoning. I understand that you won't be able to see it that way. It's often difficult to see the shortcomings we so easily define in others in ourselves. But if you do have a little time during your convalescence for soul-searching, you might want to give it a shot.

If you've made some attempt with your last post to piss me off or hurt my feelings,

Not at all. I was just trying to inject a little levity into the situation. Like I said above, I had a feeling you were going to miss the humor in my post. But there's not much I can do about that.

But I'm sure you'll have no problem with that, as you can't leave anything alone until you have the last word.

Who, me??

NUH UH!