Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[EmilyMiller]

Hey, leave their mothers out of this.

Or at least let @SimonDoom write that one.

No. It has to have Incest as well. We need to include Fetish, BDSM, Anal, E&V as well.

This could be the Lit story to end all Lit stories!

Em

 

[Bamagan]

No. It has to have Incest as well. We need to include Fetish, BDSM, Anal, E&V as well.

This could be the Lit story to end all Lit stories!

Em

Well, don't let them tell it, then!
I mean, if Lit stories goes down, what are we going to fill our time with?

 

[Bamagan]

The line is "Dave's not here man."

My response was part pastiche, part portmanteau, not a quote, as evidenced by the lack of quote marks.

 

[Djmac1031]

Well, don't let them tell it, then!
I mean, if Lit stories goes down, what are we going to fill our time with?

Pinochle, anyone...?

 

[TxRad]

Well, don't let them tell it, then!
I mean, if Lit stories goes down, what are we going to fill our time with?

Boysenberry Jello

 

[Bamagan]

Pinochle, anyone...?

Keep your knuckle outta my pee.
Oh, sorry, thought I was back on the perverted answers to normal questions thread.

 

[Bamagan]

Boysenberry Jello

Boys in Berry Jello sounds scandalous.

 

[TxRad]

I aim to please so please aim in general.

 

[Bamagan]

But ballsy.

If they had gelatin in ancient Athens the story would practically write itself. Although it probably couldn't be published here.

 

[LoneMilf]

Wonderful idea for a post

I haven't been here long enough to single out anyone for praise, but I can already tell this is a pleasant place with friendly and helpful people. Even the tone is well above what I'm used to from other adult sites (I haven't received a single unsolicited dick pick yet!)

Colour me impressed

 

[Bamagan]

(I haven't received a single unsolicited dick pick yet!).

That's like throwing down a gauntlet to the maladjusted lurkers. Everyone take cover!

 

[Djmac1031]

(I haven't received a single unsolicited dick pick yet!)

Colour me impressed

Well fuck, now you've gone and done it...

https://imgur.com/a/KbdOlFx

 

[Bamagan]

And there goes the tone Em was striving for. Totally off the rails now!
https://media.tenor.com/xZFAg0qjs4YAAAAC/back-to-the-future-train.gif

 

[MelissaBaby]

If they had gelatin in ancient Athens the story would practically write itself. Although it probably couldn't be published here.

Do we know for a fact that they didn't have gelatin? I mean, all you need to make it a dead horse and a fire.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Do we know for a fact that they didn't have gelatin? I mean, all you need to make it a dead horse and a fire.

That was maybe not in keeping with the Happy Happy Joy Joy theme of the thread...

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Being nice to people, what an odd thing to do on the internet.

 

[Bamagan]

Do we know for a fact that they didn't have gelatin? I mean, all you need to make it a dead horse and a fire.

They might have had. They likely used it as glue, since people have been doing that for most of recorded history. But I am unaware of any evidence that they were using it as a food source, much less as a sexy medium for nude wrestling.

 

[Bamagan]

That was maybe not in keeping with the Happy Happy Joy Joy theme of the thread...

Nah, if there's one thing that makes internet folks happy, it's beating on a dead horse.

 

[MelissaBaby]

They might have had. They likely used it as glue, since people have been doing that for most of recorded history. But I am unaware of any evidence that they were using it as a food source, much less as a sexy medium for nude wrestling.

If they had glue, the kids ate it.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Nah, if there's one thing that makes internet folks happy, it's beating on a dead horse.

Well played, rookie.

 

[Bamagan]

If they had glue, the kids ate it.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGEyaXd3OWIwM2hqcHRlcWpwcm8zNWFpeHp0dTU5Mzh6NmdiNXMwdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TDtpsaHN9fC3YyBofl/giphy.gif

 

[TxRad]

After that left turn, I'll try and get things back on the tracks.

One of the great good guys around her is the one and only Rusty. Even if he is an Aussy.

 

[LexxRuthless]

That was maybe not in keeping with the Happy Happy Joy Joy theme of the thread...

Great, but how do you know he wasn't controlling your mind so that you'd tell him what he wants too hear?

Oh, now you've gone and done it. Suggesting mind control AND throwing out "Happy Happy Joy Joy"? How could I NOT picture this:

 

[MargotPayge]

After that left turn, I'll try and get things back on the tracks.

One of the great good guys around her is the one and only Rusty. Even if he is an Aussy.

I'll second that. @Rustyoznail volunteered to edit my first story! What a kind and generous welcome!

 

[EmilyMiller]

After that left turn, I'll try and get things back on the tracks.

One of the great good guys around her is the one and only Rusty. Even if he is an Aussy.

Thanks for that - not sure where this thread was going before!

Em