Just another food thread

[CelticFrog]

I have read a lot of the old food threads and have decided to attempt a question of my own...

We're on an incredibly limited budget. I do well for regular groceries most of the time but rarely have money for 'extras' including any fruits or dessert items that are generally WAY more expensive than other places in the country... mostly due to podunk status.

Therefore, in the interest of having enjoyable food play in the bedroom (I'm shooting for an elaborately planned episode next week sometime but am continually looking for more ideas) I am asking all of you:

What do you think would create an incredibly erotic sexual encounter (with food) that one could 'cook up', pun intended, with stuff you would normally find around your house?

For the record, I have lots of baking essentials, LOTS of spices, hamburger up the wazoo, for the most part what I would consider a good supply of 'staples' but not a whole lot else.

Always looking for good ideas...
Ang

 

[Vixandra]

Well, you can hit www.recipezaar.com for recipes but they're a family site, so asking for hints on thier forums wouldn't go over too well.
Chocolate sauce is not too hard to make.
Cake mixes are pretty cheap, especialy if you hit a sale or have coupons.
Good luck!

 

[CelticFrog]

Okay, good point -- and I am the coupon queen...

but still... I may be making myself out to be awfully vanilla here, but what would I do with a cake...? I am beginning to think I suffer from a case of missing sexual creativity.

Chocolate sauce, okay... I even have an extra bottle in the pantry for when this one runs out (I tend to stock up so I never run out of certain things, like choc. sauce and balsamic vinegar) but I'm also looking for off the wall things that normally you wouldn't find in a 'typical' sex food discussion. Like what? You tell me, that's why I'm asking!!!


Ang

 

[midwestyankee]

Some of the finest nights of sex are the result of great anticipation followed by sensual pleasures involving many senses, all of which happen before any sexual contact.

I would suggest starting out by cooking something a little bit exotic, and, if possible, get your husband involved in the preparation. Some inexpensive ingredients to consider would be hot peppers (be sure he licks some of the oils off your fingers when you're done chopping or slicing them ), since their spicyness will arouse your senses and you can add them to almost anything. And no matter where you are, a couple of hot peppers, which is all you need, won't break the bank.

During dinner, be sure to take your time. Talk with each other. Enjoy a candle or two. Make the time together last. Laugh together.

For dessert, anything chocoloate will do. And who says that a can of cherry pie filling might not be a real treat when served on the right "plate?"

If you're interested in recipes using ingredients thought to be aphrodisiacs (in addition to food play in the bedroom), pm me as I have several available.

 

[Weird Harold]

but still... I may be making myself out to be awfully vanilla here, but what would I do with a cake...? I am beginning to think I suffer from a case of missing sexual creativity.

For sex-play, a cake works best whenit's raw -- i.e. cake batter in place of chocolate sauce, honey, or whatever else you might desire your SO to lick off of you (or you lick off him).

At this time of the year, Pumkin Pie filling is pretty cheap -- cook it as a custard without the crust and leave it just a bit runny.

Rice Pudding is fairly easy to make, cheap, and everything you need is probably already in your pantry -- it's an excellent food for food fights and sex-play.

Almost any pudding flavor will work, and pudding mix is fairly cheap.

A Bottle of Wesson (or other vegetable oil) can make for a slippery night of sex-play.

I'd avoid any food that is strongly spiced -- especially anything that contains red peppers or cayenne -- because you DO NOT want strong spices anywhere near your privates! (an exception might be cloves, which contain a natural anesthetic and could prolong pleasure in the right amount.)

 

[CelticFrog]

::GIGGLE::

I guess I should note that my husband is allergic to pumpkin and almonds and that I absolutely loathe *fake* cherry flavoring.

Will try all of those lovely ideas, though (excepting the pumpkin part -- I think we have pudding mix in the pantry and I appreciate the tip on peppers, as something like that will indeed not break the bank).

WH ----
How do you suggest using cloves in or around sex play? I know they have that lovely mild anesthetic property, but what to do with them? Would it suffice to boil them down and create something as a sauce or cream? Or should I use ground ones and add them to something?

I'm a fairly good cook and delve into the world of gourmet as often as possible... so I can do the rice pudding no problem. Deciding which recipe to use for it... now that's a challenge!!!

Along the same lines...
What to use to cover the sheets if I am missing a shower curtain (the ex-dogs ate it) or anything equally plastic? I wish I could take you on a tour of my house and get customized advice... I have so many detail-oriented questions, it's almost ridiculous.

SHEATH!!!! I NEED YOU TO COME VISIT BEFORE OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

Hm. I wonder... I think I may try to steal our friends' digital camera (mine sucks) and post a pic of our military issue bedroom. THEN you can all give ideas on how to protect and prepare for such a... well... excursion, I suppose!

