Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

[EndlessNameless]

Yup that would be the one

LOLLLLLL that'd be hilarious if someone stuck them all in and hung them on the tree. Oh crap, run for the hills you must be bringing out my weird side. There's even a nice song to tell you to run to the hills.

 

[Tenenbaum]

Honestly none! I think my new bitch mode has successfully scared off would be creeps.

Well done! All that hard work is finally paying off.

 

[Shadow701]

Mmmm....screaming. Wait, what? Oh.

 

[DarkLordFett]

Honestly none! I think my new bitch mode has successfully scared off would be creeps.



Fine. 5 years older sugar britches.



LMAO...try screaming it out while you come...doesn't work

See

I'm laughing so fucking hard at that! It's a good thing nobody's home, because I could never explain it

 

[PrettyKitty10]

LOLLLLLL that'd be hilarious if someone stuck them all in and hung them on the tree. Oh crap, run for the hills you must be bringing out my weird side. There's even a nice song to tell you to run to the hills.

LMAO you fuckin freak! For one, it was one of those big candy canes. And who would stick a whole pack of candy canes up their hoo ha????

Well done! All that hard work is finally paying off.

Seriously...I shoulda come out swingin when I first joined. LOL. Might not have taken so many hiatus's

Mmmm....screaming. Wait, what? Oh.

Oh do tell!

 

[PrettyKitty10]

See

I'm laughing so fucking hard at that! It's a good thing nobody's home, because I could never explain it

*snort*

Meh, I have my moments

 

[Shadow701]

Oh do tell!

Oh I was just contemplating what it would be like to be able to hear a woman scream.....and not in horror.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Oh I was just contemplating what it would be like to be able to hear a woman scream.....and not in horror.

Oh shush you.

 

[Shadow701]

Oh shush you.

Yea, in a horny mood. It is what it is.

 

[DarkLordFett]

*snort*

Meh, I have my moments

Your moments and mine should get together sometime. They'd have fun. As long as they find each other.

 

[morninwould]

Hey! I'm sugar britches, you cane sniffer!

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Hey! I'm sugar britches, you cane sniffer!

OMG...LOL

 

[Tenenbaum]

Seriously...I shoulda come out swingin when I first joined. LOL. Might not have taken so many hiatus's

The more you know...

 

[morninwould]

OMG...LOL

YES, I fucking missed and MISS you. GTFO!

Get the fuck over it. . .

and over here.

Powder me like a Chinese donut and lick me off.

 

[EndlessNameless]

LMAO you fuckin freak! For one, it was one of those big candy canes. And who would stick a whole pack of candy canes up their hoo ha????

Hey, you put it in places where it isn't supposed to go. And you brought my weird side. Creep.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

YES, I fucking missed and MISS you. GTFO!

Get the fuck over it. . .

and over here.

Powder me like a Chinese donut and lick me off.

LOL...we talked kind of, earlier .... handy pants.

The more you know...

infomercials in am Pica

Hey, you put it in places where it isn't supposed to go. And you brought my weird side. Creep.

This I did...I'm a weirdo too...

 

[BradBigBrain]

LMAO...try screaming it out while you come...doesn't work

I take it you tried it? Too funny.

 

[morninwould]

Yes. We did. Now handy me my pants so I can go get more chips we can eat in bed.

 

[juttjaw]

Candy canes in hoo has?? ( is that his you spell hoo ha?? Or is it who ha.... or maybe whoo ha?? Who nose..) I would think a vag full of candy cane would cause all kinds of gynecological problems... but I'm no doctor.
BTW... to avoid another drunken sensless jumbled up hit mess of a message, you better get off your ass and respond just kidding!!! Or am I?????????

 

[juttjaw]

Auto correct does NOT know me...... yet it thinks it does.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Candy canes in hoo has?? ( is that his you spell hoo ha?? Or is it who ha.... or maybe whoo ha?? Who nose..) I would think a vag full of candy cane would cause all kinds of gynecological problems... but I'm no doctor.
BTW... to avoid another drunken sensless jumbled up hit mess of a message, you better get off your ass and respond just kidding!!! Or am I?????????

hahaha shut it you

for the record, since the pic is no longer around and it wont ruin the mystique...I left the clear wrapping on it when placed in said orifice. LOL. then upwrapped it and ate it. i'm drinking, perhaps I should send you drunken messages?

 

[morninwould]

And thus the traditional retelling of the first safe candy cane sex Christmas miracle.

Tis the season for wrapping and fapping.

 

[hairball18]

*snort*

Meh, I have my moments

many many many many moments.

 

[juttjaw]

Be my guest!
At least you are practicing safe candy cane defiling. Somehow how I think there is a rap song with the lyrics " wrap it up like a peppermint stick!" If not.... there damn well should be.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

And thus the traditional retelling of the first safe candy cane sex Christmas miracle.

Tis the season for wrapping and fapping.

Yes, I shall start telling it every year around the Christmas tree...

many many many many moments.

Be my guest!
At least you are practicing safe candy cane defiling. Somehow how I think there is a rap song with the lyrics " wrap it up like a peppermint stick!" If not.... there damn well should be.

Always wrap it before you...what? Wrap it like a peppermint stick...catchy