Just Preparing for my new Career!

[Naughty Elf]

I want to be a Pixie Dust Spreader on the Tilt -a- Whirl

(modified quote: Can you name the movie?)

 

[Naughty Elf]

I like games

 

[SimplySouthern]

Christmas Vacation.....Lampoon's that is

No wonder you love me.

 

[Naughty Elf]

Nope and here's another quote same movie:

"If that kitty had nine lives, it just spent 'em already"

 

[SimplySouthern]

changed it....got it right.

Loved that part

 

[Naughty Elf]

Great Movie!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Liked the vacation one better.

Not the European one....that sucked.

The one where he beats up the moose and Grandma dies.

Talk about politically incorrect death of family members blatantly made fun of and animal cruelty. That was a multi-purpose movie.

Oh, I think it had some illegal drugs and incest thrown in just in case it wasn't offensive to enough people!

 

[SimplySouthern]

This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much fucking fun they're gonna need plastic surgeons to remove the smiles from our fucking faces. We'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of our ass holes



While I'm speaking of it, this is my very favorite line of the whole movie. I have it printed out and stuck to the corkboard above my desk....it cracks me up daily. I'm easily amused what can I say?

Anyone else with hilarious movie quotes? I need to laugh.