I'm wondering if I'm the only person out there who desperately needs THIS sort of help.

Ang

 

[Jaybird3]

No Celtic, you are not the only one to every have this problem.

Popicles, jello squares made in the ice cube trays.

A little bit of peanut butter can go a long way. Honey is very sticky.

As to covering the sheets. A trash bag, split the long way, and covered with a towel...beach towels are big enough.

 

[CelticFrog]

Ooh. I'm making jello tonight.

I think I'll do a search in the stories for food too... although I'm beginning to think that although I have no problems with creativity as long as I have a pencil or keyboard in my hands, actual creativity in practice does not come easily for me.

The fact that body heat melts jello very quickly will lead to some interesting ponderments, however... and then I'll have to test theories.

God, I'm way too scientific sometimes. Must be only when I feel like ass.

Ang

 

[Jaybird3]

Pineapple rings, well drained. You can pm if you want to know the rest of that one.

Ummm, the old standard, whipped creme.

Dip of any kind.

 

[Bobmi357]

If you have some ready made cake icing, try this.

Peel the foil top off the plastic can and place into the microwave for about 30-45 seconds. Less time if you have a higher wattage microwave.

When you pull it out, you'll find the frosting has melted, while its still warm, its running, and perfect for use as an edible body paint. Dip a finger in and draw a smiley face on hubby's privates. I'll let you figure out what should be the nose for the smiley

 

[quickfoot]

Jello can be fun to share while eating, etc but I found it way too sticky for much else (sugar free might not be that sticky but prob doesn't taste as good ).

I found Pudding to be a good alternative to jello, isn't as sticky and you can have it either warm or cold!

 

[Dumpling]

Ooh. I'm making jello tonight.

I think I'll do a search in the stories for food too... although I'm beginning to think that although I have no problems with creativity as long as I have a pencil or keyboard in my hands, actual creativity in practice does not come easily for me.

The fact that body heat melts jello very quickly will lead to some interesting ponderments, however... and then I'll have to test theories.

God, I'm way too scientific sometimes. Must be only when I feel like ass.

Ang

So how much did you make a Bathtub full

 

[CelticFrog]

DAMN!

Didn't get to play with Jello.
Went to doctor today instead.
Maybe in a few days I'll be cleaned out and actually WILLING to have sex again.
I hate this.

on a positive note: at least it's not my ovaries or kidneys, which was the doctor's and my first thought.

Ang

 

[peachykeen]

CF, if you are having problems 'down there' and are playing around with food, be careful. The pH balance of your vagina is somewhat delicate and if you are getting any kind of sugary stuff up in there, it can be a real problem. Have fun, but do be careful. If you are putting anything sweet on his dick, for example, if you haven't really really thoroughly 'cleaned' it off and there's still some residue, even that could be enough if you're already sensitive to spark up an infection.

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: ::GIGGLE::

WH ----
How do you suggest using cloves in or around sex play? I know they have that lovely mild anesthetic property, but what to do with them? Would it suffice to boil them down and create something as a sauce or cream? Or should I use ground ones and add them to something

I wouldn't use ground cloves because they're gritty and abrasive.

It's actually "clove oil" that is the anesthetic, so anything that will release the oil and dilute it a bit (concentrated Clove Oil numbs more than an over-the-counter novocaine cream.)

I use cloves mostly in something like honey and clove tea as a remedy for sore throats and haven't really thought of using them in sex play. I suppose something like four whole cloves boiled in a half cup of vegetable oil would produce a de-sensitizing oil of about the right strength for sex-play, but that's just a first approximation. It will require some experimantation to get the effect you want.

 

[CelticFrog]

Thanks, peachy... although THAT isn't really the problem..

Problem is nothing's been moving for a few weeks. At all.

However, we're always really really careful with sugary stuff anyways.

WH -- I will start experimenting with cloves and oil and let you know what we come up with. Wonder which oil would work best as a base... I have olive oil which is great for the skin and also canola oil which doesn't soak in quite as well but can be better for suspensions (at least the decorative bottle kind).

Still looking for more ideas, even though I'm planning much with the ones I've already gotten!!!

Ang

 

[midwestyankee]

I have enjoyed using walnut oil for massages; it keeps indefinitely and tastes wonderful afterwards. Might just work for your purposes too.

 

[sheath]

Re: ::GIGGLE::

SHEATH!!!! I NEED YOU TO COME VISIT BEFORE OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

Ang

Howdy there.

Since the holidays are approaching, might I suggest candy canes? Especially the simple peppermint ones. Depending on where you use them, the oils in them might burn just a little bit...but that can be a good thing, depending.

