Okay, Transformers are Robots, no doubt about that but their language sometimes hints that they're more than that (More than meets the eye?) and every so now and then they say stuff that hints at them being just as human as we are.
And they end up using a lot of hilarious euphemisms for their anatomical structure.
Here's some of the best.
"What's with you two? [Gestures toward pants area.] Is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?"
—Rattrap, "Aftermath", Beast Wars cartoon
"The other equipment has been salvaged, but you took the alien Transmetal driver. Where is it?"
"Gone. Ain't that a kick in the lugnuts?"
—Megatron and Depth Charge, "Feral Scream Part 2", Beast Wars cartoon
"You, sound-off. Why do you want to be here?"
"To be an Elite Guard warrior and kick Decepticon skidplate, sir!"
"You couldn't kick my motherboard if I held it in front of your foot."
—Sentinel Minor, "Autoboot Camp", Animated cartoon
"The Arctic? Great. Another chance to freeze our sparkplugs off."
—Arcee (Female transformer), "Out of His Head", Prime cartoon
"Whoa! What crawled up your tailpipe?"
—Bumblebee, "The Thrill of the Hunt", Animated cartoon
"Say uncle, or I'll shove your nose in your afterburner!"
—Sideswipe, "City of Steel", The Transformers cartoon
"Aww! My asynchronous transfer adapter is killing me."
—Strongarm as he rubbed his back, "Destructive Power", Energon cartoon
"Woah, somebody's got a huge chip on his engine block"
—Bulkhead to Dirt Boss, "Three's a Crowd", Animated cartoon
"Have you got your processor up your exhaust port?"
—Ratchet, "Nanosec", Animated cartoon
"You overgrown Autobot! I will scramble your circuits so bad you'll need a GPS scanner to find your own exhaust port—"
—Blitzwing to Omega Supreme, "A Bridge Too Close, Part II", Animated cartoon
"I've got the plan, if all of you've got the cast-iron manifolds for it."
—Prowl, "The Ultimate Doom, Part 1", The Transformers cartoon
And by far the best one...
"Waspinator find Spider-bot and tear him a new waste-disposal unit!"
—Waspinator, "Other Voices, Part 1", Beast Wars cartoon
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