Just say no to clogs

[shereads]

http://miami.craigslist.org/wan/72741565.html

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Are you kidding? I go to school with kids that subject their bodies to FARMCO studies on a weekly basis just for the extra cash. And that's not to say anything of how many of them sell their blood plasma too often.

 

[Liar]

Does loose footwear equal loose women?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear Clog Fetishist: ask out a nice girl and get to know her. Then, after things are going smoothly, surprise her with a nice pair of clogs and whisper matter-of-factly that you love those things and it'd be really cool if she wore them.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I have a pair of those. In blue. They're really comfortable. But I never thought of them as sexy, per se. I wear them while running errands in the neighborhood and no one has ever tried to film me, as far as I know.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

She only posted here to let us know that the ad was filled as fast as she could dial the number.

 

[Black Tulip]

Excuse me. I'm afraid I have to step in here.
In order to maintain a certain standard in what to call clogs and what not!

Your typical standard clogs:
http://www.janroozen.com/resources/klompen/vvgeel.gif

Or a variety for tourist purposes:
http://www.chn.nl/files/1094/klompen.jpg

 

[BlackShanglan]

Excuse me. I'm afraid I have to step in here.
In order to maintain a certain standard in what to call clogs and what not!

I knew we could count on you.

Dear Clog Fetishist: ask out a nice girl and get to know her. Then, after things are going smoothly, surprise her with a nice pair of clogs and whisper matter-of-factly that you love those things and it'd be really cool if she wore them.

Dear Carson: Dan Savage has been off the rails for ages. Have we got a new job opening for you!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear Carson: Dan Savage has been off the rails for ages. Have we got a new job opening for you!

Where do you think I learned it? And don't worry, I won't go all political.... I'm too lazy to keep up with current events

 

[BlackShanglan]

Where do you think I learned it? And don't worry, I won't go all political.... I'm too lazy to keep up with current events

Wait a minute ... are you saying people don't read sex columns for the author's political rants?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Excuse me. I'm afraid I have to step in here.
In order to maintain a certain standard in what to call clogs and what not!

Your typical standard clogs:
http://www.janroozen.com/resources/klompen/vvgeel.gif

Or a variety for tourist purposes:
http://www.chn.nl/files/1094/klompen.jpg

there are no words to describe how uncomfortable those shoes look.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Wait a minute ... are you saying people don't read sex columns for the author's political rants?

I don't read certain threads for the same reason

 

[BlackShanglan]

there are no words to describe how uncomfortable those shoes look.

Look at the bright side: at least they're not nailed to your feet. *grumble*

I don't read certain threads for the same reason

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[CharleyH]

http://miami.craigslist.org/wan/72741565.html

ROFL That is hilarious!

Lucky: YOU BET YA! LOL

 

[shereads]

She only posted here to let us know that the ad was filled as fast as she could dial the number.

I know. I keep calling and the line is always busy.

 

[CharleyH]

Don't worry, there are always Flip Flops -

 

[Black Tulip]

there are no words to describe how uncomfortable those shoes look.

ROFLMAO!!!

They do not only look uncomfortable. They hurt like hell!!!
Give me stiletto's anytime.

 

[Liar]

there are no words to describe how uncomfortable those shoes look.

I had plenty of words for it, the one time I tried to wear a pair.

Modern clogs, without the enclosed heel, are suprisingly comfy though. I've climbed hills in them. And played football. Worked just fine.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

No way!
The only thing I'm clogging is my arteries!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ROFLMAO!!!

They do not only look uncomfortable. They hurt like hell!!!
Give me stiletto's anytime.

Are you eff-ing kidding me???

Stilettos are murder weapons! Wobble, wobble, trip, trip... ring a bell? Clogs - the proper kind without any ridiculous rim at the heel - are heaven for your feet!!!
http://www.tratoffelfabriken.com/a410s.jpg

 

[Goldie Munro]

http://miami.craigslist.org/wan/72741565.html

I wish this guy had been around when I was a teenager - I could have made a fortune from him! I wore a pair of clogs till the heel was flat - oh memories...

 

[LadyJeanne]

For the bolder clog warer:

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/shoes/dk/professional_giraffe_lg.jpg

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/shoes/dk/professional_motif_tiger_lg.jpg

 

[Guest]

Stilettos are murder weapons! Wobble, wobble, trip, trip... ring a bell? [/IMG]

Believe me, Svenska, BT can handle a pair of stilettos. I've seen her leg it across a gravel car park in a pair.

 

[Liar]

Believe me, Svenska, BT can handle a pair of stilettos. I've seen her leg it across a gravel car park in a pair.

And worse, if my recollection serves me right.