Just remembered the first piece of porn I wrote.

[patientlee]

(No one under 18 participates in any actual sex acts in this post.)

I was in elementary school.

Remember 1st base, 2nd base, etc.? I learned about it on the bus in elementary school. You did too, I bet.

Well, sometime in elementary school I devised my own scale of "sliding down the rainbow". Red was kissing. Purple was having sex. There was a blow job in there somewhere, but I didn't even know then that women could receive oral sex.

Did I even understand what sex was? Nope. I didn't even have a boyfriend until I was 16. (BTW, that same guy is snoring to beat the band in my bed as I write this. The cat is annoyed.)

I wrote it on a piece of yellow lined paper. You know, the kind for your rough draft in elementary school. I stored it in a gray, metal 5x8 index card box with a label on top saying, "KEEP OUT". My mother, of course, did not heed my warning.

When she confronted me, she explained that you could get AIDS from "sucking on a man's penis". She wasn't just trying to scare me. At that time we didn't know how you got AIDS.

Flash forward 30ish years, and she discovered an email in which someone who enjoyed Hurricane Season (my first total fiction story. I'm not posting a link for a very good reason.) quoted, "I stifled the urge to correct her grammar. Instead I said, "I'm ready. Fuck my ass, Martín."

No question I wrote it. The stifling the urge to correct her grammar totally gives me away.

I guess that the bottom line is that no one should be surprised that I write porn, especially not my mother. (I just hope my daughter doesn't find out.)

 

[SamScribble]

Great story. I love it.

 

[YDB95]

A lot of my stories are loosely based on fantasies that date from about that age, though of course I recalibrated them to involve adults only. I wish I could get my mind to run that wild today!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I had notebooks and notebooks of that shit. When I was really young, they were stories about dragons and wizards and chimeras.

I also went through a phase that I now realize was the earliest warning of my (some would say sadistic) tendencies in my current stories. Stories about people wrongfully put in mental facilities. Prison, war.

I only started putting fucking in my stories around 14. It was with 15 and 16 year olds, and it was shite.

I had a good 3-4 years to get better. And I'm so glad that I waited. If my writing phase had started when I was a legal adult, I would have put some gawdaweful shit on this website. As it is, I put my first 24 stories on this site when I was still underage. But that was in a period of roughly 3 months.

I was so goddamn prolific back then. I already had so many ideas stored up in notebooks. All they really needed was a do-over on the computer with better-written sex.

Now I have to write the ideas as they come, and they come slower than ever. But now I'm on the early edge of seventy stories, in just under 3 years.

Imagine that. A bit more than a third of my stories were written in three months, and It's taken me two and a half years to get to where I am today.

 

[StrangeLife]

...I just hope my daughter doesn't find out.

And have you searched her room for a box with a "KEEP OUT" label lately? Some claim talent can be inherited y'know...

 

[Cruel2BKind]

And have you searched her room for a box with a "KEEP OUT" label lately? Some claim talent can be inherited y'know...

I had that exact thought.

 

[patientlee]

And have you searched her room for a box with a "KEEP OUT" label lately? Some claim talent can be inherited y'know...

I doubt it for two reasons.

1. She hates to write. Seriously hates it.

2. She is too disorganized to hide something like that. She leaves her diary open on her bed. It's full of how much she hates her brothers. (When I say "full of", I mean she got pissed off one day and wrote on all the pages.)

I did have the sex talk with her on the way to a lesbian baby shower about 6 months ago. She had two questions. 1. If you do that when you want to have a baby, how did we get the bonus baby? Answer- Well, it's a recreational activity too. 2. You and dad don't still do that do you? Answer- Sorry, honey. It's kinda fun.

Not getting the mother of the year award, but I'm fairly certain she's not writing porn. Yet.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I doubt it for two reasons.


I did have the sex talk with her on the way to a lesbian baby shower about 6 months ago. She had two questions. 1. If you do that when you want to have a baby, how did we get the bonus baby? Answer- Well, it's a recreational activity too. 2. You and dad don't still do that do you? Answer- Sorry, honey. It's kinda fun.

