just asking

gordito

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How many of you out there use body powder on a daily basis? Either for its fragrance or just because it makes you feel good. And if you do, what kind, what fragrance and when do you decide to use it?
 
Sorry darlin, no powder here. Too clumsy, I make a big mess that I then have to clean up, and I'm in a bitchy mood for having done something so irretrievably stupid, then, as if that weren't enough, I subject my family to my bitchiness for at least a half an hour over the whole thing, and then, just to make matters so much the worse, I have to explain why I'm Bitchy to the overly nosy StudMuffin who just won't let a dead dog lie, nooooo, he has to keep asking and asking and asking until finally I explain to him that I was being clumsy and it irritated me and he has to know why the hell I have to take it out on him and oh my gawd, he just never shuts up, when all he had to do in the first place was let it drop, let me sulk, and I would have gotten over the whole thing, but noooo, he just has to make a big production of something stupid, if he would have let me be in the first place I wouldn't have been quite so bitchy, so it's his own damned fault I bit him.

Ummmm, did I get a little excited there? Sorry, the StudMuffin has been on the rag all day over some spilled powder in the bathroom. Sheesh. Men.

(It's a joke guys, stick it back in your shorts)
 
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