Just for men. A taste of revenge, is it sweet?

[KillerMuffin]

He uses my razors and dulls them.
He wore my favorite t-shirt the other day and got motor oil all over it.
He gets pissy because I leave the seat cover up.
He gets pissed whenever I leave my clothes on the floor.
We didn't speak for three hours the other day because I refused to stop and ask for directions.
I don't see why church is more important than football. They need to reschedule services.
He doesn't like my friends.
He nagged me all month to call my mother, then got mad when I did.
He runs up the phone bill.
He spends more time in the bathroom than the rest of the household. Combined.
He asks me if he's fat.
He has more shoes than I do. How many pairs of combat boots does a man need, anyway?


Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

 

[Harbinger]

Come to Kentucky. They shoot 'em all the time here.

 

[Renegade]

Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

Oh, you can. Just that you're going to need a good alibi first.

 

[registered "^^"]

Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

Yes, but there are many, many gun cleaning accidents!

 

[Problem Child]

He uses my razors and dulls them.
He gets pissy because I leave the seat cover up.
He gets pissed whenever I leave my clothes on the floor.
I don't see why church is more important than football. They need to reschedule services.
He doesn't like my friends.
He nagged me all month to call my mother, then got mad when I did.
He runs up the phone bill.
He spends more time in the bathroom than the rest of the household. Combined.
He asks me if he's fat.
He has more shoes than I do. How many pairs of combat boots does a man need, anyway?


Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

I'm confused. You're the woman and he's the man in this relationship, right? Or do I have it backward?

 

[gbd]

Come on now!!

I take out the garbage don't I?

 

[KillerMuffin]

FYI, the Stud is a bodybuilder. The Muff is a girl.

 

[Moridin187]

Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

Just wait until he's under the car fixing it someday. Then knock one of the jacks out from under it, run back into the house, then run out worriedly, find him crushed like a walnut, and start screaming. Simple accident, happens many times a year ^_^

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Men. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

You Can't? Pardon me, I think I better go rehide some bod. . . I mean Christmas Gifts.

 

[gbd]

Whew!

This is a rough crowd! Can I be a slave boy for a day to make up? I'll massage your feet! Make you tiramisu (or anything you desire) for dessert!

 

[SweetBrat73]

LoL Harbinger is right...they do shoot em all the time here

 

[SweetBrat73]

we also have alot of men that shoot other men here in Kentucky too...win win thing ya know