Maybe I'm not reading this right, but 'bonus baby'? Am I missing something?

 

[d_shane]

(No one under 18 participates in any actual sex acts in this post.)

I was in elementary school.

Remember 1st base, 2nd base, etc.? I learned about it on the bus in elementary school. You did too, I bet.

Well, sometime in elementary school I devised my own scale of "sliding down the rainbow". Red was kissing. Purple was having sex. There was a blow job in there somewhere, but I didn't even know then that women could receive oral sex.

Did I even understand what sex was? Nope. I didn't even have a boyfriend until I was 16. (BTW, that same guy is snoring to beat the band in my bed as I write this. The cat is annoyed.)

I wrote it on a piece of yellow lined paper. You know, the kind for your rough draft in elementary school. I stored it in a gray, metal 5x8 index card box with a label on top saying, "KEEP OUT". My mother, of course, did not heed my warning.

When she confronted me, she explained that you could get AIDS from "sucking on a man's penis". She wasn't just trying to scare me. At that time we didn't know how you got AIDS.

Flash forward 30ish years, and she discovered an email in which someone who enjoyed Hurricane Season (my first total fiction story. I'm not posting a link for a very good reason.) quoted, "I stifled the urge to correct her grammar. Instead I said, "I'm ready. Fuck my ass, Martín."

No question I wrote it. The stifling the urge to correct her grammar totally gives me away.

I guess that the bottom line is that no one should be surprised that I write porn, especially not my mother. (I just hope my daughter doesn't find out.)

Good story. No one knows I write this stuff either. Which is strange, my wife loves to read the Penthouse Forum stories.

 

[patientlee]

Maybe I'm not reading this right, but 'bonus baby'? Am I missing something?

We planned on having two children. We have three. We've always called him the Bonus Baby.

(I was on strike for a month. What do you expect??)

 

[lovecraft68]

I didn't write erotica, but I'll tell you why I am not surprised I eventually did(andf also got into BDSM.

Back when I was pretty young(it had to be because I was still living in south Providence and in elementary school) there was this little blond girl that liked me.

Back then kids were kids and not as advanced as they are now and liked was a little peck on the cheek and a lot of blushing.

One day I had this weird visual of tickling her feet (I to this day have a foot fetish) weird enough, but the vision evolved into me having her ties up and doing it so she couldn't move and she was laughing, but begging me to stop.

Its the first hard on I remember and had no clue what the hell happened(I thought something was wrong with me) I also had no idea of what sex even was the whole thing was the tickling and tying up and her being helpless.

So, no surprise by 17 I was hooked up with an older woman who was showing me the ropes. Pun intended.

People don;t just start writing or "living" certain types of things out of nowhere we are born wired that way, some people's switch just gets tripped earlier than others.

 

[MrFoxwood]

I would guess I was 14 or 15 when I wrote the earliest bit of porn I can remember, it was about two of my teachers tying me down in the park and having their way with me, I had some pretty nice teachers. On reflection my thing for authority figures goes all the way back, I'd never considered that before.

After that I wrote a lot, I have no idea what I did with it all, I have four siblings so it seems unlikely that none of it was ever read by anyone else. I wrote about everything I wanted to do, in my head and on paper I was the greatest lover ever, although I'd barely spoken to a girl and wouldn't lose my virginity until I was 23 and in the same relationship that I'm currently in.

These days my wife knows what I write and I've mentioned it on my deviantart account which my siblings and parents have been known to look at. Yeah, I'm 31 and I'm just about comfortable having my family know what I write.

 

[patientlee]

I would guess I was 14 or 15 when I wrote the earliest bit of porn I can remember, it was about two of my teachers tying me down in the park and having their way with me, I had some pretty nice teachers. On reflection my thing for authority figures goes all the way back, I'd never considered that before.

After that I wrote a lot, I have no idea what I did with it all, I have four siblings so it seems unlikely that none of it was ever read by anyone else. I wrote about everything I wanted to do, in my head and on paper I was the greatest lover ever, although I'd barely spoken to a girl and wouldn't lose my virginity until I was 23 and in the same relationship that I'm currently in.

