just so you people will stop pming me to ask...

[Soulen]

PSA: yes, i am dolf. now fuck off.

 

[dolf]

wank! my arm is tired.

 

[Soulen]

stop jerking us off then.

 

[dolf]

we're having horny week.
deal with it.

 

[Soulen]

i'm not the one complaining! you deal with it!
deal with it a little to the left while you're at it.

 

[dolf]

we have arm ache.
and we don't want to sleep in a wet patch.

 

[Soulen]

we have arm ache.
and we don't want to sleep in a wet patch.

stop making wet patches then. i am seeing a pattern here.

 

[dolf]

it's not our fault! it's mother nature.

 

[Soulen]

it's not our fault! it's mother nature.

we're so hard done by. mother nature always kicks our ass. the old battle axe has it out for us.

 

[dolf]

i wish we were hard done by. right now.
then we wouldn't need to wank.

 

[Plutarch]

Interruption!

 

[Soulen]

i wish we were hard done by. right now.
then we wouldn't need to wank.

we don't need to wank. we just want to. we could try comedy wanking. we'll hump watermelons and liver holes. it'll be a riot and then we'll forget about how shitty it is that mother nature hates us.

 

[Soulen]

Interruption!

....well?

 

[Plutarch]

....well?

Well, you suck dolfin dick.

 

[dolf]

we do so need it! or else we'll chew our own limbs off in frustration.
watermelons? childbirth wasn't fun and nor is that!

 

[girlsmiley]

PSA: yes, i am dolf. now fuck off.

There's a bloke here who thinks you're Karen Kraft.

What say you, Soulen?

 

[Soulen]

Well, you suck dolfin dick.

weak. you want a do-over?

we do so need it! or else we'll chew our own limbs off in frustration.
watermelons? childbirth wasn't fun and nor is that!

chewing our own limbs off would make a pretty sweet documentary. lets do it.
i was more thinking we'd cut a hole in the watermelon and stick our dick in it.

There's a bloke here who thinks you're Karen Kraft.

What say you, Soulen?

i say everyone but dolf is karen kraft. the only reason dolf isn't is because dolf is me.

 

[Plutarch]

weak. you want a do-over?

Just like your urine flow.

 

[Soulen]

Just like your urine flow.

i gave you a shot at a do-over and you decided the best course of action was to analyze my piss?






really?

 

[Plutarch]

i gave you a shot at a do-over and you decided the best course of action was to analyze my piss?






really?

You're old and your dick don't work right.

 

[Soulen]

You're old and your dick don't work right.

now you're analyzing my hard on? you want me to turn my head and cough?
don't even think about a prostate exam, freak.

 

[girlsmiley]

i say everyone but dolf is karen kraft. the only reason dolf isn't is because dolf is me.

Alrighty then hon.
That's all. Carry on

 

[Plutarch]

now you're analyzing my hard on? you want me to turn my head and cough?
don't even think about a prostate exam, freak.

I don't wear gloves.

 

[Soulen]

I don't wear gloves.

you have a crush on me, don't you? the dolf in me would kick your ass and nail your balls to an outhouse door long before you got anywhere near my rectum big fella.

 

[dolf]

ball nailing is kinky good fun.