Just recieved this PM...

[tickledkitty]

...and honestly, I'm stumped for an appropriate reply. There seems to be so much more between the lines than what is said. I'm perplexed as to why this person would ask me, a complete stranger, rather than women he actually knows. Kinda makes you say hmmmm...

Hi Tickled Kitty,

Say, I am looking for an experienced woman’s perspective here. This is not meant to offend you as I am seeking the honest insights of a woman.

Perhaps you can help me (a very horny, young man) out with a personal concern of mine. About fellatio… I absolutely love ejaculating very hard inside a girl's mouth at the end of a good, long blow job. But, I am wondering how do girls feel about this? (Honestly, I have not thought to ask them about it at the time. And my past girlfriends seemed to be rather shy in discussing it later.)

Do women enjoy the physical sensations of the ejaculation inside their mouth? Do they prefer a strong climax with forceful spurts and lots of the cum? Do girls like it when they can swallow a really large volume of the hot sperm?

I am a heavy cummer. In my case, at the end of the fellatio, Kitty, I will usually ejaculate a heavy load of the spunk with several strong full shots. (Before a blow job, I will try to abstain from ejaculating for a couple of days.)

The visual of a girl’s pretty face, and her naked breasts, as she continues sucking my hard cock as I am ejaculating away is so hot!! I was wondering if this is too much for a young woman? What are your thoughts?

Thanks! Best, (withholding name)

So, what do you think? Should I respond? If so, in what manner? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

 

[galaxygoddess]

You should respond, "I wouldn't know, I'm the president of Lorena Bobbit's fan club." I like using that line on creepy men who hit on me

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

That's a bit creepy...why would he ask you specifically? Personally, I'd just ignore him and hope he goes elsewhere.

 

[Recidiva]

I'd say that's the intention. To make it look tailored to you, and appeal to your vanity. "My goodness, and you really think what I think is important? Oh my! Well, if it's for science!"

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"hi, this is her husband reading her email. do you like being ejaculated on?"

Or: how to make him GONE in 10 seconds flat.

 

[tickledkitty]

LOL You guys are funny. I wasn't really going to respond.

It reminds me of a form letter.

In my case, at the end of fellatio, <insert name here>, I will usually ejaculate a heavy load of spunk with several long shots.

 

[MarshAlien]

I can think of two responses:

a) Marsh, stop sending these PMs. It's getting really, really tiring.

and

b) Sorry, pal, you're on my "ignore" list now. See ya.

My favorite part was, "Before a blow job, I will try to abstain . . ." So, like, does he make appointments?

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

"hi, this is her husband reading her email. do you like being ejaculated on?"

Or: how to make him GONE in 10 seconds flat.

*chuckle*

 

[tickledkitty]

I can think of two responses:

a) Marsh, stop sending these PMs. It's getting really, really tiring.

and

b) Sorry, pal, you're on my "ignore" list now. See ya.

My favorite part was, "Before a blow job, I will try to abstain . . ." So, like, does he make appointments?

It was you, Marshbaby? Whyn't ya just say so?

 

[damppanties]

So, what do you think? Should I respond? If so, in what manner? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

So it goes like this: You reply sincerely, and the next email asks you about something slightly more disgusting and then the PMs become more and more personal and lengthier until you're squicked out and thinking, Oh my God! Go away!

 

[Recidiva]

LOL You guys are funny. I wasn't really going to respond.

It reminds me of a form letter.

In my case, at the end of fellatio, <insert name here>, I will usually ejaculate a heavy load of spunk with several long shots.

I usually do respond, but make people acutely uncomfortable in the process. I think there was someone around here begging to be abused a while back and we all got the PM at once and had a running thread of responses.

I did make my way to asking him to slam his cock in a door and take a picture, to convince me he was committed.

I had a friend recommend superglue and kitty litter and have the afternoon free.

 

[cloudy]

Tell him you're really a guy, and just write here under the identity of a woman.

 

[tickledkitty]

So it goes like this: You reply sincerely, and the next email asks you about something slightly more disgusting and then the PMs become more and more personal and lengthier until you're squicked out and thinking, Oh my God! Go away!

Ah, is that the voice of experience, Dampy?

I get weird PMs all the time. I think they look at my name and think, "Ooooo, she must be kinky."

 

[_Anna_]

Wow, I got a very similar PM. I bet I know who it was.

 

[FatDino]

This is where the 'fat' part in name comes in handy. I think it's the reason why I haven't received any creepy PMs.

 

[MarshAlien]

It was you, Marshbaby? Whyn't ya just say so?

That's my alt: Really_Heavy_Cummer_With_Several_Strong_Full_Shots_at_the_End. Mostly I publish all my really romantic incest mature loving wives stories under that name. Sorry for the confusion. My bad.

 

[galaxygoddess]

I usually do respond, but make people acutely uncomfortable in the process. I think there was someone around here begging to be abused a while back and we all got the PM at once and had a running thread of responses.

I did make my way to asking him to slam his cock in a door and take a picture, to convince me he was committed.

I had a friend recommend superglue and kitty litter and have the afternoon free.

Under the same affect, a LONG time ago I had someone wanting to join my "cult" (my WHAT?) and I told him "Oh I'm sorry, this is a girls and eunichs only club. If you wish to join, you'll have to have your dick removed and send us video tapped proof." Yeah he stopped sending me messages after that >.>

 

[tickledkitty]

Tell him you're really a guy, and just write here under the identity of a woman.

I don't know. He might be okay with that.

I could respond in kind with my own fellatio technique. Tell him I like to use my teeth a great deal. Love it when they scream. Sometimes even draw blood.

 

[MarshAlien]

This is where the 'fat' part in name comes in handy. I think it's the reason why I haven't received any creepy PMs.

I'm on it.

 

[tickledkitty]

Wow, I got a very similar PM. I bet I know who it was.

Oh? Do tell.

 

[cloudy]

I don't know. He might be okay with that.

I could respond in kind with my own fellatio technique. Tell him I like to use my teeth a great deal. Love it when they scream. Sometimes even draw blood.

That'd work...tell him the screams really turn you on. "Will you scream for me, baby?"

 

[FatDino]

I'm on it.

What? You're on the 'fat' part?

 

[tickledkitty]

That'd work...tell him the screams really turn you on. "Will you scream for me, baby?"

"Scream like a little girl for me, sugar."

 

[Recidiva]

Under the same affect, a LONG time ago I had someone wanting to join my "cult" (my WHAT?) and I told him "Oh I'm sorry, this is a girls and eunichs only club. If you wish to join, you'll have to have your dick removed and send us video tapped proof." Yeah he stopped sending me messages after that >.>

Sounds suspiciously like many of my rope-a-dope schemes.

I have also met some surprisingly intelligent people I intended to blow off that way too.

When it turns into each other trying to outdo the gross, it's awesome.

 

[MarshAlien]

What? You're on the 'fat' part?

I'm on the sending you a creepy PM part. I know you're not fat.