just one more reason texas is the best state

[unclej]

ok, everybody knows that texas has the prettiest women and the strongest men. we have the best cookin' and have more fun at our lit get togethers than anyone. if those weren't reason enough that texas is the greatest state here's one more: all the good songs are written about texas.

i mean, how many songs have you ever heard written about ohio other than their anthem? or vermont? or new mexico. now, louisiana has a couple of good ones but no one comes near texas. imagine if you will that these songs had been written about some other state than texas.

miles and miles of rhode island
a utah state of mind
deep in the heart of north dakota
waltz accross hawaii
the yelow rose of delaware
all my exes live in new jersey

i rest my case.

 

[unclej]

are you tellin' me that i can't get one rise out of anyone with this obvious attemp to stir shit?

 

[QuickDuck]

Personally, Drunken is my favourite state *hick*

 

[enjoyingitall]

are you tellin' me that i can't get one rise out of anyone with this obvious attemp to stir shit?

I got lost in Texas once. And the miles and miles is right. You can drive for hours and see nothing but tumbleweeds and oil derricks.

I'm not a big fan of Texas.....but the people there are wonderful...nice save there at the end, wasn't it?

 

[Purrde Flower]

Texas is a wonderful state. I have lived in at least 12 different states in my life and Texas has always felt like home.

 

[Comshaw]

A Texan walks onto a plane and says to the stewardess, "My name is Brown, spelled B-r-o-w-n. I'm 6' 2" tall, I weigh 240 lb's. and I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes and I'm from Texas!"
As he saunters down the isle he stops and goes through the same speech to every person he meets. Upon finding his seat, he turns to the dapper man in the seat beside him and does it again.
"Hi, my name is Brown, spelled B-r-o-w-n. I'm 6' 2" tall, I weigh 240 lb's. and I'm white from the top of my head to the tips of my toes, and I'm from Texas!"
The smaller man eyes the Texan and replies, "Me name is Patrick Michael Finnigan. I'm 5' 4" tall and weigh 135 lb's. I'm Irish and I'm white from the top of me head to the tips of me toes, except for me asshole, which is brown. Spelled B-r-o-w-n!"

WhoooWaaa!

Comshaw

 

[curious2c]

Well unclej...I have to agree with half of your post...there are a lot of beautiful women in Texas...for sure.

 

[scrymettet]

Purrde Flower

 

[someplace]

miles and miles of rhode island
a utah state of mind
deep in the heart of north dakota
waltz accross hawaii
the yelow rose of delaware
all my exes live in new jersey

i rest my case.

Pretty damn good, unclej...

 

[70/30]

Never heard...

Remember FT WAYNE!!!

Then there's the Battle of San Jacinto...

less than 10 Texans killed but over 600 Mexicans. That'll teach them to tightly secure their borders.

 

[modest mouse]

Vermont is good stuff.

Texas is a shithole that happens to be large. Texans tout their state as some form of preemptive defensive mechanism.

I say give it to Mexico in exchange for some good Mexican recipes and be doen with it.

TEXAS BLOWS!

 

[Lasz]

Never heard...

Remember FT WAYNE!!!

Then there's the Battle of San Jacinto...

less than 10 Texans killed but over 600 Mexicans. That'll teach them to tightly secure their borders.

Isn't Ft. Wayne in Indiana? Maybe it is a different Ft. Wayne.

 

[p_p_man]

I notice...

Texas has some strange looking pigs...



ppman

 

[Liontamr]

Texas has the Dallas Stars, therefore it rocks hella major ass.

 

[someplace]

Re: I notice...

Texas has some strange looking pigs...

who are exceptionally handsome and debonnaire in real life.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Steers and Queers.

 

[Zmey]

I think them Red necks hate us Yankees ... I'm damn sure Texans don't like people from New Yawk City...

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Steers and Queers.

...and me.

 

[unclej]

damn, there's that debonaire stuff again. be careful, i may start believing it.

strange? whaddya mean strange?

we've already got all the good recipes m.m. so that just won't work.

 

[teddybear4play]

unclej, I hate to piss on your parade, but there's a ton of songs about California, too. 2359, according to LAUNCH/Yahoo!.

TB4p

 

[unclej]

hey cuckholded, i guess you've seen the story thing that came with your av. probably the funniest e-mail i've ever received.

zmey, i don't hate folks from new york city at all. hell, some of my best friends...know some folks from new york city.

yes ma'am b&b and you is correct.

 

[unclej]

well damn teddy bear, that is a lot of songs. by the way, did you know that a texan invented launch/yahoo?

 

[Liontamr]

I gotta admit, I've never heard the lyric: "I wish they all could be Texas girls"

2 Pac didn't sing about "Texas Love" The Eagles didn't sing about "Hotel Texas"

Of course.. Eric Clapton did sing about Alberta

 

[cowgirl heaven]

Ya they invented Texas shaped earrings, necklaces, beltbuckles, shirts, ties, hair dooos, beds, houses, doors, carpets, lawns, chairs, you name it they think Texas shape is designer quality.

Hell most Texans don't know their a state in the union they think they are the Union

<shakes head> You Texans are soooooo TEXANS!!!!

Here's to Texas in my rearview mirror

 

[Bidin~Time]

oh yeah??

well

well

i just bet WV has...ummm.....there must be something....

damn just give me a minute.....

i bet WV has more rednecks per capita than TX!!