Just for you, MG...

[Svenskaflicka]

Waiting eagerly...


All others: Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Apparently, there are a lot more people like MG out there!

 

[Jenny _S]

Waiting eagerly...


All others: Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Apparently, there are a lot more people like MG out there!

Dear Ms. Svenskaflicka,

Tell us it isn't true! Please!

Freaked out,

Jenny

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm afraid it is, Jenny. We hoped and prayed that it was just a Kinky Myth, but alas, it's true...

 

[Jenny _S]

I'm afraid it is, Jenny. We hoped and prayed that it was just a Kinky Myth, but alas, it's true...

You realize what a boon this will be for Dr. Kavorkian's business?

Dreadly,

Jenny

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What's the e-mail address to "Animals' Rights"?

 

[Jenny _S]

What's the e-mail address to "Animals' Rights"?

www.animalrights.net

Thought I didn't know. Didn't ya?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now for the big question: should we turn MG in, or wait and hope that she will surrender by her own free will?

 

[Icingsugar]

I think I'll pass. It ain't got no wool to cuddle up in.

Niether does those, but instead they got fishnet stockings.
http://www.muttonbone.com/

Eww?

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmm

I suggest we turn her in... and Ice too

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Hmmm

I suggest we turn her in... and Ice too

It's a Swedish thing. You wouldn't understand.

Wait. Did I say that?


/Ice - baa

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Hmmm

It's a Swedish thing. You wouldn't understand.

Wait. Did I say that?


/Ice - baa

I always hear it was a scottish thing?

Why do scottsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile off!



-Colly

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

Why do scottsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile off!

LOL. Colly, you're lucky Angus just went on vacation.

Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

I always hear it was a scottish thing?

That's REAL sheep, Colly.

/Ice - plastic passion

 

[Linbido]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

That's REAL sheep, Colly.

/Ice - plastic passion

Uh, honey? Is there something I should know?

 

[Icingsugar]

Just that I love ya in latex.

 

[destinie21]

I'm afraid....

Nope that's it I'm just afraid.

 

[ffreak]

OMG - beastiesy by proxy? I know the nights are long and cold in the northern clime, but plastic?

At this rate I expect we'll be seeing something with tentacles - in plastic.

-FF (Maths may be ignoring this until she finds a place to put it in her dictionary - I have no idea where it belongs)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Please understand, fellow Literoticans, that Ice does NOT, I repeat, NOT, speak for all of us Swedes. Those of us who find sheep-fucking, or bestiality as a concept, repulsive and unnatural, are in clear majority.

Svenskaflicka
Never Using The Word "Stud" again

 

[RenzaJones]

Please understand, fellow Literoticans, that Ice does NOT, I repeat, NOT, speak for all of us Swedes. Those of us who find sheep-fucking, or bestiality as a concept, repulsive and unnatural, are in clear majority.

Svenskaflicka
Never Using The Word "Stud" again

Have you been using the word stud?
If so why?

 

[oggbashan]

Why is Svenskaflicka so excited about plastic sheep?

Don't they market a plastic ram?

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That's just one of the words I call my Hubby. Stud, hunk, big man, etc.

It just blurts out of me when he calls me up and says "Hi, there, beautiful!"

No man has ever called me "beautiful" on the phone before.
Swedes aren't all that generous with compliments, see...

 

[oggbashan]

[BNo man has ever called me "beautiful" on the phone before.
Swedes aren't all that generous with compliments, see... [/B]

Well, Svenskaflicka is beautiful, talented, multilingual and computer qualified. How much more could any hot-blooded man want?

Og (Who just had to call Svenskaflicka beautiful on the AH. Shame she's the same age as my eldest daughter.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*lifts the cake off the nice old man, and kisses his bald head*

 

[oggbashan]

*lifts the cake off the nice old man, and kisses his bald head*

That's only possible if I'm sitting down and you are very accurate. The bald patch is small and normally out of sight unless you are 2 metres tall.*

Thank you for the thought.

Og

*My brother and his sons are all 2 metres or more tall.

 

[pop_54]

Waiting eagerly...


All others: Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Apparently, there are a lot more people like MG out there!

Don't buy one they're useless dear, I gave mine a love bite in a fit of wild abandon the other night, it just farted loudly flew round the room and vanished out of the window.

I don't need these substitutes I have my lovely wife to keep me warm in bed, now where is the old wooly jumper