Just how fucking stupid are people?

playwithlezli

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Here is a rambling email I sent to another campground operator this morning....

Anyone else have stupid people stories to tell?

While I was talking to you yesterday, that “red cell” you saw on the radar, hit here, a small boat with stupid guys was in the middle of the lake, it flipped, they weren’t wearing life jackets, and even though they could see shore and would have blown in 10 minutes, they called for a rescue, hence the fire truck (and the other 2 fire trucks, the rescue boat, the ambulance and the RCMP.) We had a regular parade, they were fine but ignorant. Local boys (mid-20s) so hardly boys, but they had launched from the other side of the lake. Of course as always, we were the staging area and we did crowd control and provided hot coffee and tea to the rescuers and as well as offered it to the victims 3 carloads of friends and family that showed up to watch.



Then they left without saying so much as thank you.



Later in the evening a vehicle comes through without registering, the guys help themselves to one of our rental boats, (without registering, asking or paying) goes to get their boat which is now washed up on shore, then we I approach them it is F this and F that, and blah blah blah.



I no longer feel compelled to be nice to extraordinarily stupid people and (to make a long conversation short) asked him if he hit his head while he was being rescued or if he was born that stupid. Not surprisingly, he say a bunch of words strung together with the F word again.



I got $10. off of them, then they left. But they didn’t take their boat. I don’t know what their plans are for it?!



Then I had to stay extra vigilant because they seemed to be the sort to come back and egg the place. C wants me to report them to the police, but what would I say “these guys are stupider than we originally thought?!”
 
yogiharidas said:
Am I missing something?

Where's the part where they were doing it in the boat?

Or maybe a little banjo playing and squealing in the woods?

Maybe a bit of knee walking in the bath house?

comon, make it interesting.................... :rolleyes:

LOL!

Well then you would think this one is really boring.....


do i really need to return this message?

"I heard on your voice mail that you are full for the July long weekend, can you please call me so I can book a spot."

Lord give me strength

Although you have got me thinking of ways to punish them in cruel and unusual ways!
 
playwithlezli said:
"I heard on your voice mail that you are full for the July long weekend, can you please call me so I can book a spot."
And is there a genetic reason why they seem to breed faster than intelligent people?
 
I read a book by a comedic travel writer called Bill Bryson who sited a situation in Yellowstone park in which a bunch of tourists were having lunch at a picnic area when a bear decided to wander over and see what was for lunch. Everyone scattered except one woman and her small daughter. The woman proceeds to smear honey on her daughter's fingers, lead her to the bear and offer her hand to the friendly looking bear. The bear did exactly what you'd expect a wild bear to do and ripped the kid's hand off.
 
uuuhgh. i'm so glad i don't have to deal with people. i have no patience for that kind of stupidity.
 
gagginforit said:
I read a book by a comedic travel writer called Bill Bryson who sited a situation in Yellowstone park in which a bunch of tourists were having lunch at a picnic area when a bear decided to wander over and see what was for lunch. Everyone scattered except one woman and her small daughter. The woman proceeds to smear honey on her daughter's fingers, lead her to the bear and offer her hand to the friendly looking bear. The bear did exactly what you'd expect a wild bear to do and ripped the kid's hand off.


Guess she thought she would be brave, brave brave, Sir Robin, whereas in reality she should have run away and chickened out. :rolleyes:

Stupidest part is.....this stuff still happens!
 
Chicklet said:
uuuhgh. i'm so glad i don't have to deal with people. i have no patience for that kind of stupidity.

some days neither do I.. Keep thinking maybe I can get a job counting items and writing them down or something.....
 
Chicklet said:
uuuhgh. i'm so glad i don't have to deal with people. i have no patience for that kind of stupidity.

I have a job like that. I don't have to even talk to people. I can get away with just grunting a reply when someone bothers to say hello or something.

"Hello, how are you?" "Urgh." Nice day, isn't it?" "Urgh-uh."

Although there's a rather nice redhead I talk to if I get the chance.
 
I could be horribly spiteful and say it's the testerone but I know women suffer from the same stupidity.
 
Stupid people

Maybe I'm not to smart myself. Is their boat still there? Sink the F'in thing!!!
 
Anniejustagirl said:
And is there a genetic reason why they seem to breed faster than intelligent people?
food for the aliens when they show up. :devil:
 
playwithlezli said:
LOL!

do i really need to return this message?

"I heard on your voice mail that you are full for the July long weekend, can you please call me so I can book a spot."

Lord give me strength

Although you have got me thinking of ways to punish them in cruel and unusual ways!

Too funny, laughing out loud :p
 
I get that a lot doing what I do. "MY gas is off..." Well, the company I contract for handles other things, not gas provision. Common sense says - CALL THE GAS COMPANY!!!!

You get all kinds...Gia, I think you're right. Alien fodder sounds just about right..only they might not want them. You know the old saying "you are what you eat.."
 
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