Just Another Top 10 List -

[Sparky Kronkite]

Some of you guys may have seen this allready - sorry if you have. For those who have not - enjoy. Feel free to add.

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD IN VICTORIA'S SECRET:

10. Does this come in children's sizes?

09. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

08. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

07. Mom will love this.

06. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

05. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

04. Will you model this for me???

03. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

02. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

01. Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Top 10 Things you probably shouldn't say to the nice officer who pulls you over

1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. (ok in texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.
3. Arent you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey, you must've been doing bout 125mph to keep up with me. Good Job!
5. Are you andy or barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer?
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. I pay your salary!!!
9. Gee, Officer! Thats terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too...
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so that one of us knows.
11. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around thats how far ahead they are.
12. When the officer says "Gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldnt respond with, "Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
    
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[dancinvixen]

Some of you guys may have seen this allready - sorry if you have. For those who have not - enjoy. Feel free to add.

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD IN VICTORIA'S SECRET:



No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
Strawberries and Champagne-love the bath lines Vicky's has

God, my husband bought me some of this, the Body wash, and the lotion, with a little pink scrubber. I swear, I've never seen him get any redder than when I thanked him <g>

 

[dancinvixen]

Re: Top 10 Things you probably shouldn't say to the nice officer who pulls you over

1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. (ok in texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.
3. Arent you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey, you must've been doing bout 125mph to keep up with me. Good Job!
5. Are you andy or barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer?
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. I pay your salary!!!
9. Gee, Officer! Thats terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too...
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so that one of us knows.
11. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around thats how far ahead they are.
12. When the officer says "Gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldnt respond with, "Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

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   Teehee, I love these. I've actually said number 12 to an MP once. <g> Of course He thought it was hilarious since he was buying a whole bunch of dougnuts for the guys in the office. <g>
   Killer, Where are you??? They love to start shelling here at about 10 pm, and continue on until O dark 30

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ft. Riley, home of america's army cause the big red one shipped itself kit and kaboodle, minus a brigade, back to Germany. We just finished about four days of nearly continuous live fire exercises. I think it was due to the fact that they are supposed to hit the target before they can pack up and go home.

You aren't allowed to ship Weapons or ammunition to Germany with household goods. It says so on the LES. I wonder how the big red one managed to ship all those tanks and ord...

I love MPs... they are sooooooooo cool, specially when I hand over the blue ID card and they have to run it through four times cause they can't believe I am retired.

 

[dancinvixen]

Ft. Riley, home of america's army cause the big red one shipped itself kit and kaboodle, minus a brigade, back to Germany. We just finished about four days of nearly continuous live fire exercises. I think it was due to the fact that they are supposed to hit the target before they can pack up and go home.

You aren't allowed to ship Weapons or ammunition to Germany with household goods. It says so on the LES. I wonder how the big red one managed to ship all those tanks and ord...

I love MPs... they are sooooooooo cool, specially when I hand over the blue ID card and they have to run it through four times cause they can't believe I am retired.

LOL, you saw that on the LES also???? Heck, when we moved up here, we had to throw away all our lighter fluid and stuff <g>. Umm, Maybe the big red one squeezed those tanks into a different outfit??<pun intended>

God, up here we have some gorgeous MPs. Especially at the gate. And of course, I have yet to get pulled over by one. <Knock on wood, of course this may be due in large equal parts to my flirting and my job.> <g>