Just one Line.

[Bodington]

One of the lines I like in one of my stories occurs where it was pointed out by the heroine’ adversary that despite not utilizing any birth control measures for over two years of steady adulterous fucking of the adversary’s husband our heroine had not gotten pregnant. Our heroine, who was desirous of such outcome defensively retorted, “I guess I’m not fecund.” To which the adversary replied, “"Well that could be an explanation, but the better explanation is that Jed has undergone a vasectomy."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Stop eating his semen and explain yourself!!!"

 

[SexualisPhantasia]

From one of my non-erotic poems.

It's like driving through hell chained to the wheel,
only wanting to breathe again so I can feel.
I wanna smash the clock of time so this pain I can erase.
But some things time just won't heal, so there are things I must face.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

From a current project: Past, Present and Future, Chapter 6.

By the time he'd returned with his shopping bags in his hands, I’d left my clothes in the hall closet, had touched up my makeup and was assembling my flute.

 

[Wifetheif]

From "A Man Who Jingles"

Sylvia laughed, joyfully removed Daniel's collar, and said, "Why don't you try it out, Daniel? Jingle for me, lover!"

 

[Bramblethorn]

"Fuck you kangaroo girl" - probably the most romantic line of dialogue in "Loss Function".

 

[PoisonPen33]

"I am well versed in many topics of interest and disinterest."

 

[SweetMaj]

From “Meet Joe Black”

“The only things certain in life are death and taxes.”

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Hell, cheating was the cornerstone of my last two marriages!”

 

[TadOverdon]

"We invest the bulk of our earnings in those things that directly benefit the people of the island," Aleksandra went on, and Lauren recognized the universal dialect of the PR copywriter. She wondered if her host had memorized the entire corporate press kit or just the bullet points.

 

[TadOverdon]

Do you think "jelly beans" works, for nipples? Because I can't do bullets, pebbles, cherries or erasers another time. Well, not today, anyway.

Yeah, I'm going for "hard like jelly beans."

 

[Comshaw]

As he read it his eyes grew wide and he grunted to himself in surprise, "What the fuck?"


Comshaw

 

[MillieDynamite]

From Written in Blood

"He wasn’t, an instant later, he was, no ghostly arrival from fog or fire, he materialized, stepping into being — from thin air."

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

“Maybe we should…” Jordan paused. She meant to remind Kyra that they should head back, but as she started talking, she felt herself wanting to finish that sentence with the word 'kiss'.

 

[PoisonPen33]

Yeah, I'm going for "hard like jelly beans."

I've used "bullets" and "gumdrops."

"All he can do is sing and look good on Google Image Search."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Calm down, Zatoichi, it's not like you've never been zombie masked before."

- Alexa to Freja, after her face gets napalmed. Mike & Karen (WIP)

 

[TadOverdon]

I've used "bullets" and "gumdrops."

I kind of liked "pink opals," but that was clearly trying too hard.

"Yes, your mother explained it all to me. The plan is to use the Internet to sell humanity the cure for all our ills, like it's some herbal cold remedy. The millennium then reigns and every Kai'ulauan will get their own personal helicopter. Fuzzy on the details yet, but it goes something like that."

"You sound somehow unconvinced."

 

[lovecraft68]

"Tell your boss that if Chelsea winds up dead I'll leave his head on her grave instead of flowers."

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Denial is a powerful thing. Why do you think people like edging so much?"

"Because Master says so?"

 

[TadOverdon]

Stefan gave her his ever disarming smile. "What is it that you say—'Your place or mine?'"

"No, darling." Lauren grinned and stretched up on tip-toes for a kiss. "No one says that."

 

[MillieDynamite]

From the Book "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" by B. Traven

Dobbs says skeptically of that claim: “If you are the police, where are your badges?”

In Traven’s book, the bandit leader replies angrily, “Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabron and ching’ tu madre!”

Same lines (not quite) from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

Dobbs, "If you are the police, where are your badges?"

Golden Hat, "Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!"

Both are pretty good lines, and thanks to censorship of the 40s the movie left out the profinite.

 

[DarkDuck09]

Cool air was a blessing when covered with sheets and blankets but damning in the morning with nothing.

 

[TadOverdon]

A line that did not make the cut:

"I could not state for a fact that he fucked his mother, but I was willing to assert it at the time."

LOL. Love the circumspection.

Stefan's rooms were compact, neat, and sparely furnished. Early evening light spilled in through one large bedroom window. The place looked seldom inhabited, reminding Lauren of the way she'd kept Ethan's room when he'd been away at school. By far the most remarkable feature of the place was Chelsea West, sprawling naked on the bed with her face buried under a pillow.

 

[Brutal_One]

From Rod Adventures interlude pt.03

“As it looks as if we are going to have a long train delay we were wondering if you would like to use your obvious charms to keep us entertained.”

 

[Brutal_One]

Rod Adventures interlude pt.04

“It’s a good thing your young, naked body has me already hard.”

Brutal One