Just got home from the symphony...

[Saint_Ann]

My ears feel like they've been fucked for 2 hours.

 

[Jeb56]

In a good way I hope. What was the selection?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Movie music. There were 20+ violins. That's a lotta violins.

 

[Saint_Ann]

The last time I was in a crowd that large I got the covid. We shall see.

 

[Treeview]

Movie music. There were 20+ violins. That's a lotta violins.

Do you know the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

 

[Treeview]

Violins have strings

Fiddles have...said in my best faux Appalachian accent...have stranghs

 

[Saint_Ann]

I have 2 violins. Can't play a note.

 

[Treeview]

I have 2 violins. Can't play a note.

You might be better at playing the fiddle. Some fiddle playing does sound like they don't know how to play

 

[12oclocktales]

Some songwriters don’t like people playing their songs on violins: they don’t like them to fiddle with their music. [Sorry. It’s the first day of the work week and I’m just lashing out. I thought a terrible groaner might make me feel better. Nope.]

 

[live4thebj]

Let me tell you what ears feel like when they get fucked. I was going down on this mom and she came so hard she squeezed my head like a Vice. My ears hurt for two days after that.

 

[12oclocktales]

Let me tell you what ears feel like when they get fucked. I was going down on this mom and she came so hard she squeezed my head like a Vice. My ears hurt for two days after that.

Your ears weren’t getting fucked, they were just collateral damage. The law of unintended consequences at work. Lucky guy.

 

[Saint_Ann]

The symphonic ear fucking was a metaphor. Having your ears douched for ear wax impaction is more literal.