Just the Headlines

[ll74]

Skip the content, just give us the headline of the story. Provide the source, if you want to, but not needed.

Edit: please refrain from additional commentary. (I'm kinda ok with parody/fake headlines as well)

Adding: The only thing you do by adding commentary is distract from the point of the thread - which is to provide a headline without additional, subjective discussion. I reserve the right to call you out for ignoring this.

 

[ll74]

MEDIA CARTEL BILL DELAYED YET AGAIN AS LAWMAKERS HASH OUT CONTENT MODERATION IMPASSE

 

[John_von_Neumann]

Matt Gaetz Eats Babies, Launders Money, Sources Say. /BB

 

[ll74]

DEMOCRAT BLASTS ‘OUT OF CONTROL’ SHERIFF AS HOME RAIDED, SEARCHED IN CORRUPTION PROBE 108​

(It's at this point that I realize that all Breitbart headlines are stuck on caps lock purposely)

 

[jaF0]

STDs in U.S. Surged in 2021 by Largest Amount Since Truman Administration​

 

[jaF0]

Sacheen Littlefeather Says John Wayne Behind 'Most Violent' Oscars Moment​

 

[jaF0]

Joe Biden Scores Huge Win by Averting Railroad Strike Before Midterms​

 

[jaF0]

Hardee's Trolls Mike Lindell With Discount 'If You Still Have a Phone'​

 

[butters]

NY AG James May Sue Trump Soon—And His Kids—After Reportedly Rejecting Settlement Offer

 

[KeithD]

Joe Biden Scores Huge Win by Averting Railroad Strike Before Midterms​

It's great to have a caring, competent president after that train wreck, Donald Trump.

 

[ll74]

Please - only headlines. Thx.

It's great to have a caring, competent president after that train wreck, Donald Trump.

 

[KeithD]

Please - only headlines. Thx.

Good luck with that.

 

[butters]

Trump-appointed DHS inspector general made false claims under oath during Senate confirmation hearing: Washington Post​

 

[ll74]

Biden: Tentative railway labor deal reached, averting strike

 

[butters]

Trump-loving former Newsmax host accused of ripping off Ukraine in botched body armor deal​

 

[jaF0]

Oceans rise, houses fall: The California beach dream home is turning into a nightmare​

 

[jaF0]

Virginia substitute school bus driver runs over parent's foot​

 

[jaF0]

Alabama sidesteps compensation for survivor of ’63 KKK blast​

 

[jaF0]

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Lack of rainfall may impact fall foliage

 

[butters]

New Hampshire GOP candidate does 180 after primary, says election wasn’t stolen​

 

[butters]

It Wasn't Pelosi, Part 2: Congress Member Spends Half Their Salary On Chip Stock Ahead Of The CHIPS Act

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

"Star Wars fanboy with massive cock makes fake headline on porn board!"

 

[jaF0]

Raccoons Raid Politician's Home and Defecate on Flag: 'Not Very Patriotic'​

 

[jaF0]

He got an unexplained $250,000 payment from Google. The company says it was a mistake​

 

[jaF0]

Avalanche of Sex Toys Spill Out Onto Highway After Truck Flips Over​