Just one thing to make me smile
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Olivianna
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Oops. tried to post something funny. Guess it won't work! Keep frowning til I find something better.
Oops. tried to post something funny. Guess it won't work! Keep frowning til I find something better.
That's all I needed. The onion and Brat saying Nyah-Nyah.
OK. Anyone know a joke?:
< CNN Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.
The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up! <
OK. Anyone know a joke?:
< CNN Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.
The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up! <
shyybabe
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just pet
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An oldie but a goodie.
These four nuns have an accident in they all die and arrive at the pearly gates.
St. Peter comes out to greet them and asks the first nun.
Have you ever touched a man's penis.
Yes Father with my fingers
Wash your fingers in holy water and you may enter.
He asks the second nun the same thing and her answer was yes Father with both hands.
Wash your hands in Holy water and you may enter.
The third nun is walking up and the fourth nun jumps in front of her.
She says.. If I have to gargle with that stuff let me do it before she sticks her ass in it.
An oldie but a goodie.
These four nuns have an accident in they all die and arrive at the pearly gates.
St. Peter comes out to greet them and asks the first nun.
Have you ever touched a man's penis.
Yes Father with my fingers
Wash your fingers in holy water and you may enter.
He asks the second nun the same thing and her answer was yes Father with both hands.
Wash your hands in Holy water and you may enter.
The third nun is walking up and the fourth nun jumps in front of her.
She says.. If I have to gargle with that stuff let me do it before she sticks her ass in it.
VeryBadGirl
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That is so weird - I've have the memorial service on TV and I was thinking about what it would be like to see ObL in cuffs being led somewhere. He would have to be in a bulletproof mesh sack or something. Maybe something a la H. Lechter.TWB said:
Ladybird
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