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Woof.
I look at my phone. 7:00AM. “You didn’t let me sleep in as late this morning. Okay, pups, let me throw some clothes on and I’ll let you out. Wandering around the cabin nude is not a good idea with Josh here.
Woof.
“I know he wouldn’t mind. But it’s not a good idea, trust me.”
Woof.
“Okay, I hear your dissension to that opinion. But my body, my choice.”
Woof.
“Thank you for conceding that much.”
I have worked for this guy.From a WIP I'll be moving to Pending later today:
“Well, you know the policy. Try not to let it happen again. I’d hate to write you up” He had this snarky smile when he was being condescending that made you just want to slap him.
Like if you've worked for this guy.![]()
I don’t know if love at first sight is a real thing, but crushes can be born from a glance.
“Who coats cakes in leaves?” I groused. “I mean, honestly.”
“Druids,” said Max.
“What! Are you serious?”
“It’s a possibility.”
“They’re from Hampshire,” Jen called from out front. “Not Druids - just posh and weird. Badger-squeezers, I reckon.”
Okay, I'll play...(reposting in Limericks thread)There once was a girl, name of Kreemi
“So you are cute, rich, and painting nude women and you can’t get laid? You’re doing something wrong there, Josh.”
“I said I wasn’t a virgin. But I want more than a hole to stick my thing in. Unlike you, I’m a romantic. I want an emotional attachment, not just sex.”
“Your THING? That’s what you call it? To a woman? It’s making more sense now. Try saying cock or throbbing manhood.”
“Be honest here. What would you have said if I had said I wanted more than a hole to stick my throbbing manhood in?”
“I probably would have been laughing so hard, driving would’ve been dangerous. So probably a bad idea right now.”
“Thank you. I think I made my point.”