Get a turkey baster. Fill it with warm water and maybe drop an Altoid breath mint in there. Shake until the mint is dissolved. Use your imagination.

Remember when you were a kid and you made your own garland out of different berries and such? Who says you can't make your own anal beads? Of course, make sure the string you use is VERY sturdy. Maybe even use plastic string?

Honey, baby. Honey.

Does he like olives? Slip them inside you and make him work for his meal.

There was a really awesome idea several months ago on this board, about using chocolate covered cherries while giving him oral. The chocolate melts, you can use the cherry in a variety of interesting ways, and you get cherry/chocolate flavored semen when he can't take it anymore. Can't beat that.

Use thin fruits and vegetables to massage his prostate while you use some kind of syrup to lube his cock. Then he can tell his friends 'I came with nothing but squash and corn syrup.' The looks will be priceless, lol.

So far as the mess...big, thick towels laid all over the bed...have a bowl of warm water and washcloths handy...and of course, like you were taught in Kindergarten, clean up after yourself. Just do it in a more interesting way than your teacher could possibly have imagined.

And give us DETAILS.

S.

 

[CelticFrog]

UPDATE

Well.

His birthday was yesterday so two nights ago when he got home from work at midnight (not unusual) I was waiting for him. First, he had to shower and shave. Then he was allowed into the bedroom where I was waiting with a tray of food on the bed, myself having been freshly showered and shaven as well... just not in the same spots...

His available options were as follows: (and it was presented nicely with products I bought to keep in my personal stock from my direct sales job)
Vanilla pudding
Black Cherry Jello (both frozen and plain refrigerated)
Nachos (for the salty contrast)
Pineapple chunks (didn't have any rings, oops)
Red Velvet Cake batter (cooked for 10 minutes to thicken slightly)
A Pomegranate (love those other threads too)
Several syrups - caramel, english toffee, chocolate, strawberry
Honey
Warm Evening Delight Tea (Safeway brand, strongly recommend, we love it -- it's peppermint and chamomile and nothing else, much like SleepyTime or whatever but tastier)
Andes Mints (they were on sale)

And only one plate to eat it from (except the nachos - ouch!)...

ME.

Lots of fun, I didn't get to eat anything for the longest time until he realized I hadn't eaten since lunch and I was starving. THEN he remembered that dessert might taste great to me in the form of a banana split. It did, heh heh heh...

Frozen jello doesn't work as well as I had hoped. I noticed that he was thorough enough in his jello eating that there was no stickiness afterwards with the regular kind.

Pineapple chunks were great for him to build himself a beeline sort of trail. Lots of fun for me as well. He was worried that the citrus would burn -- didn't really understand that as it didn't and I wasn't sure where he got the idea... anyone?

I liked the pudding although I wish he would have smeared it around just a tad more. As it was, he didn't really get creative (too hungry I think) and slopped it on (that was fun too, I must admit) and slurped it off my stomach and torso.

The red velvet cake batter stained worse than the pomegranate, although it was something I planned for and eagerly anticipated. Both were very interesting... I've learned that pomegranate juice isn't easy to control. Red velvet cake didn't get eaten much of because he likes it and I hate the taste of red food coloring, why I can taste it amongst everything else I don't know. Still, what didn't get eaten got baked into his actual birthday cake. Funny part is that's the cake that got taken in to work... THAT was fun to smirk about while everyone was raving about how great it was. Not like there was really MUCH to smirk about but knowing it very well could have ended up being slurped messily off my naked body was enough to give me surreptitious giggles.

We forgot about the Andes mints and most of the syrups did not in fact get used, but he had a pastry brush to paint my body with caramel syrup (the only one in a jar not a squeeze bottle) and he took advantage of that opportunity, although he'd make a much better impressionist painter, or even like that guy who painted the squares and colored them in...

The tea was more for my benefit (well, his I guess) but we never got to that... I was looking forward to his reaction when he had a mouth well steeped in hot minty tea wrapped around him. Too bad, guess I'll have to do it again.

I have so many more suggestions to try, and if I can keep my grocery budget low again this paycheck (last one was way lower than normal) I can afford to splurge on a couple more things. Loved that pomegranate. Now I want to try bedroom dodgeball with oranges... just have to avoid the wall we share with the neighbors, I think...

I'm sure judge not has great ideas, but I'll wait for those to arrive audibly...

Oh please, keep the suggestions coming... I had so much fun, I'd like to figure out something to eat off him that will be easy to do... he's rather furry and I will NOT (repeat, NOT) shave his chest. That shit keeps me warm in the winter!!!

Ang