These days my wife knows what I write and I've mentioned it on my deviantart account which my siblings and parents have been known to look at. Yeah, I'm 31 and I'm just about comfortable having my family know what I write.

Great. I teach 14 and 15 year olds. I don't need to know what they might think of me. Although, I'm pretty sure they'd like to tie me up and throw things at me.

 

[TxRad]

Hmmm, I must be weird or something. I didn't write my first porn until I was in my mid 40's but then again, the first erotic story I wrote ended up being a 283 page novel.

In high school I tried my hand at writing several times. They were all race car stories or hunting, fishing stories. One or two of them got me passed in English. One even got published in a magazine. But no porn until later.

 

[sr71plt]

Hmmm, I must be weird or something. I didn't write my first porn until I was in my mid 40's but then again, the first erotic story I wrote ended up being a 283 page novel.

I was in my late 50s. Writing a mainstream mystery and a scene, ah, got out of hand. I had to strip it out--but then I published it separately.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hmmm, I must be weird or something. I didn't write my first porn until I was in my mid 40's but then again, the first erotic story I wrote ended up being a 283 page novel.

In high school I tried my hand at writing several times. They were all race car stories or hunting, fishing stories. One or two of them got me passed in English. One even got published in a magazine. But no porn until later.

Well you're in weird company because my first actual erotic story I wrote I was 41.

All my high school stuff was Lovecraft style mythos stories. (I know, surprise right?"

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I was 22 and wrote a novella about a Spanish prostitute. I sent it to Charles Scribners Sons where an editor returned it with a letter that said MAKE IT LONGER AND SEND IT BACK.

 

[sr71plt]

That story would be more believable if you said you sent it to an agent. Charles Scribners Sons doesn't accept unagented submissions. If you'd really done that--or ever submitted anything--you'd know that.

 

[patientlee]

No fighting on my thread, boys. Take it outside.

 

[sr71plt]

No fighting on my thread, boys. Take it outside.

Not fighting--just calling a "tilt"--and it's no longer your thread. If you want to control conversations, then PM. Threads are open to the public.

 

[patientlee]

Not fighting--just calling a "tilt"--and it's no longer your thread. If you want to control conversations, then PM. Threads are open to the public.

Point taken. I just wish you'd fight elsewhere. Give me a couple of days, and I'll be raging with PMS. I'll be glad to host your cage match then.

 

[lovecraft68]

No fighting on my thread, boys. Take it outside.

Yeah! Now crack their heads together!

 

[PennLady]

I was in college when I first wrote something, and kind of wish I still had that notebook. IIRC, it was something of a dare for me, to try to make a friend of mine blush. I had no direct experience with sex at the time, although I certainly knew what it was, had read a few books, etc., and had had a bf and kissed and all. I wasn't particularly sheltered or anything.

The story wasn't very original, young girl comes to the city, etc. But I did make my friend blush. I believe the critical line for that was, "Oops, you moved."

When I think on it, it's really funny, because I had toys, group sex or at least group fondling, lesbian sex, and other things. I totally made it up.

But he blushed.

 

[txblush]

Hmmm, I must be weird or something. I didn't write my first porn until I was in my mid 40's but then again, the first erotic story I wrote ended up being a 283 page novel.

In high school I tried my hand at writing several times. They were all race car stories or hunting, fishing stories. One or two of them got me passed in English. One even got published in a magazine. But no porn until later.

Nah, TxRad you're not weird. Weird is when hormones take over (I was seven months pregnant with my first child) and the erotic story wouldn't go away until I wrote in one afternoon. 11 handwritten pages front and back and I wish I still had them. It was a non-consent/kidnap/with an underground network of sex traffickers.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That story would be more believable if you said you sent it to an agent. Charles Scribners Sons doesn't accept unagented submissions. If you'd really done that--or ever submitted anything--you'd know that.

They accepted unsolicited mss in 1970.