Just the punchline...

[Techomancer]

It's just that simple. Doesn't have to be a good joke (those can be even better BTW), only the punchline.

"If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need Vaseline."

 

[slyc_willie]

It's just that simple. Doesn't have to be a good joke (those can be even better BTW), only the punchline.

"If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need Vaseline."

A classic:

"Good night, Gracie."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"So I took the fifty dollars"

 

[slyc_willie]

"No, it says, 'welcome to Jamaica, mon, and have a nice day!'"

 

[TE999]

"Lady, if you use that on your schnauzer you won't ride a bicycle for a week."

 

[Guest]

They're both soft, hairy, juicy, and if you go in deep enough you'll hit a nut.

 

[slyc_willie]

They're both soft, hairy, juicy, and if you go in deep enough you'll hit a nut.

You're referring to the RNC and the Shriners, aren't you . . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"Come onnnnnnnnnnnn, ice cream!"

 

[Guest]

You're referring to the RNC and the Shriners, aren't you . . . .

Just spit out my drink.

 

[Guest]

Punchline -

"One slip and you can really fuck up somebody's rear end."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Punchline -

"One slip and you can really fuck up somebody's rear end."

and on that note, I'm going to bed. See everyone tomorrow.

 

[TE999]

"'cause he likes to fuck pigs."

I'm gone too.

See y'all on the morrow.

 

[Techomancer]

Nope, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[rgraham666]

"I was hiding in a fridge…"

 

[Boota]

"Peter! I can see your house from here!"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

.... .. ...., please.

Oh, I didn't know your wife played hockey.

Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these damn piss ants.

Rectum, nothing. It damn near killed him, teacher.

Can I just do it till I need glasses?


Rumple Foreskin

 

[rgraham666]

That's what I like, public recognition.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My friend is grabbing watermelons!

 

[jomar]

Abby normal...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

RADIOOOOOOOOOO

(which is even more fun being just the punch line )

 

[glynndah]

"I was talking to the duck!"

 

[cloudy]

Harelip! Harelip!

 

[Techomancer]

"Fifty bucks, same as in town."

Got some great stuff in this thread.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know!

 

[Guest]

The yokel looked a bit uncertain, then said "Naw, reckon not, a'll just hang onto her ears 'til a get the hang of it."